Time capsule 1st July 2013

Bit of a cheat this one as I pinched this off another forum but thought it would be a nice touch if we all put down our predictions for the next 9 months in boxing and see who turns out to be the new mystic meg? Realistic or funny predictions are both welcome...

For example -

I would predict David Haye is beaten and knocked out by Vitali Klitschko for one last fight of his career and is lined up to star in some poor British gangster flick that will be released straight to DVD

Mayweather will have spanked Ortiz meanwhile Pacquaio (as much as I'd like to see him beaten for a third time ) will have ended Marquez they then both sign into a megafight to face each other only for it to be cancelled for some bull***t reason

Anyone else?

If Floyd spanks Ortiz and Pacquiao and ends Marquez - who the hell else would make a megafight? Hopkins at LHW?

Haye pulls out of Vitali fight, Fury steps in as replacement and as VK can't handle tall fighters (Lewis / Valuev for example), Fury becomes WBC champion.

Mark my words.

Typed it out and didnt read it back

Union Cane wrote:Haye pulls out of Vitali fight, Fury steps in as replacement and as VK can't handle tall fighters (Lewis / Valuev for example), Fury becomes WBC champion.

Mark my words.

I'm sure plenty of people will mark them, Union - though not for the reasons you'd hoped!

Union Cane wrote:Haye pulls out of Vitali fight, Fury steps in as replacement and as VK can't handle tall fighters (Lewis / Valuev for example), Fury becomes WBC champion.

Mark my words.

Awful prediction. See you in July 2013.

Union Cane wrote:Haye pulls out of Vitali fight, Fury steps in as replacement and as VK can't handle tall fighters (Lewis / Valuev for example), Fury becomes WBC champion.

Mark my words.

You know sack all Union.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You know sack all Union.

What is that?

Hatton becomes the face of Healthy Living UK

Manny opens up a chain of Karaoke bars

Audley fulfils his destiny becomes heavyweight champion

Floyd gets beaten

Carl Froch says something nice about someone

Amir Khan is P4P world number 1

Ricky Burns becomes Scotlands First Minister

Enzo Calzaghe and Vince Cleverly fight infront of a sold out Millenium Stadium

Wladimir Klitschko v Vitali Klitschko is on the undercard

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As for boxing V2 606:

Steffan decides he doesnt like being Welsh anymore

D4 says "Maybe iv got Floyd Mayweather all wrong"

Sean Michaels becomes an admin/mod

Coxy posts something boxing related

Imperial Ghosty decides to lighten up

Trussman goes one day without patronising someone

Rowley finally gets his own sarcasm

And Windy admits he has been dressed as a woman when posting all along


But apart from that everything else is the same...

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You know sack all Union.

What is that?

No idea.

Steffan wrote:
Rowley finally gets his own sarcasm

Unlikely to happen Steffan. I operate on such a sophisticated level of wit and erudition I baffle even myself more often than not.

At least I have the courage to stretch out my ball bag on the chopping board (metaphorically speaking) and actually make a prediction.

Union Cane wrote:At least I have the courage to stretch out my ball bag on the chopping board (metaphorically speaking) and actually make a prediction.

Tyson Fury will not beat Vitali Klitschko by 2013. Happy, you ball bag?

606v2 in 2013? Coxy will be 29 years old and Sean Michaels will not be married.

I predict Union will have made a spelling mistake by July 2013

two_tone wrote:I predict Union will have made a spelling mistake by July 2013

No chance of that hapening I'm afraid.

Too easy, no way will I be falling for that.

606v2 in 2013? Coxy will be 29 years old and Sean Michaels will not be married.

Will be a suicide inducing 31 at this present time in 2 years time.

coxy0001 wrote:

606v2 in 2013? Coxy will be 29 years old and Sean Michaels will not be married.

Will be a suicide inducing 31 at this present time in 2 years time.

Very strange. So 29 for 3 years, then ageing normally after that?

Scottrf wrote:

coxy0001 wrote:

606v2 in 2013? Coxy will be 29 years old and Sean Michaels will not be married.

Will be a suicide inducing 31 at this present time in 2 years time.

Very strange. So 29 for 3 years, then ageing normally after that?

Has he signed to fight Manny? Mosley got younger when he did so might work similarly for Coxy

Dirty thirties are quite good to be fair. Cant drink like I used to mind. Plus people tend to look at you a bit more when you doing your stuff on the dance floor...

rowley wrote:

Steffan wrote:
Rowley finally gets his own sarcasm

Unlikely to happen Steffan. I operate on such a sophisticated level of wit and erudition I baffle even myself more often than not.

