The Last Poster is the Loser

The Last Poster Is A Loser

Post by Linebreaker on Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:09 am
First topic message reminder :

It's quite uplifting coming last actually...

Pepsi & Shirley

Yeah but you are a mod so you get to close the thread


Pimply teenagers

Spotty Oicks

Enjoying your own Dutch Ovens

only just getting used to locking threads after a 1000 posts , keep forgetting .

Weekend on the ferry

Beer needed

cheers

Sláinte

Your good health

And yours

Could do with few tonight

I'm treating myself to a glass of wine. On a school night too! No repeat of last night's insomnia for me!

I couldn't sleep too windy

Did you end up sleeping swanny?

Sleep is overated

Sleep is cool

Sleep is fab

Insomnia and sleep deprivation are not

I ended up sleeping rather well Billy , though I may need to employ the same treatment plan tonight, after last night's wide awake at daft o'clock

I got told to count sheep but as a culchie that didnt work for me, just turned me on and i could'nt sleep

Out loud too, my colleagues are looking at me with a mixture of pity and suspicion right now

Sorry for my wee Culchie outburst there

Whats a Culchie ?

Its a rural Irish person that has a fondness for sheep Kenny

Excellent , i wonder what i am then ? I like goats

Aahh Kenny, you can be a Culchie too if ya like

Great , all Culchies together

I will have to share my Sheep porn with you, some sexy stuff there

are they shaven or woolly ?

Nicely cultured

Cant wait ,

I will send you the soft core stuff first, just to wet your appetite

Ok , just no lambs i prefer mutton

Mutton it is my friend

just dont tell Swanny she may not approve

Swanny is an old perv herself, she gets it

if she's reading this now she will be laughing out loud and everyone in her office will be giving her funny looks

The funny looks her colleagues give her is not from the laughing but from her bottom burps

Are you sure there bottom burps

Swanny is an office tooter

Silent but Deadly

She is a real leaning, bottom cheek lifting tooter


Luv ya swanny, you know that

Me too , your a lot nicer then that Linebreaker bloke

pppaaaaarrrrrrrpppppp. Behave yourself swanny

think of others , go outside !

I should your ears, the pair of you!!

But actually that's made me so much I'm

So, on this occasion, I'll let you get away with it









Did I mention I had curry last night...

Your poor colleagues

I've been exiled to reception...

Where there are open doors swanny?

Windows too Billy...

Ahaa, good. Toot away there swanny, toot away