Time capsule 1st July 2013

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Bit of a cheat this one as I pinched this off another forum but thought it would be a nice touch if we all put down our predictions for the next 9 months in boxing and see who turns out to be the new mystic meg? Realistic or funny predictions are both welcome...

For example -

I would predict David Haye is beaten and knocked out by Vitali Klitschko for one last fight of his career and is lined up to star in some poor British gangster flick that will be released straight to DVD

Mayweather will have spanked Ortiz meanwhile Pacquaio (as much as I'd like to see him beaten for a third time ) will have ended Marquez they then both sign into a megafight to face each other only for it to be cancelled for some bull***t reason

Anyone else?

[quote="sodhat"]Sean will still be unable to use the quote button?

[/quote

I've already done that one.

Michaels, Sean wrote:Adam D (Hobo) is outed as Davidemore.......

Sean Michaels is outed......

This post was made by TRUSSMAN66 who is currently on your ignore list.

What did he say?

Michaels, Sean wrote:Truss can afford to move out his father in laws house......

The council tell Truss his application for a house in Mosside is non-eligible due to his US citizanship and the move falls through

[quote="Michaels, Sean"]

sodhat wrote:Sean will still be unable to use the quote button?

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I've already done that one.

My bad, I will revise my prediction to:

I will learn to read a thread properly before contributing.

Union Cane wrote:This post was made by TRUSSMAN66 who is currently on your ignore list.

What did he say?

He said "I love Union Cane and all that he brings to the forum. Please can you PM your phone number".

[quote="sodhat"]

Michaels, Sean wrote:

sodhat wrote:Sean will still be unable to use the quote button?

[/quote

I've already done that one.

My bad, I will revise my prediction to:

I will learn to read a thread properly before contributing.

In all fairness I think I have the hang of it now.......

[quote="Michaels, Sean"]

sodhat wrote:

Michaels, Sean wrote:

sodhat wrote:Sean will still be unable to use the quote button?

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I've already done that one.

My bad, I will revise my prediction to:

I will learn to read a thread properly before contributing.

In all fairness I think I have the hang of it now.......

It's like riding some sort of cyber-bicycle.

Once you can do it, you're set for life.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:This post was made by TRUSSMAN66 who is currently on your ignore list.

What did he say?

He said "I love Union Cane and all that he brings to the forum. Please can you PM your phone number".

I lost my phone, I was off my head on acid or something and someone nutted me, it must have fallen out of my pocket.

[quote="Michaels, Sean"]

sodhat wrote:

Michaels, Sean wrote:

sodhat wrote:Sean will still be unable to use the quote button?

[/quote

I've already done that one.

My bad, I will revise my prediction to:

I will learn to read a thread properly before contributing.

In all fairness I think I have the hang of it now.......

Pity Sean your inability to use it gave yo a rakish charm, you're now left having to rely on your personality or intellect to win folk over.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:This post was made by TRUSSMAN66 who is currently on your ignore list.

What did he say?

He said "I love Union Cane and all that he brings to the forum. Please can you PM your phone number".

And Trussman, Union Cane said "Where is my Trussman. Or as like to call him...Thrustman...dont I bigboy"

Steffan wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:This post was made by TRUSSMAN66 who is currently on your ignore list.

What did he say?

He said "I love Union Cane and all that he brings to the forum. Please can you PM your phone number".

And Trussman, Union Cane said "Where is my Trussman. Or as like to call him...Thrustman...dont I bigboy"

That's just not funny Steffan. Too obvious. Must try harder, and I say that as a fellow Welshy now that Chester is a province of our Fathers.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:

Michaels, Sean wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Bobby Gunn is knocked out by Chris John in a dramatic fight, prompting Duke McKenzie to say "John's stunned Gunn, John, Gunn's going, and Gunn's gone for John, John's gone, John, no, John, Gunn's gone John, he's gone."

Post of the day windy?

Just saw it, Sean. Can't see anybody topping that one today, can you ?

Great stuff.

Bloody hell Windy. What do I have to do to impress you?

