Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

First topic message reminder :

Saw this idea on another board, thought it was a good idea.

How it hopefully works, I will give the first line of a limerick, and then all you need to do is copy that first line and add the second, then someone else can copy the first two and add the third etc etc

Even with the helpful “somebody has posted in the meantime” feature we should still get too much confusion and duplication.

That has got to be one of the worst explanations of an idea that I’ve ever done, but hopefully you get the gist of it.

Let us begin...


There once was a boxer named Tyson,

Iron Mike, for reasons unclear
Chomped on Evanders ear

Iron Mike, for reasons unclear
Chomped on Evanders ear
An action so drastic

Iron Mike, for reasons unclear
Chomped on Evanders ear
An action so drastic
The ear is now plastic

Iron Mike, for reasons unclear
Chomped on Evanders ear
An action so drastic
The ear is now plastic
And Holyfield struggles to hear

Suddenly things have gone quiet

Suddenly things have gone quiet
Sometimes happens, I cannot deny it

Suddenly things have gone quiet
Sometimes happens, I cannot deny it
So with nowt better to do

Suddenly things have gone quiet
Sometimes happens, I cannot deny it
So with nowt better to do
Than debate why Marciano is rudey poo

Suddenly things have gone quiet
Sometimes happens, I cannot deny it
So with nowt better to do
Than debate why Marciano is rudey poo
Or more interestingly Dave667's diet?

Our Sean has joined poet's corner

Our Sean has joined poet's corner
Yet another talented performer

Our Sean has joined poet's corner
Yet another talented performer
With good looks in abundance

Our Sean has joined poet's corner
Yet another talented performer
With good looks in abundance
He has no encumbrance

Our Sean has joined poet's corner
Yet another talented performer
With good looks in abundance
He has no encumbrance
He blows as much hot air as a sauna

Very good Union but please do refrain,

Very good Union but please do refrain,
for interupting me while being vain

Very good Union but please do refrain,
for interupting me while being vain
Who'd do such a thing ?

Very good Union but please do refrain,
for interupting me while being vain
Who'd do such a thing ?
To a 606 king

Very good Union but please do refrain,
for interupting me while being vain
Who'd do such a thing ?
To a 606 king
Who'd treat him with so much disdain ?

While having a pint with the lads

While having a pint with the lads
I got a kick in the nads

While having a pint with the lads
I got a kick in the nads
Upset me a little

While having a pint with the lads
I got a kick in the nads
Upset me a little
My nads are quite brittle

While having a pint with the lads
I got a kick in the nads
Upset me a little
My nads are quite brittle
And my girlfriend is fitter than Wlad's

Union Cane is a dreamer

Union Cane is a dreamer
His sister is a screamer

Union Cane is a dreamer
His sister is a screamer
said Coxy the Cad

Union Cane is a dreamer
His sister is a screamer
He knows this first hand

Union Cane is a dreamer
His sister is a screamer
He knows this first hand
as despite playing in a brass band
he heard his mates tag team her

There once was a chef, named John

There once was a chef, named John
and as a rapper was considered the Don

There once was a chef, named John
and as a rapper was considered the Don
Mit or mitout the gloves

There once was a chef, named John
and as a rapper was considered the Don
Mit or mitout the gloves
From below or above

There once was a chef, named John
and as a rapper was considered the Don
Mit or mitout the gloves
From below or above
He would ramble on and on

A fearsome cruiser named Nelson

A fearsome cruiser named Nelson
Was caught with a hat and little else on

A fearsome cruiser named Nelson
Was caught with a hat and little else on
'twas the strangest of sights

A fearsome cruiser named Nelson
Was caught with a hat and little else on
'twas the strangest of sights
Yet more interesting than his fights

A fearsome cruiser named Nelson
Was caught with a hat and little else on
'twas the strangest of sights
Yet more interesting than his fights
Where I generally prayed for the bell son.

A fearsome cruiser named Nelson
Was caught with a hat and little else on
'twas the strangest of sights
Yet more interesting than his fights
His willy, you see, had two bells on

I'm not a great fan of the brothers

I'm not a great fan of the brothers
not to say they're incestuous lovers

I'm not a great fan of the brothers
not to say they're incestuous lovers
but it fills me with glee

I'm not a great fan of the brothers
not to say they're incestuous lovers
One's doing a "Hero"

I'm not a great fan of the brothers
not to say they're incestuous lovers
but it fills me with glee
Whenever I see

I'm not a great fan of the brothers
not to say they're incestuous lovers
but it fills me with glee
Whenever I see
Them out on the town with their mother

I'm not a great fan of the brothers
not to say they're incestuous lovers
but it fills me with glee
Whenever I see
They do 'av 'em, some mothers

Wlad, with a cheque to deposit

Wlad, with a cheque to deposit
Had recently come out of the closet

Wlad, with a cheque to deposit
Had recently come out of the closet
He found a cashier