Thank god. I thought it was just me!!

Cleverley is still fighting people only known by their mothers while claiming to be the best in the world

Better make a prediction:

Saul Alvarez is MW champion, with only one loss, Martinez’s final fight.

Scottrf wrote:

coxy0001 wrote:

606v2 in 2013? Coxy will be 29 years old and Sean Michaels will not be married.

Will be a suicide inducing 31 at this present time in 2 years time.

Very strange. So 29 for 3 years, then ageing normally after that?

Not sure where you've got this notion from that i've been 29 for 3 years..... I've been 29 since January, which is a long time in certain peoples eyes who can't remember past 3 months due to mental capacity issues

Boxing:

Larry Merchant is talking even slower
Ivan Calderon has jumped to welterweight and is knocking people out. People aren't allowed to question how.
Kevin Mitchell still hasn't beaten anyone above euro level

606v2:

Steffie still hasn't got out of the 1st year of uni having failed it for 3 years
Windy gets the message - i ain't interested
Rowley goes in a killing rampage, targeting people with the initials L.O.L
D4 does a Davidemore following FMJ smashing Pac that he's ending it all

Mayweather announce his return to the ring, saying that Pacquiao has to be under 24 hour surveillance because he believes he is using PEDs that cannot be detected, after all boxing is a dangerous sport and he only asking for a fair fight.

Wlad get KOed against Haye after trying to avenge his brother's defeat.

DeGale beat Groves in the long awaited rematch

Donaire KOs Russell to put an end to another American hype job.

Bradley is still nowhere to be found.

Khan schools Ortiz, and Ortiz claims he doesn't deserve it.

Russell Mora linked to a betting syndicate.

Ward goes to Pamploma to fulfil a life long ambition.

Hopkins beat Tarver again for the cruiserweight world title

Prescott and Maidana still claim Khan is ducking them despite a string of defeats for both fighters.

JCC jr still unbeaten, he claims 50 have tried and 50 have failed.

Coxy doesnt age for 3 years which means Coxy at 29 was ducking Manny who is is 32 who will be younger in 3 years time that when Coxy was ducking him who is now 32 who was younger 3 years ago than Floyd when he ducked Manny but is now Mannys age when he ducked Marquez for a 4th fight

[quote="Mind the windows Tino."[quote="Union Cane"]At least I have the courage to stretch out my ball bag on the chopping board (metaphorically speaking) and actually make a prediction. [/quote

Tyson Fury will not beat Vitali Klitschko by 2013. Happy, you ball bag?

606v2 in 2013? Coxy will be 29 years old and Sean Michaels will not be married.[/quote

Michaels will have worked out how to quote.

coxy0001 wrote:
Steffie still hasn't got out of the 1st year of uni having failed it for 3 years

Thats my plan anyway. Im only going for the student loan and to avoid the Job Centres voluntary work draft...

Windy gets a birthday card from your Queen....
Coxy meets a girl who rids him of his frustration.
d4 is foiled in his attempt to fly a plane into Mayweather's house...
606v2 is called primetime606

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Windy gets a birthday card from your Queen....
Coxy meets a girl who rids him of his frustration.
d4 is foiled in his attempt to fly a plane into Mayweather's house...
606v2 is called primetime606

The first three were garbage Truss but the last one is ballbreakingly funny!

Well done beefcake.

Steffan wrote:Dirty thirties are quite good to be fair. Cant drink like I used to mind. Plus people tend to look at you a bit more when you doing your stuff on the dance floor...

Best start using the toilet, then.

Primetime shows boxing pay per views in black and white with Anthony Small as a lead pundit and is now charging £29.95 per show with the one off £2.50 registration fee now a monthly occurance

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Windy gets a birthday card from your Queen....
Coxy meets a girl who rids him of his frustration.
d4 is foiled in his attempt to fly a plane into Mayweather's house...
606v2 is called primetime606

The first three were garbage Truss but the last one is ballbreakingly funny!

Well done beefcake.

I actually thought the last two were funny

Soldier_Of_Fortune wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Windy gets a birthday card from your Queen....
Coxy meets a girl who rids him of his frustration.
d4 is foiled in his attempt to fly a plane into Mayweather's house...
606v2 is called primetime606

The first three were garbage Truss but the last one is ballbreakingly funny!

Well done beefcake.

I actually thought the last two were funny

I'm not going to be foiled.

