Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...


There once was a boxer named Tyson,

Brilliant !

So someone backed onto Wlad?

So someone backed onto Wlad?
Who, unless I'm mistaken, was glad

So someone backed onto Wlad?
Who, unless I'm mistaken, was glad
Its rumoured he plays

So someone backed onto Wlad?
Who, unless I'm mistaken, was glad
Its rumoured he plays
In very strange ways

So someone backed onto Wlad?
Who, unless I'm mistaken, was glad
Its rumoured he plays
In very strange ways
With the Pork sword of some other lad

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure
Too partial to women

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure
Too partial to women
But that didn't stop him winnin'

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure
Too partial to women
But that didn't stop him winnin'
A lesson for Wlad The Impaler

Les Darcy, the legend from Australia
Could hardly be described as a failure
Too partial to women
But that didn't stop him winnin'
Cos he said, "It's good for what ails ya!"

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"
And he proceeded to hit me again

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"
And proceeded to hit me again
He thought it was cool

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"
And proceeded to hit me again
He thought it was cool
To beat up an old fool

"My prediction?" said Clubber Lang, "Pain!"
And proceeded to hit me again
He thought it was cool
To beat up an old fool
Who's madder than the woman who played Lois Lane

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker
"It should be me" claimed Peter

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker
"It should be me" claimed Peter
" I'd surely defeat ya "

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker
"It should be me" claimed Peter
" I'd surely defeat ya "
"The best? You're naught but a faker!"

"I like being champ", said The Boilermaker
Challengers lined up, Fitz the next taker
"It should be me" claimed Peter
" I'd surely defeat ya "
But Jeff rolled them all out like a baker

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
I'll have to make up the word blorange

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
A very good colour for warrings

Union Cane wrote:The shorts worn by Pacman are orange

And are the same shade as Nicole Kidman's m*nge (I'm assuming)

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
A very good colour for warrings
His socks though are purple

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
A very good colour for warrings
His socks though are purple
Like Luis Angel Firpo's

The shorts worn by Pacman are orange
A very good colour for warrings
His socks though are purple
Like Luis Angel Firpo's
And I'm still going for Nicole's m*nge

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?
Yes just one, Dantley won

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?
Yes just one, Dantley won
But most against lager-filled louts

A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?
Yes just one, Dantley won
That's interesting - whereabouts ?

HumanWindmill wrote:A light-heavy, Dynamite Sprouts
Had a number of interesting bouts
Or was it just one?
Yes just one, Dantley won
That's interesting - whereabouts ?

New Albert Theater, Baltimore

New Albert Theater, Baltimore
Is what the Creator made salties for

New Albert Theater, Baltimore
Is what the Creator made salties for
They used to stage fights

New Albert Theater, Baltimore
Is what the Creator made salties for
They used to stage fights
But then lost the rights

New Albert Theater, Baltimore
Is what the Creator made salties for
They used to stage fights
But then lost the rights
So they don't stage the fights any more

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided
His last purse should not be divided

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided
His last purse should not be divided
The opponent he chose

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided
His last purse should not be divided
The opponent he chose
Jabbed him right on the nose

Larry Holmes, for his swansong, decided
His last purse should not be divided
The opponent he chose
Jabbed him right on the nose
For fighting Butterbean he'll be forever derided

Despite his ridiculous hooter

Despite his ridiculous hooter
And the fact that he still rides a scooter

Despite his ridiculous hooter
And the fact that he still rides a scooter
Mr Froch pulled a bird

Despite his ridiculous hooter
And the fact that he still rides a scooter
Mr Froch pulled a bird
Though it might seem absurd