Saracens season tickets

Are there any?

I can't find any.

http://www.saracens.com/

I have seen Dr Brendan supporting the Saffa U20 whilst in recovery from his nervous breakdown. Maybe he'll be contemplating booking an air-flight to Boston, Mass for his next league game.

Can you trust the Sarries as far as you can throw them so far as English rugby is concerned?

[ed I know that they're moving to Barnet. So just sell up to 5000.]

Funny guy.

What's it like in that ivory tower of yours lording it over us mere mortals?

Can you trust the RFU? Of course not

Can you trust Portnoy to come up with yet another mindless ramble? Of course!

Admittedly through all the hyperbole and hot air you do make one fair point - what are Saracens plans for next season in regards to a stadium?

I am not sure.

Can you buy a Sarries ST 'shocked or will only the minor games be played in Barnet? Or this country?