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Bale out for up to 4 months Oh well tis the price you pay for being the second best player in the world (number 1 is CR7 before you lot say it's the midget munchkin messi)

Got a bit of time on my hands this morning, so if anyone can, and wants to, send their tactics earlier, please do.

I'm back bishesss

Working now?

Yep, logged in ok, cheers Hero!

Hero the man.

Numbers 20-11 up now...

20	Mesut	Ozil
19	Andreas	Iniesta
18	Zlatan	Ibrahimovich
17	Alexis	Sanches
16	Jerome	Boateng
15	Gonzalo	Higuain
14	Paul	Pogba
13	Pierre-Emerick	Aubameyang
12	Luka	Modric
11	Thomas	Muller

So let's see everyone's top ten in order and see how many we get right when they're announced.

Mine is...

10	Manuel	Neuer
9	Kevin	De Bruyne
8	Sergio	Aguero
7	Robert	Lewandowksi
6	Antoine	Griezmann
5	Luis	Suarez
4	Gareth	Bale
3	Neymar
2	Lionel	Messi
1	Cristiano	Ronaldo

Hero wrote:Mine is...

10	Manuel	Neuer
9	Kevin	De Bruyne
8	Sergio	Aguero
7	Robert	Lewandowksi
6	Antoine	Griezmann
5	Luis	Suarez
4	Gareth	Bale
3	Neymar
2	Lionel	Messi
1	Cristiano	Ronaldo

That's definitely the 10 IMO, so my order

10 Neuer
9 Lewandowski
8 Aguero
7 Greizzman
6 De Bruyne
5 Suarez
4 Neymar
3 Bale
2 Messi
1 Ronaldo

I'll go with

10 - Neuer
9 - KDB
8 - Lewandowski
7 - Aguero
6 - Suarez
5 - Bale
4 - Griezmann
3 - Neymar
2 - Ronaldo
1 - Messi

I reckon Jesse Lingard and Nathan Redmond are in there

And Tom Cleverley?

Holymiky wrote:I meant Nadz...my bad

I got CF'd mate nowt I can do about that. Tis the curse of being a generous soul such as myself but alas I have seen the error of my ways and shall repent for the sin of hiring CF for all of eternity. Amen.

You could have brought in 2 players every week though, just freebie ones at least to reduce the injury ratio.

I only want starters in my team.

Who did you buy this week?

Hope everyone is going to be glued to BBC2 later on tonight for the mighty Silkmen in the cup!

Just put a message up on the football section but thought you guys might be interested, we're looking for a couple of new people to join our football podcast on a weekly basis if any of you may be keen?

Hero wrote:Who did you buy this week?

Ola Aina and Lucas Vazquez.

Ola Aina going straight in your first team then?

With De Marcos injured Aina is my first choice this week.

What time do you usually record it Hero and what day?

Tactics sent. Good luck trebs.

PS if you beat me I'm never playing fifa with you again

Holymiky wrote:What time do you usually record it Hero and what day?

Usually a Wednesday or Thursday evening around 8-8:30. Trebs does it as well with me.

Hero wrote:

Holymiky wrote:What time do you usually record it Hero and what day?

Usually a Wednesday or Thursday evening around 8-8:30. Trebs does it as well with me.

I would love to join it but my niece sleeps in the next room so understandably we keep the noise down around that time.

Is that code for Maddy McCann?

No

Just waiting for Hero's tactics

All tactics are now up.

https://www.606v2.com/t64628-week-6-tactics#3479133

Votes from Nando and Miky to me please

Me and trebs are both playing a high defensive line

Got Nando's and my votes, so just waiting on our good man Miky

Sorry was sorting stuff last night, will try and get some votes in at lunch, if not it will defo be this evening.

No worries mate. Whenever you can

Lawyers will be going up shortly folks!

Before you ask - Emre Mor is your lawyer

Lawyers up. Miky's struck gold.

Votes sent, sorry for the slight delay lads.

Anyone want Emre Mor off me for the lawyers value before I take it?

Guys, if I accept Trebs offer, would I get Montoya's lawyer offer with him?

Nope, doesn't work like that mate.

The Top Ten is now done on 442...

