It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 8:55 am

First topic message reminder :

He is
much vaunted
and so old his b*mhole is haunted
Julius
Julius

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 12:27 pm

Chicken and vegetable soup - 6/10 too viscous and salty but overall taste was fine.

Egg mayo and bacon sandwich - 7/10 decent but egg to bacon ratio was skewed the wrong way.

Salt and vinegar French Fries - 9/10

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 12:28 pm

I'll post a breakfast update if anyone's still around.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 12:36 pm

I just had KFC Popcorn Chicken and chips (with chicken salt). 7/10, late dinner whilst driving

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 12:45 pm

Had no brown bread to make a sandwich this morning. Off to the Morrisons shortly to buy lunch - exciting times.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 12:49 pm

Excellent salad bar, and hot deli in the Morrisons.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 1:20 pm

I really need to stay away from the off topic. My IQ has plummeted just reading some of that stuff.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 1:24 pm

There's no such thing as a good salad.

Meal deal for £3.
Chicken and bacon Caesar wrap - 8/10
Cool original doritos - 7/10
Cherry coke - 9/10
Plus a large double choc chip cookie (84p for 5) - 9/10

All for less than the price of a glass of tap water in Lahndahn.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 1:33 pm

You should see the salad bar in Fazenda, Jules.

Though, you don't make friends with salad.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 1:36 pm

rick_dagless wrote:You should see the salad bar in Fazenda, Jules.

Though, you don't make friends with salad.

Salad doesn't make friends with me either.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 1:42 pm

by **superflyweight** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 2:08 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Chicken and vegetable soup - 6/10 too viscous and salty but overall taste was fine.

Egg mayo and bacon sandwich - 7/10 decent but egg to bacon ratio was skewed the wrong way.

Salt and vinegar French Fries - 9/10

Too much egg and too little bacon? Or vice versa? My preferred egg to bacon split is 100% bacon and 0% egg.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 2:13 pm

Probably about 80% egg and one rasher of bacon (20%).

I would have preferred the ratio the other way.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 2:28 pm

Bonus - chocolate cake from the Asda for someone's birthday. It was worth coming into the office today.

by **Galted** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 2:49 pm

I like salad.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 3:08 pm

I suspected you would, whereas, I would imagine, supes does not.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 3:15 pm

These are my salad days
Slowly being eaten away

by **superflyweight** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 3:28 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I suspected you would, whereas, I would imagine, supes does not.

I'll push some rocket or spinach around my plate now and again, but generally speaking, salad can go f*ck itself.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 3:36 pm

If salad could f*ck itself I might be more interested in it.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 16 Aug 2017, 4:02 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:If salad could f*ck itself I might be more interested in it.

Two veg and one cup?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 7:47 am

Gutentag Notcherinos

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 7:53 am

Morning mate, getting your toot on in Luton?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:09 am

No more than you getting your dad whored in bradford.

All well in the Dagless household?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:17 am

Fair to middling mate, WFH today as taking Mrs D to the hospital for some check up for something or other.

Then off tomorrow for a wedding. With the CC enjoying a peak, times are good.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:42 am

Gone are the days when an early morning post would lead to a michaelsing at 8:17

by **Galted** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:37 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Gone are the days when an early morning post would lead to a michaelsing at 8:17

And Julius will no longer have to wait for over an hour for a response to his observations.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:34 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Gone are the days when an early morning post would lead to a michaelsing at 8:17

And Julius will no longer have to wait for over an hour for a response to his observations.

Yep. No longer will there be more than an hour between one post and the next.

by **Galted** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:39 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Gone are the days when an early morning post would lead to a michaelsing at 8:17

And Julius will no longer have to wait for over an hour for a response to his observations.

Yep. No longer will there be more than an hour between one post and the next.

Sometimes the gap will be in the 5-minute region.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:03 am

And sometimes the Gap will be in the local shopping centre region.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:00 pm

Off topic has surprised me by not bursting into a kickfest

by **Galted** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:05 pm

And sometimes the gap will be between the train and the platform and will need to be minded.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:09 pm

And sometimes you need to mind the windows.

by **Galted** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:19 pm

Not anymore.

by **Galted** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 1:18 pm

Nearly let an hour get away there.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 1:33 pm

Who is on next watch?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 1:41 pm

Not me.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 2:48 pm

You c*nt galted

by 1GrumpyGolfer Thu 17 Aug 2017, 3:45 pm

You tell 'im, Shah

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 4:34 pm

Yeah, you can't rely on anyone these days.

by **Galted** Thu 17 Aug 2017, 7:36 pm

Sorry.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 7:37 am

Gutentag Notches

Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play?
You said that you'd never been
But all the things that you've seen
They slowly fade away
So I'll start a revolution from my bed
Cause you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out
And so, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say
Take me to the place where you go
Where nobody knows if it's night or day
But please don't put your life in the hands
Of a Rock 'n' Roll band
Who'll throw it all away
I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed
Cause you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, 'cause summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
Cause you ain't ever gonna burn my heart out
And so, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by
My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say
So, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say
So, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by
My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
Don't look back in anger
I heard you say
At least not today

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:16 am

The Culture Cup is certainly an oasis in the turmoil that is 606v2.

by **Galted** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:17 am

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

7: 45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
With' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:23 am

Is it Black Friday already?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:28 am

Shh don't tell Trump

by **superflyweight** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 1:32 pm

The CC has a problem with British Pakistani men michaelsing the thread.

by **Galted** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 1:51 pm

superflyweight wrote:The CC has a problem with British Pakistani men michaelsing the thread.

That deserves a far wider audience than the CC can provide.

by **superflyweight** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 2:18 pm

Navy would have a fit!

by **Galted** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 2:23 pm

I wonder how many times he'd respond to tell you that it wasn't worth a response.

He's fast becoming one of my favourite non-CC posters.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 2:39 pm

superflyweight wrote:The CC has a problem with British Pakistani men michaelsing the thread.

Very good.

And we are now past half thread split!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Aug 2017, 2:44 pm

superflyweight wrote:The CC has a problem with British Pakistani men michaelsing the thread.

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