The return of ... The Ultimate Worrier!

Way back when it was a simpler time, when we were all innocent and wide eyed to the world a thread was created born of legend.

The Ultimate Worrier

Some say it was created by a genius, some say a mad man, some say a power crazed idiot and blame him for all the wrongs in the world even more than the Miz or those evil Australian DJs. But whoever that person was they gave us something so wonderful that its only fit and proper that it gets another showing.
So ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages I request to you that you put your thinking caps on and bring forth your puns as we journey together in...

The Ultimate Worrier Part Deux



Here's just a snippet of some of the beauties from the original:

Stain Cold Steve Austin. Wrestler who cleans his clothes using the lowest setting on a washing machine.

Stung. Wrestler that’s allergic to bees and nettles.

The Royal British Legion of Doom - Hawk and Animal wear spiked shoulder pads covered in poppies and carrying buckets for any spare change

Degeneration PG - Keeping in line with the rating for all WWE programming, HHH and HBK show kids how to make papier mache sledgehammers.

The Wonky Clock Man - door to door salesman of cheap carriage clocks.

Tommy Daydreamer - Constantly loses matches due to his inability to pay attention

Stoned Fold Steve Autistic - Stoner who is always completely out of it but can instantly answer any answers involving sums or dates

The Great Carly - a woman called carly who thinks she's great.

Paul Aroma - He smells nice

Pledge - The Rated R Superstar who gets all of your surfaces spotlessly clean

Kofi Kingston-upon-thames - A Posh Jamacian Wrestler who enjoys a spot of sailing.

Penultimate Warrior - The last but one Warrior

Chris Cherrycola - Goes by the nickname Y2J2O

The Sandbag - Enters the ring to Metallica and can also be used in the event of flooding

The British Hart Foundation - As well as being a legendary tag team they fight heart and circulatory disease

Kez - X Division champ who has a pet Kestrel

Tatonka - Manufacturer of toy trucks

Justin Plausible - Wrestler who breaks apart the shoddy storylines put together by the creative team due to continuity errors and lack of belivability.

Peter Andre the Giant - After divorcing Jordan, Peter bulks up on roids and takes out his frustrations in the squared circle.

Sean O'Where - Wrestler who accidently swallowed a Sat Nav and now provides other wrestlers with directions

Phone Old Steve Austin - a disgruntled ex Carphone Warehouse employee who hasnt updated his handset since leaving 3 years ago

Big Van Evader - A mentally challenged man who finds time to hang around the A14 Northbound, ducking in and out of all sorts of vehicles, but especially long wheel base vans...

Pesticide – Hernadez’s old LAX partner returns with a insect repellent

David Orangatunga – He’s the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP

Dolph Shingler - Installs a skylight to your house before throwing himself off the roof in an impressive yet completely needless manner

Tensai Lady - A-Train assists ladies with poor pelvic muscles avoid embarassing accidents

Seth Phil Rollins - He can feel it, coming in the air tonight, whoah.

Right so we come up with are own right if so here's one

Santino Mozzarella - He like's Italian cheese and enjoy's making pizza's

Jim Bros - Oklahoma starts wearing double denim and a black leather jacket whilst screeching about if he'll ever be famous.

Seen Ambrose? - The wrestler with the question that hero ask's

Big Bird E Langston - He takes his ref count further by going to 12 and is brought to you by the letters G & S

Mean Ambrose - Jon Moxley refuses to answer my phone calls anymore and blocks me on Twitter.

Green Ambrose - Dean turns out to actually be quite rubbish in the ring, everyone laughs at me.

Need Ambose - the man who Hero needs to put him to bed

Feed Ambrose - Hero kidnaps Ambrose and locks him in his cellar where he overfeeds him and eventually develops a Stockholm Syndrome relationship with him (note to self, must stop the Ambrose ones)

Jeff Lardy- after beating his demons jeff finds a new vice...fried chicken

Jeff Mardy - Jeff gets all whingey and needs cuddles all the time

Jeff Cardie - Jeff ditches the stupid face paint and instead embaces knitwear.

Jeff Farty - the fried chicken has it's revenge.

Breed Ambrose - Hero takes a DNA sample from Ambrose to create a army of Jon Moxleys

Alberto Dolmio - An Italian wrestler who stalks his opponents, threateningly asking "whens-a your Dolmio day?"

Brock Liesner -after Billing himself as a 6'5 300lbs bad bass Brock debuts as a 5'8 170 soaking wet mr muscle look-a-like

Carlito Tevez- not only does he spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool but he also refuses to be tagged in and then spends three months playing golf

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Kofi gives up the ring life for life as an adult movie star.

Wham bam bam thank you mam Bigelow- bam hits the ring and pins his opponent within 10 seconds, 30 seconds later he's back in the locker room smoking a cigar!

R-Struth - The Australian Ron Simmons.

Dr Christian Cage- The peeps ask dr Christian to examine their various genital ailments!

Fat Hardy - Say's it all really.

Triple Aches - the hardcore legend who leaves opponents sore from head to toe.

AJ Tiles - the wrestler who's the roofer

CM Punt - stealing Randy Orton's 'patented' move

Sith Rollins - Seth Rollins' evil twin Sith Lord brother, also featuring in Star Wars Episode VII

Samosa Joe - India's answer to the Samoan submission machine.

Kurt mangle - joe mangle from neighbours wrestler brother

Mark Henry the Hoover. Cleaning up a house show near you.

Dyson Kid. Ditto..

Earthquake and Typhoo. One flattens you while the other gets the kettle on.

Meth Hardy - Say's it all really

Heath Hater - hates him self but the fans adore him.

Steve Irwin R Schyster...and his finishing move the Stingray.

Smark Henry - Moans about all the wrong wrestlers getting pushes, still moans when the wrestlers he wanted pushing get pushed.

Scotty Goodman- the wrestler with a passion for ball room dancing...SEVVVVVVEN!

The Million Collar Man. Untouchable with all them shirts on.

Chandler Sting- could I be anymore of an icon?!

The Fiz. Ginger haired Corrie actress joins forces with long lost brother Heath Slater.

Austin Pisces - The Greatest Fish that ever Lived

John Van Morrison. Legendary crooner turns grappler.

Ron Jeremy Borash. What goes on backstage stays backstage.

The Dynamite Yid - Tom Billington goes kosher

Jim Cornetto. Sweet looking but as cold as ice.

Mr FujiFilm. Snappy little so and so.

Yokotuna. The fattest fish that ever lived.

CM Punk'd - Phil Brooks goes all Ashton Kutcher on us with his hidden camera pranks.

Triple Ache - years of wrestling have left Hunter with several aching joints.

Cousin roode- Booby Roode grows his perm out and literally become the IT factor of professional wrestling

Bobby Roode Boy - Bobby takes lessons from v2's Barry Black in how to speak RastaMouse.

Barry O Black - possibly abused?

Harvey Cripplegran - blacklisted from all care homes and bingo halls.

James Stormtropper - having been shamed by his great grandsons heavy drinking, James Storm's German great Grand dad iencourages Storm to see the light and fights the fight of his grand daddy and for the fatherland

YokoSamba - a Brazilian Sumo Wrestler wants to dance his way to the top of the WWE

It's hard to stop this!! So I won't!

Snitsky and Hutch- this tag team also unsuccessfully fight crime on the side although it's 'never Snitsky's fault '