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The Culture cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup Final - Tim Martin vs Piers Morgan

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Who is the biggest cumquat? THE FINAL

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:06 am

Well here it is, the final of the Cumquat Cup, the most controversial competition in forum history. 

It looked all set up for a Katie Hopkins final, she would have been the favourite to win it. But this forum plays by its own rules, and the underdog Tim Martin has made his way into the final.

After beating Hopkins, some might make Martin favourite, but then we get to his rival. Piers Morgan, a man who was starting to rescue his reputation a little with his fierce interview technique coming up against a lacklustre politicians in the middle of a pandemic. 

To get to this stage, they have beaten some heavyweight foes - 

Martin: Hopkins, Kyle, Brand and Prince Andrew, as well as topping a group with Bezos, Emma Watson, Stephen King, Tim Henman, Musk, Lewis Hamilton, Sara Pascoe. 

Morgan: Carlson, Littlejohn, Keys and Henson, whilst Morgan topped a group consisting of Crooks, Walliams, Suarez, Karren Brady, Vince McMahon, Jai Courtney and Nick Ferrari. 


So on the day of England vs Scotland, is there anything more fitting than sitting inside and arguing who is the biggest cumquat?! 


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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:56 pm

If a professional troll beats a guy who has actively f**ed up so many businesses and companies, I will be mildly disappointed

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Post by Galted Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:52 pm

A bit disappointed with how it's all panned out, I expected a lot more from my c*nts.
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Post by lostinwales Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:03 pm

Piers Morgan is currently a professional troll, but he is nothing like as cuddly as that description would imply. Well worth remembering his previous career as a tabloid editor coincided with the phone hacking scandals (Millie Dowler and all). Just checking dates he wasn't obviously active when Daniel Morgan was murdered but his career developed inside the press culture of that time.

Just in case (again) we have forgotten who Tim Martin is

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And the excellent post from Samo

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Post by BamBam Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:20 pm

Let’s not forget Piers put fake stories about the army on the front pages. I’m not exactly one of those who think the British Army is above all reproach, but that was pretty shocking for its time

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:26 pm

And he had a tantrum when a part time weatherman got the better of him intellectually.

Although I did vote for Martin. Mainly because I've had a tantrum over Morgan beating my man Carlson.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:43 pm

I voted for Piers Morgan. Never heard of Tim Martin - no idea who he is.

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Post by superflyweight Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:00 pm

Lead singer of Coldplay.

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Post by Galted Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:03 pm

That's Chris Pringle. Tim Martin is a retired American tennis player, surprised Julius doesn't know who he is.
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Post by superflyweight Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:45 pm

Which one is Tim from The Office?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:51 pm

They call me... Tim.

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Post by superflyweight Sat Jun 19, 2021 12:29 am

You manky Scots git!

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Post by Galted Sat Jun 19, 2021 12:39 am

superflyweight wrote:Which one is Tim from The Office?  

He's in the Canterbury Tales of Chaucer... and Shakespeare.
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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Mon Jun 21, 2021 8:37 am

Piers has taken it. 2021's Cumquat is quite clearly Mr Morgan. Well done, Piers.

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Post by BamBam Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:23 pm

He would win in most years

Do we get to see the nominations?

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Post by Galted Mon Jun 21, 2021 9:20 pm

Gutted for Jack Whitehall after all the work he's done over the past few years but the pollsters have spoken.

Thanks, Flipper. It's good to have some form of closure on this, or at the very least a yardstick against which to mention my favourite c*nts.
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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Tue Jun 22, 2021 4:13 am

I have got other ideas in mind for more Culture Cups in the future. I'll pass them on to Tino, they'll be safe there.

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