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Getting noshed off a tramp

Galted wrote:Morning Dagless. We have occasionally roll-outs here, on one such occasion some of my colleagues were forced to wear red Here To Help polo shirts.

Did the Angry Kiwi have to wear one?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Morning Dagless. We have occasionally roll-outs here, on one such occasion some of my colleagues were forced to wear red Here To Help polo shirts.

Did the Angry Kiwi have to wear one?  

It was before his time but he's generally kept away from the workforce and technical questions where possible.
His bright red face and crimson head generally convey a Here To Tell You To F*ck Off message.

Galteded.  

What has this place become.  in the words of Bunk from The Wire:

Makes me sick, mother*cker, how far we done fell.

Managed to do it to 2 threads. My village are very proud of me.

Anybody in?

Is Jeff dead like me or did I miss something?

F*ck you lot then.

Fist Notches

Tino, only ever visiting after his son's bedtime.

Morning Shah, how goes it?

Pretty good mate, watching the continuing descent into madness of Madam Mayhem with both dread and amusement. Joined gym again and by god my core is feeling the pain. Life is goodish. What about you, did you slap people dressed in orange with your nob and demand soup?

I've started going to gym as we have one in our complex. So far it's just me monopolising the rower, weights and cycles and a bunch of Japanese girls on the running machines and mats.  There's a pedestal punch bag too and I've ordered gloves which arrive today. I hope I don't break my wrists.
I suspect that there will be many more girls of all flavours once news of my powerful physique leaks out. Probably some bummers too but that's ok with me as I'm not prejudiced and should be able to fight them off with my pending boxing skills.

They gave me a lollipop to shut me up whilst they did the migration so all cool in the pool. No going to the gym, I do have a works night out tonight, so to get drunk or keep it sensible, the eternal quandary.

Sad to see Tino's account being hacked. Some people can't even let the dead rest in peace.

I was one of the ones who fell for it. Luckily I didn't send money this time.

Galted wrote:I've started going to gym as we have one in our complex.

You need to explain this, and it had better not be bourgeois.

rick_dagless wrote:They gave me a lollipop to shut me up whilst they did the migration so all cool in the pool.  No going to the gym, I do have a works night out tonight, so to get drunk or keep it sensible, the eternal quandary.

I have a quandary also - the guys at my workplace have bought a birthday card for the black engineer - the problem is that it's got a f*cking elderly grizzled looking Orangutan on the front of it with a cheeky age quote. Do I tell them that it's probably not a good idea or do I sit back and see 5 of the staff sacked?

Sacked, it is a life lesson.

I have a gym in my complex as well, Galts, and it sure isn't bourgeois.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:They gave me a lollipop to shut me up whilst they did the migration so all cool in the pool.  No going to the gym, I do have a works night out tonight, so to get drunk or keep it sensible, the eternal quandary.

I have a quandary also - the guys at my workplace have bought a birthday card for the black engineer - the problem is that it's got a f*cking elderly grizzled looking Orangutan on the front of it with a cheeky age quote. Do I tell them that it's probably not a good idea or do I sit back and see 5 of the staff sacked?

An orangutan would be more offensive to a ginger like Ed Sheeran or Princess Beatrice I'd have thought.

I would be inclined to sit back and watch, keeping this thread abreast of any updates in the aftermath.

rick_dagless wrote:Sacked, it is a life lesson.

I have a gym in my complex as well, Galts, and it sure isn't bourgeois.

Mine's very bourgeoisie, apart from the parts they have to keep for social and affordable housing.

Galtova's used the gym once, she took the lift down to use the step machine then took the lift back up again.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:They gave me a lollipop to shut me up whilst they did the migration so all cool in the pool.  No going to the gym, I do have a works night out tonight, so to get drunk or keep it sensible, the eternal quandary.

I have a quandary also - the guys at my workplace have bought a birthday card for the black engineer - the problem is that it's got a f*cking elderly grizzled looking Orangutan on the front of it with a cheeky age quote. Do I tell them that it's probably not a good idea or do I sit back and see 5 of the staff sacked?

I hate those age-ist cards.

Pumpkin and Caribbean chicken soup, would recommend, 9/10

If you're going to start posting lunch reviews at 10:05, a michaelsing is inevitable.

Sh*t on here today.

Morning Galted the stringhalted, Rick the wrick, Julius the Seddulius (Scottus) and The Loaded Dog the Moldy mog. Fare thee well gentlemen?

All good in the hood mate. Everyone out on a works do last night and I think that most are still drunk, which is nice...

You?

Back hurts, especially in the morning, especially especially if I've played tennis the evening before, like yesterday.

Ah, this is much better. Morning everyone.

He's on
This thread
His name is still Galted

Galted!
Gayted!

He's quite
sublime
With prose as well as rhyme
Julius! Julius

PS - I'm not really g*y

JuliusHMarx wrote:Back hurts, especially in the morning, especially especially if I've played tennis the evening before, like yesterday.

He says it thrice
Which really is quite nice
Julius, Julius.

Sh1t on here.

rick_dagless wrote:Sh1t on here.

That's what happens when people don't bother to post their lunch summaries.

He bums
Mrs Tino
like she was working in Reno
Julius
Julius

No Lunch
review
nothing on which to chew
Rickoshine
Rickoshine

He bums
Galtova
but she's a minging Sharapova
Galted
Galted

He's an ethnic
poet
and a bit of a tit
Shah
Shah

He pines
for soup
I think he's on a loop
Ricko
Ricko

Gutentag
I say
unless you are a gay
Roof Plunge
Roof Plunge

Morning mate, top bit of intolerance to kick the day off.

How was the weekend?

Fairly mundane until last night when my PC controller arrived, then I kicked some a*se. How was yours?

If a bloke came along to try and control my PC, I'd kick his a*rse as well. Well done Shah!

Kicked bottom on which game?

Saints Row 2 - Poor man's GTA

Love Saints Row, all of them, and prefer them to GTA, more ridiculous and more humorous.

Tetris.

Oh - and Pong.

I got it for free a little while back, GOG games were offering it for free as a promotion for a new game. I do enjoy it but annoyed a bit at the lack of auto aiming. A casual gamer like myself doesn't play long enough to get the handle of controller based training. Might wait a bit and see if they offer the others for free

Having my first dump of the working week and the light in the cubicle isn't working. Although it is thrilling to be crapping in near-darkness I'm a bit worried about how I'll know when my arse has been sufficiently wiped.

Torch on your phone?

Didn't think of that, but I hope I remember next time.

No itching so I think I did an excellent job.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Torch on your phone?

Can't he just use paper like the rest of us (or in the case of Shah - his hand).