Did you not see my brilliant Waiting for Godot effort on Truss's religion thread. Intellectual (for Oxy), funny and topical. What more do you want.

Union already has, by his own admission, a cupboard full of them. Spread the love Windy.

I'm going to lookfor that, Tino. I've made a few references to famous poems on this site, which have gone down as you'd expect(no-one noticed).
As for most incisive humour, well my jokes are so far ahead of their time, I think they will only be appreciated in forty years from now.

andygf wrote:I'm going to lookfor that, Tito. I've made a few references to famous poems on this site, which have gone down as you'd expect(no-one noticed).
As for most incisive humour, well my jokes are so far ahead of their time, I think they will only be appreciated in forty years from now.

Lets hope so, because right now they are abysmal.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Steffan wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:This post was made by TRUSSMAN66 who is currently on your ignore list.

What did he say?

He said "I love Union Cane and all that he brings to the forum. Please can you PM your phone number".

And Trussman, Union Cane said "Where is my Trussman. Or as like to call him...Thrustman...dont I bigboy"

That's just not funny Steffan. Too obvious. Must try harder, and I say that as a fellow Welshy now that Chester is a province of our Fathers.

Il try my best. Dont forget we are expanding to France next week. Mein Fuhrer wants everyone saying "Alright Butt" by Christmas

andygf wrote:
I'm going to lookfor that, Tito. I've made a few references to famous poems on this site, which have gone down as you'd expect(no-one noticed).
As for most incisive humour, well my jokes are so far ahead of their time, I think they will only be appreciated in forty years from now.

Tito!

If I could direct you to my effort on the Ricky Burns caption competition thread, I'm sure you are the kind of chap who would appreciate it.

andygf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:

Michaels, Sean wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Bobby Gunn is knocked out by Chris John in a dramatic fight, prompting Duke McKenzie to say "John's stunned Gunn, John, Gunn's going, and Gunn's gone for John, John's gone, John, no, John, Gunn's gone John, he's gone."

Post of the day windy?

Just saw it, Sean. Can't see anybody topping that one today, can you ?

Great stuff.

Bloody hell Windy. What do I have to do to impress you?

Did you not see my brilliant Waiting for Godot effort on Truss's religion thread. Intellectual (for Oxy), funny and topical. What more do you want.

Union already has, by his own admission, a cupboard full of them. Spread the love Windy.

I'm going to lookfor that, Tito. I've made a few references to famous poems on this site, which have gone down as you'd expect(no-one noticed).
As for most incisive humour, well my jokes are so far ahead of their time, I think they will only be appreciated in forty years from now.

Who the hell is Tito?

Don't look too hard andy, it's not actually that good.

Sorry Scott, thought we were pallies!Do you really mean it?
I'm tempted to use an emoticon here...must resist....
Yeah, I've stayed off here for the lack of love. It's what the world needs now,love sweet love...
My prediction is Steffan learns to use Spellcheck.

Feck, I better use the Spellcheck in my head. Right I'm definitely off!See you later.

andygf wrote:My prediction is Steffan learns to use Spellcheck.

I dant now waht youu arr om aboyt mayt

Only kidding andy, but that particular joke was poor!

That's ok because Andy is a joke!!

No one can spell in Wales....

Scottish - Tough, principled people who'll fight it out to the end..

Irish - Proud race, plucky....

Welsh - It's what you do when you don't want to pay up on a bet.

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:That's ok because Andy is a joke!!

No one can spell in Wales....

Scottish - Tough, principled people who'll fight it out to the end..

Irish - Proud race, plucky....

Welsh - It's what you do when you don't want to pay up on a bet.

I hate Bostonians too

Bostonians hate Bostonians...

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:That's ok because Andy is a joke!!

No one can spell in Wales....

Scottish - Tough, principled people who'll fight it out to the end..

Irish - Proud race, plucky....

Welsh - It's what you do when you don't want to pay up on a bet.

If you hadnt used that one on the old 606 a billion times before I would of almost been offended

The old ones are the best...and at least you take it like a Man

So the toilet cleaner in pontyprrrriiiyyyydddddrrrrlagogogoch tells me anyway!