Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:21 am

First topic message reminder :

Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...

There once was a boxer named Tyson,

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:35 pm

There was a slow bum called Joe Louis
Who's favourite cartoon, Hong Kong Phooey
We pronounce like the French ?

by Scottrf Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:36 pm

There was a slow bum called Joe Louis
Who's favourite cartoon, Hong Kong Phooey
We pronounce like the French ?
Oh no! You wench!

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:39 pm

There was a slow bum called Joe Louis
Who's favourite cartoon, Hong Kong Phooey
We pronounce like the French ?
Oh no! You wench!
'We' pronounce like the French should be 'Oui'?

by Guest Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:39 pm

There was a slow bum called Joe Louis
Who's favourite cartoon, Hong Kong Phooey
We pronounce like the French ?
Oh no! You wench!
This brie that I bought is all chewy

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:44 pm

Perhaps it's not ' Tunney ' but ' Tooney '

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:45 pm

Perhaps it's not ' Tunney ' but ' Tooney '
Mr Windmill, stop being a loony

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:46 pm

Perhaps it's not ' Tunney ' but ' Tooney '
Mr Windmill, stop being a loony
I couldn't resist

by coxy0001 Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:47 pm

Perhaps it's not ' Tunney ' but ' Tooney '
Mr Windmill, stop being a loony
I couldn't resist
Wonder if Froch's Mrs likes a fist.....

(Sorry!)

by Michaels, Sean Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:51 pm

Perhaps it's not ' Tunney ' but ' Tooney '
Mr Windmill, stop being a loony
I couldn't resist
Wonder if Froch's Mrs likes a fist.....
Or just chargrilled aubergine with haloumi

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:52 pm

Perhaps it's not ' Tunney ' but ' Tooney '
Mr Windmill, stop being a loony
I couldn't resist
Wonder if Froch's Mrs likes a fist.....
Says Coxy, who looks like Wayne Rooney

by **Union Cane** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 4:57 pm

When we fill up 20 pages will it end?

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 04 Apr 2011, 5:02 pm

When we fill up 20 pages will it end?
Heavens no ! We'll just start it again

by azania Mon 04 Apr 2011, 9:02 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:A nice chap, the mod named azania

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 9:32 am

When we fill up 20 pages will it end?
Heavens no ! We'll just start it again
Is the interest still there?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 9:57 am

When we fill up 20 pages will it end?
Heavens no ! We'll just start it again
Is the interest still there?
Pope / Catholic, Woods / Bear

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2011, 9:59 am

When we fill up 20 pages will it end?
Heavens no ! We'll just start it again
Is the interest still there?
Pope / Catholic, Woods / Bear
Seems just a fanciful trend

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:17 am

The subject should return then to boxing

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:19 am

The subject should return then to boxing
And all time greats getting their ' socks ' in

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:19 am

The subject should return then to boxing
Not forum member out-foxing

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:35 am

The subject should return then to boxing
Not forum member out-foxing
Let's talk about Floyd

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:38 am

The subject should return then to boxing
Not forum member out-foxing
Let's talk about Floyd
or the Kilt-bot android

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:46 am

The subject should return then to boxing
Not forum member out-foxing
Let's talk about Floyd
or the Kilt-bot android
Or Walcott, and the school of hard knocks thing

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:49 am

What's Theo Walcott got to do with Boxing...other than him needing to be punched in the head?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:54 am

DAVE667 wrote:What's Theo Walcott got to do with Boxing...other than him needing to be punched in the head?

He has a good arsenal, Dave.

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 10:56 am

HumanWindmill wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:What's Theo Walcott got to do with Boxing...other than him needing to be punched in the head?

He has a good arsenal, Dave.

You are gunner have to do better than that Windy...

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 11:04 am

Union Cane wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:What's Theo Walcott got to do with Boxing...other than him needing to be punched in the head?

He has a good arsenal, Dave.

You are gunner have to do better than that Windy...

Hopefully some North Londoners will spur me on, Union. If not, I might get dragged to Upton Park and get hammered.

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2011, 11:07 am

HumanWindmill wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:What's Theo Walcott got to do with Boxing...other than him needing to be punched in the head?

He has a good arsenal, Dave.

You are gunner have to do better than that Windy...

Hopefully some North Londoners will spur me on, Union. If not, I might get dragged to Upton Park and get hammered.

We Chel-sea won't we?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 11:11 am

We Chel-sea, said a bloke at The Bridge

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 11:12 am

We Chel-sea, said a bloke at The Bridge
As he got his third pie from the fridge

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 11:14 am

We Chel-sea, said a bloke at The Bridge
As he got his third pie from the fridge
He was training for Haye

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 11:20 am

We Chel-sea, said a bloke at The Bridge
As he got his third pie from the fridge
He was training for Haye
Though rumours did say

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2011, 11:27 am

We Chel-sea, said a bloke at The Bridge
As he got his third pie from the fridge
He was training for Haye
Though rumours did say
That his weight had ballooned just a smidge

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 12:57 pm

"The Bellflower Bomber", Jerry Quarry

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:00 pm

"The Bellflower Bomber", Jerry Quarry
Crashed his bicycle into a lorry

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:18 pm

"The Bellflower Bomber", Jerry Quarry
Crashed his bicycle into a lorry
He suffered some cuts

by Michaels, Sean Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:20 pm

"The Bellflower Bomber", Jerry Quarry
Crashed his bicycle into a lorry
He suffered some cuts
and badly bruised nuts

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:22 pm

"The Bellflower Bomber", Jerry Quarry
Crashed his bicycle into a lorry
He suffered some cuts
and badly bruised nuts
And the trucker didn't stop to say ' Sorry '

by Michaels, Sean Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:23 pm

"The Bellflower Bomber", Jerry Quarry
Crashed his bicycle into a lorry
He suffered some cuts
and badly bruised nuts
to the extent that he's now like that tranny off Corry

by Michaels, Sean Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:25 pm

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:29 pm

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank

by Michaels, Sean Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:34 pm

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring

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