Warren Gatland Craping him self???

Is literaly craping himself over the game on saturday 10/02/2012.

Warren Gatland has admitted he would "hate to see the reaction in Wales" if his Grand Slam chasers lose at home to Italy in Saturday's Six Nations clash.

Just how bad would he be if, if Wales do not win .

majesticimperialman wrote:Is literaly craping himself over the game on saturday 10/02/2012.

Warren Gatland has admitted he would "hate to see the reaction in Wales" if his Grand Slam chasers lose at home to Italy in Saturday's Six Nations clash.

Just how bad would he be if, if Wales do not win .

It would be a bit of a disaster obviously. Hard to disagree with Mr Gatland.

I would presume it would just be as bad in any country if their team lost.

This is a rather pointless question I would expect any passionate fan to be gutted if his side lost.

Wales will win, Italy can come at them with their forwards as hard as they can, they may even have the Lion share of possession and territory, but the problem lies in their backline.

Wales have learnt to make the right decision at the right time, and Italy will not be able to contain the welsh back line.

From reading Parisse's comments on BBC Sport today it seems like theyre the ones crapping themselves to be fair.

What a dumb article. How old are you maj?

majesticimperialman wrote:Is literaly craping himself over the game on saturday 10/02/2012.

Warren Gatland has admitted he would "hate to see the reaction in Wales" if his Grand Slam chasers lose at home to Italy in Saturday's Six Nations clash.

Just how bad would he be if, if Wales do not win .

I'd say he wouldnt have left as much on the floor as Lancaster...that about answer it maj?

Sounds like there are a lot of upset stomachs about. Has Suzie been doing the catering again?

Majestic, have you got a link to the article?

biltongbek wrote:Wales will win, Italy can come at them with their forwards as hard as they can, they may even have the Lion share of possession and territory, but the problem lies in their backline.

Wales have learnt to make the right decision at the right time, and Italy will not be able to contain the welsh back line.

Biltong, I love your confidence about this game for Wales, none of us Welsh fans could get away with saying it with such gusto! We should win but I would expect it to be close at half time, just as in the Ireland v Italy game. We should then turn the screw in the 2nd half but who knows, maybe we go in 12-12 at half time, then Italy score an interception try at the start of the 2nd half and suddenly the pressure's on. What you're saying should hold, but you never know. The one thing that is for sure is that this is a much better Welsh team than those which lost twice and drew once against Italy in the last decade, and I think this team is becoming very good at coping with pressure situations and backing itself for 80 minutes. Here's to a good performance by Wales.

Parisse's white-flag words are a little difficult to take considering this is the man Italy (players and fans) are relying on to feed them their confidence.

Maybe he's trying some reverse psychology this time given that he was dead certain his side were going to trottle Ireland in Dublin.

As a doctor I can state with authority that crapping on oneself is most unhygienic and unsafe. You see, solid excretia contains numerous bacteria which can cause disease in others. This is one of the primary methods how disease travels in the third world. Extreme crapping can electrolytes to get out of balance which impacts everything from inner ear balance to decision making. Consequently, if Gatland finds himself in this position he will: smell bad, spread disease, make bad decisions, fall down. Not necessarily in that order. Do you want someone in that situation falling on you?

SecretFly wrote:Parisse's white-flag words are a little difficult to take considering this is the man Italy (players and fans) are relying on to feed them their confidence.

Maybe he's trying some reverse psychology this time given that he was dead certain his side were going to trottle Ireland in Dublin.

Trottle? Is that like giving someone "the trots"? We're back to Gatland's digestive troubles again

But Gatland isn't playing and he would be only crapping on himself


...so technically, he isn't a risk of falling on anyone and if he goes clean up quickly and washes his hands vigourously, the world should be safe enough from another pandemic for another few weeks anyway

dr grey...

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Wales will win, Italy can come at them with their forwards as hard as they can, they may even have the Lion share of possession and territory, but the problem lies in their backline.

Wales have learnt to make the right decision at the right time, and Italy will not be able to contain the welsh back line.

Biltong, I love your confidence about this game for Wales, none of us Welsh fans could get away with saying it with such gusto! We should win but I would expect it to be close at half time, just as in the Ireland v Italy game. We should then turn the screw in the 2nd half but who knows, maybe we go in 12-12 at half time, then Italy score an interception try at the start of the 2nd half and suddenly the pressure's on. What you're saying should hold, but you never know. The one thing that is for sure is that this is a much better Welsh team than those which lost twice and drew once against Italy in the last decade, and I think this team is becoming very good at coping with pressure situations and backing itself for 80 minutes. Here's to a good performance by Wales.

I just can't win with you Welsh lads, when I criticise you I am in trouble, when I compliment you I am in trouble.


