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:606v2 is called primetime606

Requiring a £2.50 registration fee to post articles but for £15.99 a year you can get a 'Gold Membership' where you can win a chance to watch any Mayweather fight for free as long as it isnt Manny Pacquiao

Bobby Gunn is knocked out by Chris John in a dramatic fight, prompting Duke McKenzie to say "John's stunned Gunn, John, Gunn's going, and Gunn's gone for John, John's gone, John, no, John, Gunn's gone John, he's gone."

Union Cane wrote:Bobby Gunn is knocked out by Chris John in a dramatic fight, prompting Duke McKenzie to say "John's stunned Gunn, John, Gunn's going, and Gunn's gone for John, John's gone, John, no, John, Gunn's gone John, he's gone."

Post of the day windy?

Michaels, Sean wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Bobby Gunn is knocked out by Chris John in a dramatic fight, prompting Duke McKenzie to say "John's stunned Gunn, John, Gunn's going, and Gunn's gone for John, John's gone, John, no, John, Gunn's gone John, he's gone."

Post of the day windy?

Personally i thought my "606 entry question list" takes that award

Michaels, Sean wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Bobby Gunn is knocked out by Chris John in a dramatic fight, prompting Duke McKenzie to say "John's stunned Gunn, John, Gunn's going, and Gunn's gone for John, John's gone, John, no, John, Gunn's gone John, he's gone."

Post of the day windy?

Just saw it, Sean. Can't see anybody topping that one today, can you ?

Great stuff.

coxy0001 wrote:

Michaels, Sean wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Bobby Gunn is knocked out by Chris John in a dramatic fight, prompting Duke McKenzie to say "John's stunned Gunn, John, Gunn's going, and Gunn's gone for John, John's gone, John, no, John, Gunn's gone John, he's gone."

Post of the day windy?

Personally i thought my "606 entry question list" takes that award

I think Windy may have just won it himself on the other thread with his analogy of women and hurricanes....

HumanWindmill wrote:

Michaels, Sean wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Bobby Gunn is knocked out by Chris John in a dramatic fight, prompting Duke McKenzie to say "John's stunned Gunn, John, Gunn's going, and Gunn's gone for John, John's gone, John, no, John, Gunn's gone John, he's gone."

Post of the day windy?

Just saw it, Sean. Can't see anybody topping that one today, can you ?

Great stuff.

Bloody hell Windy. What do I have to do to impress you?

Did you not see my brilliant Waiting for Godot effort on Truss's religion thread. Intellectual (for Oxy), funny and topical. What more do you want.

Union already has, by his own admission, a cupboard full of them. Spread the love Windy.

You can have this one Tino, I didn't see the Waiting for Godot effort (for obvious resons) but I'm sure it was a cracker.

Union Cane wrote:You can have this one Tino, I didn't see the Waiting for Godot effort (for obvious resons) but I'm sure it was a cracker.

I believe my prediction came true already Union...

Arse.

two_tone wrote:

Union Cane wrote:You can have this one Tino, I didn't see the Waiting for Godot effort (for obvious resons) but I'm sure it was a cracker.

I believe my prediction came true already Union...

Brilliant. two_tone has just owned Union!

Adam D (Hobo) is outed as Davidemore.......

I didn't see the waiting for godot for obvious reasons....

Someone else called union cane posting on my Duff thread is there....??

What a twelve carat wally!!!!...........

2013... wow that's like well in to the future.

I'd say that Enzo Mac will be WBU Light Heavy champion after 9 more knock out losses.

Jones Jr will be WBF Cruiser champion after 4 more KO Losses.

Evander Holyfield will reach his life long ambition... of meeting God personally after a "non boxing related" brain problem.

Manny Pacquiao unifies the Heavyweight division by utilizing many different catchweights and retains the WWE Belt. He later dies of a "non steroid related" heart attack.

Amir Khan fights Mexican Legend Chavez to plant his place in history as the Worlds Greatest Mexican Beater... arrested shortly after for abuse by using Social Networking Sites but gets off Scot-free

Marky Mark Whalburg will release The Fighter IV where Micky Ward takes on an unknown fighter for a belt that doesn't exist... it wins him a Golden Globe.

606 will be shut down for copyright infringement by the BBC.

Primetime will finally go HD despite the fact we would have this point watch TV through Laser projected visions that beam into our eyes.

And I'll be dead at the young age of 27 and my Art Work on this website will be considerred Priceless Works of Art.

Truss can afford to move out his father in laws house......

Sean will still be unable to use the quote button?