The Ultimate Worrier

First topic message reminder :

Its back due to popular demand! Well - 2 people asked anyway!

The thread that broke the mould in its inception (ie it was good). Well the fans have spoken. both of them, and FINALLY, THE BEST THREAD IN SPORTS FORUM ENTERTAINMENT HAS RETURNED TO THE INTERWEB.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A55913565)

So how does it work - simple.

Take the name of a wrestler and change his name slightly to come up with a new name and gimmick.

The Ultimate Worrier - the face painted wrestler who is literally scared of everything. Runs down the ramp and hides under the ring sobbing.

Over to you.

Chris OBenoit Kenobi - Wild Pegasus takes on a young apprentice (Luke Gallows) and teaches him the ways of Toothless Aggression. "The Crossface will be with you, always.....until you rumble with a weights machine"

The Macho Sing - Randy Savage uses the power of Karoke to get back in the WWE

Mike Tenaycious D - TNA's play by play man embarks on a new career, as Jack Black and Kyle Gass' drummer/backing singer.

CM Junkie - The former Straight Edge Saviour hits rock bottom after agreeing to go for a night on the town with Jeff Hardy, Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and Scott Hall.

Ravishing Rick Brood - Rick cant focus because all he wants is a mini me

Kevin Stash - Diesel takes a liking to Rob Van Dam's way of life.

Golf Ziggler - Nick Nemeth combines his current gimmick with his previous one, driving to the ring in a golf cart and wrestling in plus 4's.

Shat Hardy - Matt unleashes new tactics to make sure no-one touches him

Splashing Cody Rhodes - after being cruelly disfigured by Rey Mysterio Cody wants to wrestle all his matches under water

The Big hoe - after losing his main event slot this giant needs to make ends meat elsewhere

Sexual Mocklet - a peed off Mark Henry laughs at his conquests

Sweat the Sh!tman Fart - he was also in a tag-team called The Fart Foundation who finished off their opponents with the Fart Attack.

Tyson Skidd - The former Hart Dynasty member forgot to wipe after a visit to the bathroom.

Boink the clown - a dirty little clown who had a run in with Thrush (see below)

Thrush - came from Hawaii and irritated Boink the Clown. He later reinvented himself as a a more angry chracter and formed a stable called PMT. He eventualy joined the Legion of Poom.

Legion of Poom - a group of sex pests who acted like animals and watched their prey like Hawks.

Tito Sultana - Former IC champion, one half of the tag team Strike Force and now found in a bowl of Fruit 'n' Fibre.

John C'N'A - comes to the ring wearing dodgy clothes from the not very good 80/90's UK retailer. Not much different to his current gimmick

Jeff ReTardy - OK I've used this one before but it seems more applicable than ever.

Matt Cardy - Matt decides enough is enough and hangs his boots up and replaces them with a fetching cardigan.

Chris Jericho: The Ayatollah of Rola Cola - Y2J's career away from wrestling hits new heights when he becomes the face of a major advertising campaign for Peter Kay's favourite drink.

Corre-onation Street - Wade serves up Lancashire Hotpots to the boys

King Crimson - the undefeated star gets a prog rock makeover

Recyclobo - Hobo continues to recycle his one decent idea

Heidenthirdreich - he likes the nazi's.

Marky wrote:Recyclobo - Hobo continues to recycle his one decent idea

At least I had one at some point!

R phone Booth - Colin Farrell meets little jimmy with hellerious consequences

'Pakistani Playboy' The Great Angie - former WHC who loves Smokewheel pizza and the hotel franzog

Somalian Joe - Joe moves to somalia, where just like a bull frog he eats flys
(is that better?)

Mark Gentry the worlds kindest man- in a dramatic face turn mark becomes a true gent opening doors for the divas, shaking hands with everyone and his new finisher ' random act of kindness'

RSVP - Montel invites you to wrestle and is awaiting your response

The Atta-Taker....(for all you asians out there)

Kevin Gash - Comes out with a new bird every week