10	Manuel	Neuer
9	Sergio	Aguero
8	Kevin	De Bruyne
7	Robert	Lewandowski
6	Gareth	Bale
5	Neymar
4	Antoine	Griezmann
3	Luis	Suarez
2	Lionel	Messi
1	Cristiano	Ronaldo

Seems about right wouldn't have Neymar at 5 tbh id have all but Neuer & KBD over him tbh.

Overall the Top 100 Players of 2016 (according to 442) are...

100	Ousmane	Dembele
99	Petr	Cech
98	Blaise	Matuidi
97	Hakim	Ziyech
96	Joao	Mario
95	Mohamed	Salah
94	Ever	Banega
93	Jonas
92	Juan	Mata
91	Julian	Brandt
90	Romelu	Lukaku
89	Kalidou	Koulibaly
88	Adrien	Rabiot
87	Filipe	Luis
86	Santi	Cazorla
85	Andrei	Barzagli
84	Javier	Hernandez
83	Keylor	Navas
82	Jamie	Vardy
81	Hugo	Lloris
80	Carlos	Bacca
79	Ilkay	Gungogan
78	Kevin	Gamiero
77	Samuel	Umtiti
76	Marcelo
75	Dele	Alli
74	Robert	Firmino
73	Claudio	Marchisio
72	Harry	Kane
71	Mauro	Icardi
70	Marco	Reus
69	Renato	Sanches
68	Radja	Nainggolan
67	Franck	Ribery
66	Arjen	Robben
65	Julian	Weigl
64	Marek	Hamsik
63	Thibaut	Courtois
62	Thiago	Silva
61	Xabi	Alonso
60	Henrikh	Mkhitaryan
59	Raphael	Varane
58	Joshua	Kimmich
57	Raheem	Sterling
56	Alexandre	Lacazette
55	Miralem	Pjanic
54	James	Rodriguez
53	Javier	Mascherano
52	Angel	Di Maria
51	Philippe	Coutinho
50	Mats	Hummels
49	Koke
48	Raphael	Guerreiro
47	Paulo	Dybala
46	Thiago	Alcantara
45	Pepe
44	Douglas	Costa
43	Edinson	Cavani
42	Karim	Benzema
41	Diego	Costa
40	Dimitri	Payet
39	Giorgio	Chiellini
38	Jan	Oblak
37	Riyad	Mahrez
36	Arturo	Vidal
35	Sergio	Ramos
34	Gianluigi	Buffon
33	Toby	Alderweireld
32	David	Silva
31	David	De Gea
30	N'Golo	Kante
29	Gerard	Pique
28	David	Alaba
27	Eden	Hazard
26	Ivan	Rakatic
25	Leonardo	Bonucci
24	Philipp	Lahm
23	Toni	Kroos
22	Sergio	Busquets
21	Diego	Godin
20	Mesut	Ozil
19	Andreas	Iniesta
18	Zlatan	Ibrahimovich
17	Alexis	Sanches
16	Jerome	Boateng
15	Gonzalo	Higuain
14	Paul	Pogba
13	Pierre-Emerick	Aubameyang
12	Luka	Modric
11	Thomas	Muller
10	Manuel	Neuer
9	Sergio	Aguero
8	Kevin	De Bruyne
7	Robert	Lewandowski
6	Gareth	Bale
5	Neymar
4	Antoine	Griezmann
3	Luis	Suarez
2	Lionel	Messi
1	Cristiano	Ronaldo

Fernando wrote:Seems about right wouldn't have Neymar at 5 tbh id have all but Neuer & KBD over him tbh.

Are you starting to warm up to Bale?

No but atleast he performs when Ronaldo & Benzema aren't about. Neymar reminds me of when Pedro was at Barcelona. He only showed up when Messi/Iniesta/Xavi/Eto'o did really.

A bit like Alexis Sanchez when he was at Barca

I get what you mean there, he's lately a player who makes a win a better win rather than a player who'll turn a loss into a draw/win.

Hero wrote:I get what you mean there, he's lately a player who makes a win a better win rather than a player who'll turn a loss into a draw/win.

Everyone knows Neymar is not a game changer unlike Bale. When your teams winning 3, 4 nil tats when the Brazilian diva is unleashed but when your team is in need of inspiration and a goal, that's when the Welsh Magician shines and shows why he's the best left footed player in the universe.

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