Steffans Caption Competition (Week 2) - Winner Announced

by Steffan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:13 pm

Spoiler:

And the winner is:

huw wrote:Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

Well done Huw. Give yourself a clap

Stay tuned on Monday for Week 3 of Steffans Caption Competition

Thanks to all those unlucky losers who competed. Maybe next time people

Regards

Steffan

by Scottrf Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:15 pm

Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

by Steffan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:18 pm

Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...

by **Union Cane** Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:19 pm

Nicky Cook : "Pink? Pink? Jesus man, you can't be serious. No way can I fight you when you're wearing pink shorts. You big chufter. Nobody said you'd be wearing pink. I can't do this, I'm going to feign a back injury."

by eddyfightfan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:20 pm

what where you saying about my pink shorts?

by eddyfightfan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:20 pm

by Scottrf Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:21 pm

Steffan wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...

Cheers Steph.

by Steffan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:23 pm

Scottrf wrote:
Steffan wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...
Cheers Steph.

As you would say. Stop being so 'stuid'

by Scottrf Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:23 pm

Steffan wrote:As you would say. Stop being so 'stuid'

Just in case you missed it, I was having a go at his spelling. Irony missed on him as he corrected my spelling.

by razzaq Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:24 pm

Anders Behring Breivik spotted at Cook and Burns fight prior to returning to Norway

by Steffan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:25 pm

Scottrf wrote:
Steffan wrote:As you would say. Stop being so 'stuid'
Just incase you missed it, I was having a go at his spelling. Irony missed on him as he corrected my spelling.

Just seen that now. Sorry my mistake. That ONETWOFOREVER isnt the brightest star in the sky is he fair do

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:29 pm

Cook suffers first degree Burns.

by eddyfightfan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:34 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:Cook suffers first degree Burns.

very good

by eddyfightfan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:35 pm

what you doing? you were meant to go down in the 3rd.

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:46 pm

Thanks, eddy. Had a chuckle at yours, too.

by **Union Cane** Mon 25 Jul 2011, 2:03 pm

alma wrote:Not sure about a caption, but trying to work out how the cameraman manages to get his one arm into that position

He's a policeman in his day job, that's the long arm of the law.

by Jukebox Timebomb Mon 25 Jul 2011, 2:09 pm

Cook...."should I go down now Frank?"

by no-mas Mon 25 Jul 2011, 3:12 pm

Despite several tries before the fight, Nicky just couldnt hold it in any longer

by no-mas Mon 25 Jul 2011, 3:14 pm

Upon seeing Ricky Burns' pink shorts the cameraman couldnt help but let out a 'phwoar'

by JDandfries Mon 25 Jul 2011, 3:19 pm

Back to the drawing board for Cook

by Jimmy Moz Mon 25 Jul 2011, 3:32 pm

Cook: "Help me find my bottle Ricky. It's down here somewhere. I lost it when I entered the ring."

by whotobeA Mon 25 Jul 2011, 3:39 pm

Once again Burns's mighty blue smurf shlong slips out of his shorts & grabs the ropes!

by milkyboy Mon 25 Jul 2011, 6:18 pm

told by his corner to not lunge in, cook takes them literally and lunges out

by School Project Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:46 am

~~Who won last weeks Stef? I've been away from a computer too long to know...~~

No worries, I just found out that I DID!!!

Here's mine anyway:

"And THAT'S how the COOKIE CRUMBLES!"

by paperbag_puncher Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:17 am

"Cook gets burned"

by Valero's Conscience Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:59 am

"Frodo reaches down to gaze at his precious Frank Warren"

by jammin Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:21 pm

Cook: "Oh look, a fiver...."

by **Union Cane** Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:43 pm

Burns :

"Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murdering pattle."

by huw Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:10 pm

Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

by razzaq Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:19 pm

huw wrote:Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

genius

by **Union Cane** Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:20 pm

Don't bother with any more lads, I've won it.

by razzaq Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:44 am

Not so ready, steady Cook?

by TwisT Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:49 pm

Failing to win with his fists, Cook "hocks up" to fire a knockout punch of phlegm

by Steffan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:01 pm

Winner Announced

by Scottrf Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:05 pm

Steffan wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...

Steffan wrote: And the winner is:
huw wrote:Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

What the hell?

by Steffan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:07 pm

Scottrf wrote:
Steffan wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Nicky Cook suffers back injury in bout with WBO Super Featherweight titlist Ricky Burns.

Everyone else may as well give up now...
Steffan wrote: And the winner is:
huw wrote:Cook wilts under the weight of his fake tan

What the hell?

Sorry Scott. Its dog eat dog im afraid...

by **Union Cane** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:07 pm

What?

How can I not have won this?

by Steffan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:11 pm

Union Cane wrote:What?

How can I not have won this?

The competition keeps getting better every week now. Keep trying Union. I had great difficulty choosing a winner. So many good entries

by Scottrf Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:13 pm

Haven't seen a more corrupt caption competition since the Primetime one.

by **Union Cane** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:14 pm

Mine had everything though, the Scottish theme, a play on the name 'Burns', the way that the ancient poem described perfectly what we were seeing in the picture (a cowering and tim'rous Cook), it was the perfect caption.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:23 pm

Scottrf wrote:Haven't seen a more corrupt caption competition since the Primetime one.

Steffan, if I enter this competition in 11 hours and change my name to a girls one, can I win?

Can I come and sit ringside whilst you throw urine on some lads from the Valleys?

by Steffan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:45 pm

Scottrf wrote:Haven't seen a more corrupt caption competition since the Primetime one.

I got the News of the World tapping my phone thanks to that comment

by Steffan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:46 pm

Union Cane wrote:Mine had everything though, the Scottish theme, a play on the name 'Burns', the way that the ancient poem described perfectly what we were seeing in the picture (a cowering and tim'rous Cook), it was the perfect caption.

Less is more though if you get my drift

by Steffan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Steffan, if I enter this competition in 11 hours and change my name to a girls one, can I win?

No

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Can I come and sit ringside whilst you throw urine on some lads from the Valleys?

I dont throw it anymore I just pee all over them straight from the one eyed snake. Yeah you can watch though

by **Union Cane** Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:49 pm

I get your drift alright, you're bent.

Corrupt.

You know how much this means to us, and you are toying with us, teaching us a lesson for all the times we have corrected your appalling spelling and grammar.

Well, Jones, you win.

Have your fun, because I won't be entering your competitions any more, I can't handle the pain of failure.

by Steffan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:52 pm

Im ranked 19 out of 35 in your Prediction League

Now thats failure mad

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:54 pm

Union Cane wrote:I get your drift alright, you're bent.

You may as well have just ended it there Union.

by Steffan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:58 pm

Fellas you cant corrupt the incorruptible. Hence the best man always wins in my competition Smile

by eddyfightfan Fri 29 Jul 2011, 1:07 pm

Steffan wrote:Fellas you cant corrupt the incorruptible. Hence the best man always wins in my competition

fair enough, maybe you just missed my entry- no hard feelings ill win it next week

by huw Fri 29 Jul 2011, 1:18 pm

Well, I'd just like to thank me for being great and so on blah blah cry a little blah blah etc.

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