Now where is my corner.

SafeAsMilk wrote:

SecretFly wrote:Parisse's white-flag words are a little difficult to take considering this is the man Italy (players and fans) are relying on to feed them their confidence.

Maybe he's trying some reverse psychology this time given that he was dead certain his side were going to trottle Ireland in Dublin.

Trottle? Is that like giving someone "the trots"? We're back to Gatland's digestive troubles again

Oh pardon moi! Throw an 'H' onto that for me Milk, there's a good man.

doctor_grey wrote:As a doctor I can state with authority that crapping on oneself is most unhygienic and unsafe. You see, solid excretia contains numerous bacteria which can cause disease in others. This is one of the primary methods how disease travels in the third world. Extreme crapping can electrolytes to get out of balance which impacts everything from inner ear balance to decision making. Consequently, if Gatland finds himself in this position he will: smell bad, spread disease, make bad decisions, fall down. Not necessarily in that order. Do you want someone in that situation falling on you?

Or you can just remove the intestine that links the expression in his face to his backside and you will immediately see the sigh of relief on his face.

SecretFly wrote:

SafeAsMilk wrote:

SecretFly wrote:Parisse's white-flag words are a little difficult to take considering this is the man Italy (players and fans) are relying on to feed them their confidence.

Maybe he's trying some reverse psychology this time given that he was dead certain his side were going to trottle Ireland in Dublin.

Trottle? Is that like giving someone "the trots"? We're back to Gatland's digestive troubles again

Oh pardon moi! Throw an 'H' onto that for me Milk, there's a good man.

No probs. However, you can't just leave 'H' out or it all goes wrong. Look what happened to Steps

majesticimperialman wrote:Is literaly craping himself over the game on saturday 10/02/2012.

Warren Gatland has admitted he would "hate to see the reaction in Wales" if his Grand Slam chasers lose at home to Italy in Saturday's Six Nations clash.

Just how bad would he be if, if Wales do not win .

Is there a point to this article? Are you trying to criticise him, wum in some way or what? That's hardly "craping" himself what he says.

I always thought a crape is a french term for pancake.

biltongbek wrote:

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Wales will win, Italy can come at them with their forwards as hard as they can, they may even have the Lion share of possession and territory, but the problem lies in their backline.

Wales have learnt to make the right decision at the right time, and Italy will not be able to contain the welsh back line.

Biltong, I love your confidence about this game for Wales, none of us Welsh fans could get away with saying it with such gusto! We should win but I would expect it to be close at half time, just as in the Ireland v Italy game. We should then turn the screw in the 2nd half but who knows, maybe we go in 12-12 at half time, then Italy score an interception try at the start of the 2nd half and suddenly the pressure's on. What you're saying should hold, but you never know. The one thing that is for sure is that this is a much better Welsh team than those which lost twice and drew once against Italy in the last decade, and I think this team is becoming very good at coping with pressure situations and backing itself for 80 minutes. Here's to a good performance by Wales.

I just can't win with you Welsh lads, when I criticise you I am in trouble, when I compliment you I am in trouble.



















Now where is my corner.

No keep it coming Biltong, it's great to hear your praise about Wales. It's great coming from an objective neutral I'm just trying to anticipate the worst case scenario in case of disaster - there's so much riding on tomorrow, we just have to win. Anyway, how could you possibly be in trouble when you're one of the bosses these days

Risca Rev wrote:

majesticimperialman wrote:Is literaly craping himself over the game on saturday 10/02/2012.

Warren Gatland has admitted he would "hate to see the reaction in Wales" if his Grand Slam chasers lose at home to Italy in Saturday's Six Nations clash.

Just how bad would he be if, if Wales do not win .

Is there a point to this article? Are you trying to criticise him, wum in some way or what? That's hardly "craping" himself what he says.

Going by his postings, he seems to be drunk quite often. I assume he has passed out by now. None the less, if Gatland is going crap himself, crap on majestic for writing this crap!

biltongbek wrote:I always thought a crape is a french term for pancake.

No, that's the food my mother-in-law makes.

"Crap" comes from the name of the man who commercialised the flush toilet in the US and installed it in the White House in Washington, D.C.. His name was John Crapper. No joke. So, the man who invented one of the greatest inventions in human history is remembered only in a slang form for solid excretia. Nice. Fun facts to share with family and friends. You will all now be a hit at parties.

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Wales will win, Italy can come at them with their forwards as hard as they can, they may even have the Lion share of possession and territory, but the problem lies in their backline.

Wales have learnt to make the right decision at the right time, and Italy will not be able to contain the welsh back line.

