The return of ... The Ultimate Worrier!

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Way back when it was a simpler time, when we were all innocent and wide eyed to the world a thread was created born of legend.

The Ultimate Worrier

Some say it was created by a genius, some say a mad man, some say a power crazed idiot and blame him for all the wrongs in the world even more than the Miz or those evil Australian DJs. But whoever that person was they gave us something so wonderful that its only fit and proper that it gets another showing.
So ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages I request to you that you put your thinking caps on and bring forth your puns as we journey together in...

The Ultimate Worrier Part Deux



Here's just a snippet of some of the beauties from the original:

Stain Cold Steve Austin. Wrestler who cleans his clothes using the lowest setting on a washing machine.

Stung. Wrestler that’s allergic to bees and nettles.

The Royal British Legion of Doom - Hawk and Animal wear spiked shoulder pads covered in poppies and carrying buckets for any spare change

Degeneration PG - Keeping in line with the rating for all WWE programming, HHH and HBK show kids how to make papier mache sledgehammers.

The Wonky Clock Man - door to door salesman of cheap carriage clocks.

Tommy Daydreamer - Constantly loses matches due to his inability to pay attention

Stoned Fold Steve Autistic - Stoner who is always completely out of it but can instantly answer any answers involving sums or dates

The Great Carly - a woman called carly who thinks she's great.

Paul Aroma - He smells nice

Pledge - The Rated R Superstar who gets all of your surfaces spotlessly clean

Kofi Kingston-upon-thames - A Posh Jamacian Wrestler who enjoys a spot of sailing.

Penultimate Warrior - The last but one Warrior

Chris Cherrycola - Goes by the nickname Y2J2O

The Sandbag - Enters the ring to Metallica and can also be used in the event of flooding

The British Hart Foundation - As well as being a legendary tag team they fight heart and circulatory disease

Kez - X Division champ who has a pet Kestrel

Tatonka - Manufacturer of toy trucks

Justin Plausible - Wrestler who breaks apart the shoddy storylines put together by the creative team due to continuity errors and lack of belivability.

Peter Andre the Giant - After divorcing Jordan, Peter bulks up on roids and takes out his frustrations in the squared circle.

Sean O'Where - Wrestler who accidently swallowed a Sat Nav and now provides other wrestlers with directions

Phone Old Steve Austin - a disgruntled ex Carphone Warehouse employee who hasnt updated his handset since leaving 3 years ago

Big Van Evader - A mentally challenged man who finds time to hang around the A14 Northbound, ducking in and out of all sorts of vehicles, but especially long wheel base vans...

Pesticide – Hernadez’s old LAX partner returns with a insect repellent

David Orangatunga – He’s the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP

Jerry "The Ming" Lawler
BAH GAWD, JERRY'S ALIVE!

Bubba ray muttley

Chases pidegons along with Devon dastardly

I now pronounce you chuck palumbo and Khali- chuck and Khali pretent to be 'life partners' to evade tax, hilarity ensues

Austin Airhead - not only is this performer the Greatest man that ever lived but he's also the most gullible man in Wrestling

Lost In Aries - The sudden disappearance of Crimson is finally explained.

The CrymeTyme Players - Four men join forces to become the most stereotypical stable in WWE history

The Bedstinkers - Samoan tag team with serious bladder issues.

Barista - the animal returns after having worked in Starbucks for the last two years

Adam Daffodil - It's party time all the time in the valleys.

Roman Rains -This glummy Powerhouse is a glass half empty kinda guy

Adam Davey - Bumping articles since 2011

The Undytaker- a backstage pervert always sniffing around the divas locker rooms

The Red Devils favourite Demon - Wayne: Ex pro footballer wantsto bring his own brand of destruction to the WWE

Monty python's life of (Daniel) Bryan

Bryan is mistaken for the messiah Jesus Christ by Pontius Wyatt

The Wyman family. Bill Wyman is a cult leader who controls his disciples with the power of his bass

Bo Dallas sadly seems to be hated, here are some gimmick changes he could start using to get over again

Samoa Bo - Bo Dallas begins carrying a knife around.

The Nature Bo - Bo Dallas begins bleeding profusely and elbow dropping the ground, he's also probably drunk.

razor raBOne - Bad times don't last but BO guys do!

MachBO Man - OOOOHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!

Amyss - you always feel there's something not quite right with this monster heel.

"Kleenex" Velvet Sky - always ready with the tissues after "letting the pigeons loose".

Gobby Roode - the man who's never short of something to say.

Ethan Farter III - Poor old EF3 has a bot of a flatulence problem.

Jeff Tardy - the Charismatic Enigma has a timekeeping problem.

Pillow - Tardy's alter-ego likes going to the ring wearing bedding.

Samosa Joe - The Submission Machine gets an Indian makeover and tag teams with Curry Man.

Panik - TJ Perkins' character suffers an attack of nerves.

Hulk Hoagie - The Hulkster starts a sandwich business.

Randy Salvage - The Macho Man goes into the scrap dealing business.

Bully Ray Cyrus - Bully takes up country music and score a #1 hit with "Do You Know Who I Am?"

Juan sí, no¿ John's indecisive Latin protege

Ric Stare - This creepy lothario just can't take his eyes off you

Denial Bryan - Just won't believe he's a B-player
Daniel's Buyin' - The world's most giving vegan. drinks on him.
Daniel Breyani - The Chennai flying goat.
Daniel Buy-in - Nothing happens in the E without his say so.
Shave Butt-tease-ta... yeah
Ric Fair - the cleanest player in the game.
Nickis Flair - Brighton's 16x world champion
Mick Holy - The bible bashing hardcore champ.
The Miztake - what were we thinking handing him a 'ship?

The Ironic Sheikh - he's a huge Alanis Morissette fan!

Goldthrust - Goldmember's new tag team partner