It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 07 Apr 2017, 8:34 am

First topic message reminder :

Getting noshed off a tramp

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 9:49 am

I think I have heard of a town called Santa Clause.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 9:50 am

Pine Eye and Santa Claus are correct.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 9:53 am

Peanuts for gunpowder?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 10:07 am

Correct

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 1:15 pm

I am guessing the Dwarf answer is Slutty?

In other news, I see some of the nice folk of social media are becoming somewhat irate that kid sare having a day off for Poland Day...

Especially as we don't get St George's day off.

For the sake of f**k

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:08 pm

1. Having a bath
3. $125
4. 31500
8. Useless (Slutty was considered)

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:08 pm

I'm thinking Useless for some reason. Slutty was probably quite an acceptable term back then.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:09 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:1. Having a bath
3. $125
4. 31500
8. Useless (Slutty was considered)

Quite a good salary for a dog back then.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:21 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:1. Having a bath
3. $125
4. 31500
8. Useless (Slutty was considered)

Quite a good salary for a dog back then.

It was more than the Munchkins got.
FACT.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:32 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:1. Having a bath
3. $125
4. 31500
8. Useless (Slutty was considered)

Quite a good salary for a dog back then.

It was more than the Munchkins got.
FACT.

Yes, I checked and saw that too. Rightly so. Toto had to work so much harder than the bunch of poofters.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:41 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:1. Having a bath
3. $125
4. 31500
8. Useless (Slutty was considered)

Quite a good salary for a dog back then.

It was more than the Munchkins got.
FACT.

Yes, I checked and saw that too. Rightly so. Toto had to work so much harder than the bunch of poofters.

Dwarf poofters at that. Probably communists as well. Toto was the dog's bollox.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:43 pm

Round 8
Goodbye
1. How many balls are on a snooker table at the start of a frame?
2. Who was the first male tennis player to win Wimbledon not using a wooden racket?
3. Which classical composer wrote 41 symphonies, the last of which was called the Jupiter symphony?
4. In what year was the Soviet Union established (+/- 2 for 1 point)?
5. How many chambers are there in human heart?
6. Which country won the International Netball Federation World Cup in 2015?
7. Who was the MP for Solihull from 1983 – 2005? (sorry, local knowledge)
8. Which blue gemstone is a variety of the mineral corundum (can also have other colours, but usually blue)?
9. Who is the best-selling American author ever?
10. Which TV show ran from 1979 – 1982 and starred Joanna Lumley and David McCallum as two supernatural time-travellers?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:53 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:1. Having a bath
3. $125
4. 31500
8. Useless (Slutty was considered)

Quite a good salary for a dog back then.

It was more than the Munchkins got.
FACT.

Yes, I checked and saw that too. Rightly so. Toto had to work so much harder than the bunch of poofters.

Dwarf poofters at that. Probably communists as well. Toto was the dog's bollox.

Toto stole the show. As for those small minded communist c*unts.

Has Theresa won yet?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 2:58 pm

4. 1922
5. 4
8. Sapphire
9. Donald J.Trump

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 3:01 pm

1 22
2 Boris Becker?
7 Corbyn?
9 King/Cartland?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 3:04 pm

Just made a poor Dickwella remark on the cricket thread.

6. Have a feeling the Diamonds won it in 2015... just down the road from my kennels.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 3:07 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:4. 1922
5. 4
8. Sapphire
9. Donald J.Trump

yes, yes, yes , no

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 3:08 pm

rick_dagless wrote:1 22
2 Boris Becker?
7 Corbyn?
9 King/Cartland?

yes, no, no, no

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 3:09 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Just made a poor Dickwella remark on the cricket thread.

6. Have a feeling the Diamonds won it in 2015... just down the road from my kennels.

I put that into the Google translator and it came back with Australia - correct

by **Pal Joey** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 3:21 pm

Your local MP was there for a while. Must have been a popular person. No idea who he/she is/was.

by **Galted** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 4:03 pm

Mozart wrote the Jupiter Symphony.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 4:19 pm

Galted wrote:Mozart wrote the Jupiter Symphony.

I knew I could count on Galted for the high brow culture answer.

by **Galted** Thu 08 Jun 2017, 5:27 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Mozart wrote the Jupiter Symphony.

I knew I could count on Galted for the high brow culture answer.