Biltong, I love your confidence about this game for Wales, none of us Welsh fans could get away with saying it with such gusto! We should win but I would expect it to be close at half time, just as in the Ireland v Italy game. We should then turn the screw in the 2nd half but who knows, maybe we go in 12-12 at half time, then Italy score an interception try at the start of the 2nd half and suddenly the pressure's on. What you're saying should hold, but you never know. The one thing that is for sure is that this is a much better Welsh team than those which lost twice and drew once against Italy in the last decade, and I think this team is becoming very good at coping with pressure situations and backing itself for 80 minutes. Here's to a good performance by Wales.

I just can't win with you Welsh lads, when I criticise you I am in trouble, when I compliment you I am in trouble.

Now where is my corner.

No keep it coming Biltong, it's great to hear your praise about Wales. It's great coming from an objective neutral I'm just trying to anticipate the worst case scenario in case of disaster - there's so much riding on tomorrow, we just have to win. Anyway, how could you possibly be in trouble when you're one of the bosses these days

Hey mate, it doesn't make you bullet proof.

doctor_grey wrote:

biltongbek wrote:I always thought a crape is a french term for pancake.

No, that's the food my mother-in-law makes.

"Crap" comes from the name of the man who commercialised the flush toilet in the US and installed it in the White House in Washington, D.C.. His name was John Crapper. No joke. So, the man who invented one of the greatest inventions in human history is remembered only in a slang form for solid excretia. Nice. Fun facts to share with family and friends. You will all now be a hit at parties.

thanks for the useless info Doc, I can always rely on you for some crappy advice.

I was almost expecting a Washington W.C with that piece of info.

with some necessary paper to wipe the backside?

doctor_grey wrote:

biltongbek wrote:I always thought a crape is a french term for pancake.

No, that's the food my mother-in-law makes.

"Crap" comes from the name of the man who commercialised the flush toilet in the US and installed it in the White House in Washington, D.C.. His name was John Crapper. No joke. So, the man who invented one of the greatest inventions in human history is remembered only in a slang form for solid excretia. Nice. Fun facts to share with family and friends. You will all now be a hit at parties.

The more you know

The more you know, the more you blow.......... according to majestic.

Good theory actually. But I'll need more solid stats before I fully endorse it.

biltongbek wrote:

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Wales will win, Italy can come at them with their forwards as hard as they can, they may even have the Lion share of possession and territory, but the problem lies in their backline.

Wales have learnt to make the right decision at the right time, and Italy will not be able to contain the welsh back line.

Biltong, I love your confidence about this game for Wales, none of us Welsh fans could get away with saying it with such gusto! We should win but I would expect it to be close at half time, just as in the Ireland v Italy game. We should then turn the screw in the 2nd half but who knows, maybe we go in 12-12 at half time, then Italy score an interception try at the start of the 2nd half and suddenly the pressure's on. What you're saying should hold, but you never know. The one thing that is for sure is that this is a much better Welsh team than those which lost twice and drew once against Italy in the last decade, and I think this team is becoming very good at coping with pressure situations and backing itself for 80 minutes. Here's to a good performance by Wales.

I just can't win with you Welsh lads, when I criticise you I am in trouble, when I compliment you I am in trouble.

Now where is my corner.

No keep it coming Biltong, it's great to hear your praise about Wales. It's great coming from an objective neutral I'm just trying to anticipate the worst case scenario in case of disaster - there's so much riding on tomorrow, we just have to win. Anyway, how could you possibly be in trouble when you're one of the bosses these days

Hey mate, it doesn't make you bullet proof.

Nah, you've persuaded me we've got nothing to worry about tomorrow , I've got the beers all lined up now

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:

Cadair Idris wrote:

biltongbek wrote:Wales will win, Italy can come at them with their forwards as hard as they can, they may even have the Lion share of possession and territory, but the problem lies in their backline.

Wales have learnt to make the right decision at the right time, and Italy will not be able to contain the welsh back line.

Biltong, I love your confidence about this game for Wales, none of us Welsh fans could get away with saying it with such gusto! We should win but I would expect it to be close at half time, just as in the Ireland v Italy game. We should then turn the screw in the 2nd half but who knows, maybe we go in 12-12 at half time, then Italy score an interception try at the start of the 2nd half and suddenly the pressure's on. What you're saying should hold, but you never know. The one thing that is for sure is that this is a much better Welsh team than those which lost twice and drew once against Italy in the last decade, and I think this team is becoming very good at coping with pressure situations and backing itself for 80 minutes. Here's to a good performance by Wales.

I just can't win with you Welsh lads, when I criticise you I am in trouble, when I compliment you I am in trouble.

Now where is my corner.

No keep it coming Biltong, it's great to hear your praise about Wales. It's great coming from an objective neutral I'm just trying to anticipate the worst case scenario in case of disaster - there's so much riding on tomorrow, we just have to win. Anyway, how could you possibly be in trouble when you're one of the bosses these days

Hey mate, it doesn't make you bullet proof.

