The Last Poster is the Loser

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The Last Poster Is A Loser

Post by Linebreaker on Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:09 am
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It's quite uplifting coming last actually...

I sensed you were a little on edge. They can renew it before you go away?

It can take a few weeks but by paying to have it checked it should be here within 10 days , the wife was not impressed

I better check mine. 04 Feb 2013.... phew!

Daft thing is i have known it needed renewing since she booked the holiday in January , just never got round to doing it

Anyone else reading this thread has run and checked their passports

Yes i wish someone else had posted it 3 months ago , then i would be in such a rush

I just checked mine! August 2013. Phew!

Didn't get that 'big one' so it seems my trip is off.
Anyway... we'll meet one sunny day I 'm sure.

Always next time mate

Yep... you never know. Last proper holiday in 2009 so I'm due one.

I might have to miss the 5 days away , consultant has sent me an appointment in the middle of it and i cant get another one for 2 months

Is the 5 days one in Gran Canaria?

Tenerife

I havent heard a Swanny fart in a while

You would feel the earth shake aswell

Thats true lol

But its ok when Swanny farts, sexy girls can get away with it

Sexy girls get away with everything !

True but that will never change

And so it shouldn't , its what makes it worth while knowing them letting them get away with things

Thats true lol

Sure is

Can you merge two threads in the snooker section?

Actually, dont worry. There is not many people posting there anyways LOL

I cant mod the snooker section but i can get someone else to do it if you really want , just tell me which 2 threads ?

Nah its ok mate, not enough numbers to really worry about it

Ok no problem , gonna have some tea now . Iwill be back later

Ok, eet smaakelijk

Thanks , i think

I'll open the windows

Are you tooting breaker or are you interested in the smells

I meant the virtual windows.

I'm more of a fog-horn than a tooter.

Is your house earthquake proof then?

I hope so. There was a 3.8 earthquake today (epicenter near Canberra)

Really? I havent heard about that. I hope so injuries?

No injuries. We get thousands of little ones each year but in places where hardly anyone lives.

In places where hardly anyone lives? Is that not 90% of Australia

Yes, exactly.

Except for 1989 when the Newcastle one struck. I was in England at the time.

So your farts cant be blamed for that one

Unless they travelled directly through the earth's crust and came out on the other side.

Are they that powerful?

Oooh yeah. I've got some powerful ones travelling out towards the nether regions of the solar system as we speak.

I was bending over picking up some flecks of dust and got startled when I let those ones rip!

So your the reason why Aliens dont want to contact Earth

I'm our first line of defence!

Jeebus, thats funny and scary at the same time

Right... more steak and cabbage for me now.

Feck, these are the days i am glad that i am on the opposite side of the world to you LOL

Lucky KK and Swanny have the buffer of the Channel to protect them... and the prevailing winds are west to east?

there is a green fog wafting over here though

That'll be Billy's cabbage I presume?

i shall send some back