The Last Poster is the Loser

by **Kenny** Sat 31 Mar 2012, 2:06 pm

First topic message reminder :

The Last Poster Is A Loser

Post by Linebreaker on Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:09 am
First topic message reminder :

It's quite uplifting coming last actually...

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:12 pm

maybe get a little bell , then you could warn everyone when you have one brewing ? Very Happy

by eirebilly Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:44 pm

Just keep that matches handy Wink

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 3:08 pm

And dont eat eggs , now that would smell vomit

by eirebilly Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:42 pm

Cabbage does it for me Wink

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 4:57 pm

the old favourite beans do it for me Smile

by eirebilly Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:02 pm

This should be turned into a fart thread or swanny's farts thread Wink

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Apr 2012, 5:13 pm

or the last poster is a farter ?

by littleswannygirl Thu 12 Apr 2012, 8:57 pm

I like the term 'tooter' Smile

Might have to teach my niece that one... Very Happy

by eirebilly Fri 13 Apr 2012, 6:48 am

The great tooting bottom burper is what i keep my 9 year old nephew in stitches with Smile

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:51 am

My name is Swanny , i am from the future and i have been sent back to your time to teach your children the ways of the ' tooter ' for i am the ...........Tootinator

by eirebilly Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:53 am

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:59 am

I'll be Back........passage

by eirebilly Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:13 am

poor swanny will get a complex from this Wink

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:22 am

the Tootinator will destroy us with the special gasses that only she can toot

by eirebilly Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:25 am

The hole in the Ozone layer has been found to be directly above her bedroom Wink

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:26 am

by eirebilly Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:34 am

Poor swanny, we love you ya sexy girl kiss

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51 am

Yes we do

..............even if we do need gas masks Shocked

by eirebilly Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:11 am

You're relentless Kenny you scamp Laugh

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:12 am

Ssshhhhhhhhhhh i think she maybe about Very Happy

by littleswannygirl Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:13 am

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:14 am

Hello Swanny ....hope your well we were just thinking about you Rolling Eyes

by eirebilly Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:15 am

Look at it the way swanny, being talked about is better than not being talked about Wink

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 4:14 pm

Popularity you cant beat it

by littleswannygirl Fri 13 Apr 2012, 4:32 pm

Seems more like notoriety to me!

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Apr 2012, 4:33 pm

The Notorious Toot machine Very Happy

by eirebilly Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:38 pm

Swanny is incredibly musical as well, her trumpet solo's are gasping Wink

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:00 pm

The Kenny G of the toot world ?

by littleswannygirl Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:10 pm

Oh come on, at least make it Candy Dulfer, pleease!

Annihiliating my good name is one thing but a sex change too?!? Shocked

Sheesh!

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:12 pm

I apologise Very Happy

by littleswannygirl Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:17 pm

You're forgiven Very Happy

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:19 pm

Thank you

.............played any good tunes today Whistle

by littleswannygirl Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:23 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:25 pm

After lastnights curry i maybe able to give you some competition Smile

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:09 pm

OK, stand back everyone...and open them doors!

When you're ready KennyG! Very Happy

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:12 pm

Let one go ...........everybody Run

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:13 pm

Jaysus... that one went across the globe. My windows are still shaking!

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:14 pm

So are my cheeks Laugh

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:18 pm

I thought Tooting was referring to Tooting Bec Smile

I once met a girl from there. She was priceless.... Laugh

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:21 pm

Man City look good so far , Everton 1 up though Sad

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:23 pm

Yeah, City looking good. That last goal was class.
who scored for Everton?

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:27 pm

Jelavic ...halftime now

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:29 pm

No Super League this weekend?

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:58 pm

No just the Challenge Cup

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:13 pm

Who's playing or are there too many games?

Liverpool equalised!

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:16 pm

I put a thread up in the league section and have put the score for the Leeds game up .

10 minutes left in the semi final 1-1

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:18 pm

Andy Carroll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 - 1 Yahoo

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:22 pm

That makes my day!

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:25 pm

Injury time 2 mins left , Liverpool just hit the post aswell . Carroll had the miss of the season before he scored .......chance from 5 yards out empty net and he missed

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Apr 2012, 2:26 pm

Its all over Yahoo

were in the FA cup Final

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