Nah, you've persuaded me we've got nothing to worry about tomorrow , I've got the beers all lined up now

I'm with Biltong on this one and I think it comes from Wales ticking a few more boxes than usual to suggest to us SHers that somethings in the air about this team, particularly on attack.

Obviously they have to secure the win so they'll apply a getting the basics right formula to do that, getting the points up, fending off the Italy onslaught for the first half.

"If" things go right, they might find they have it wrapped up within 50 minutes, which leaves the potential for some fireworks over the last 15-20. The other plusses are the home ground and perhaps the fact that Italy are saving themselves for Scotland with the 7 replacements.

Time for Welsh folk to get right in behind their team I reckon and back them to unleash some goodies in the second half.

1am tomorrow for us here...can't wait

Think you will find it's 0330 Taylor or are the clocks going back tonight???

Woodstock wrote:Think you will find it's 0330 Taylor or are the clocks going back tonight???

No youre right...sxv then I think. Could mysky it but theres always replays and its gotta be live...

These boards will be pumping in the morning with the overnight matches...

No I will be up for the Wales game, not sure if I will just stay up or try and have a few hours sleep!! Seems to be a Top 14 game live on the Rugby Channel at 0145 which will keep interest up until the turn over to ESPN.

RIght off to get beers and make a real night / morning of it!!

so has gatland got a time machine then?

mystiroakey wrote:so has gatland got a time machine then?

mystiroakey wrote:so has gatland got a time machine then?

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sorry should have quoted

he put the wrong date lol

"Is literaly craping himself over the game on saturday 10/02/2012.

Warren
Gatland has admitted he would "hate to see the reaction in Wales" if
his Grand Slam chasers lose at home to Italy in Saturday's Six Nations
clash.

Just how bad would he be if, if Wales do not win ."

mystiroakey wrote:sorry should have quoted

he put the wrong date lol

"Is literaly craping himself over the game on saturday 10/02/2012.

Warren
Gatland has admitted he would "hate to see the reaction in Wales" if
his Grand Slam chasers lose at home to Italy in Saturday's Six Nations
clash.

Just how bad would he be if, if Wales do not win ."

Ahhhhh I see, but the Welsh know it's only George North who can manipulate and mess with time

But they didn't lose Madge, unlike England tomorrow!

41 replies to this post and you still haven't changed the OP to spell "crapping" properly.

I thought that this was about Gatling gorging himself on crepes until I read a bit further.

Eats, shoots and leaves.

George, it isn't supposed to be crapping it is craping (pancaking) himself.

viewtothegym wrote:But they didn't lose Madge, unlike England tomorrow!

viewtothegym, how could you even say that, England have not evened played yet.

Just concentrate on your own game, and what will happen if Wales play the same as they did today.

Wales will get smashed.

GRAND SLAM! you haven't enjoyed watching England win a grandslam have you madge?
seems as you became a fan of England until November the 22nd 2003

majesticimperialman wrote:

viewtothegym wrote:But they didn't lose Madge, unlike England tomorrow!

viewtothegym, how could you even say that, England have not evened played yet.

Just concentrate on your own game, and what will happen if Wales play the same as they did today.

Wales will get smashed.

Says the man who is more concerned about Wales than his own country. Take your own advice and just concentrate on England then. Your nonsensical rambling and poor command of your own language offer nothing to Welsh threads. You aren't clever enough to try wumming, so don't.

viewtothegym wrote:GRAND SLAM! you haven't enjoyed watching England win a grandslam have you madge?
seems as you became a fan of England until November the 22nd 2003

If, If, you win a Grand Slam then all well and good, but surely a World cup winners Medal would of been better than any Grand Slam. But then again you cannot win a World Cup Winners Medal can you?

Why? simple, you are not good enough to win a WORLD CUP WINNERS MEDAL. UNLIKE ENGLAND, that is.

No madge im not good enough to win a World Cup winners medal because im not good enough to represent my country at rugby,
just like you are not good enough to win a world cup medal.

So lets not confuse what 15 men who represent England did nearly a decade ago as a personal achievement of yours madge and lets remember that next time you use it as an excuse to look down your nose at someone.

Now in the real world madge if you want to talk personal achievements go ahead,im never one to back down or lack any confidence of who iam and what i do.

Starters i reckon i have more medals for rugby than you have!
Infact i bet my seven year old son has more medals for rugby than you have.

Mr armchair pundit.

Ok boys... let's close our trophy cabinets for a little while.

So, in retrospect - Wales and Mr Gatland had nothing to worry about. A few more tries maybe but job done nonetheless.