Thank you, Julius. I can highly recommend his Symphony number 40 (or Symphony number XL as GrumpyGolfer and I know it).

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 7:26 am

Gutentag Notches, Happy Whacking day

by **Galted** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 7:44 am

Morning, Shah. Happy Natalie Portman's birthday.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 8:30 am

I might get banned again today.

by **Galted** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 8:37 am

ShahenshahG wrote:I might get banned again today.

Just seen it. Most people on the thread have been thinking the same during the election run in.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 8:57 am

Some people need to grow a sense of humour. We can start with the witch and the tramp.

Good morning.

It was something to behold watching the numbers come in all day here... my God... just what the world doesn't need right now, let alone the UK.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 9:31 am

8. Sapphire
9. Danielle Steel
10. Sapphire and Steel

Geddit?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 9:57 am

Whoopie!

And?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:00 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Whoopie!

And?

And Jimmy Connors (1974)

by **Galted** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:01 am

I thought Borg used one.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:16 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Some people need to grow a sense of humour. We can start with the witch and the tramp.

Good morning.

It was something to behold watching the numbers come in all day here... my God... just what the world doesn't need right now, let alone the UK.

I expect it will be prawn, he doesnt have a great sense of humour.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:17 am

Galted wrote:I thought Borg used one.

Borg used a wooden racket for all his wins.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:24 am

Yannick Noah and Miloslav Mecir used wooden rackets well into the 80s. Chris Evert and Evonne Goolagong too.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:26 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Some people need to grow a sense of humour. We can start with the witch and the tramp.

Good morning.

It was something to behold watching the numbers come in all day here... my God... just what the world doesn't need right now, let alone the UK.

I expect it will be prawn, he doesn't have a great sense of humour.

True... and that fish-breath bloke... Dolphin Something or whatabouts?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:36 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Yannick Noah and Miloslav Mecir used wooden rackets well into the 80s. Chris Evert and Evonne Goolagong too.

Yes but the question was who was the first winner to NOT use a wooden racket.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:37 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Yannick Noah and Miloslav Mecir used wooden rackets well into the 80s. Chris Evert and Evonne Goolagong too.

Yes but the question was who was the first winner to NOT use a wooden racket.

Billie Jean King 1967

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 10:53 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Yannick Noah and Miloslav Mecir used wooden rackets well into the 80s. Chris Evert and Evonne Goolagong too.

Yes but the question was who was the first winner to NOT use a wooden racket.

Billie Jean King 1967

"Who was the first male tennis player to win Wimbledon not using a wooden racket?"

by **Galted** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:14 am

Jimmy Connors. 1974.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 11:17 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Yannick Noah and Miloslav Mecir used wooden rackets well into the 80s. Chris Evert and Evonne Goolagong too.

Yes but the question was who was the first winner to NOT use a wooden racket.

Billie Jean King 1967

"Who was the first male tennis player to win Wimbledon not using a wooden racket?"

I saw you answered that above. Just throwing that one in there for you to ponder.

I hope Larry the cat is fine at No.10.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 09 Jun 2017, 12:54 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Some people need to grow a sense of humour. We can start with the witch and the tramp.

Good morning.

It was something to behold watching the numbers come in all day here... my God... just what the world doesn't need right now, let alone the UK.

I expect it will be prawn, he doesn't have a great sense of humour.

True... and that fish-breath bloke... Dolphin Something or whatabouts?

I have just had fish fingers...but she won't wash down there and that ain't putting me off

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Jun 2017, 7:26 am

Flippered...

Morning notches

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 12 Jun 2017, 8:02 am

Gutentag Notches

Good weekends?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Jun 2017, 8:14 am

Morning rickshah

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Jun 2017, 8:19 am

Morning Shah, 'sup J'dawg.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 12 Jun 2017, 8:27 am

Alas poor Julrick, I knew them well

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 12 Jun 2017, 8:32 am

Sharx...

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 12 Jun 2017, 8:40 am

Good weekends boyos?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 12 Jun 2017, 9:04 am

Hamstring injury prevented me from playing in the first mixed doubles league match of the season - and I'm captain, just to make things worse.
I went along to watch and support, but not sure if that makes me a well-rounded, socially friendly kind of guy, or just a saddo, desperate to partake in some way.

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