Jeff Hardy retires?

Earlier today, Beth Hardy, Jeff Hardy's wife under her twitter account: BETHBRITTBRAND tweeted:

"Jeff hasn't said anything to anyone about retiring."

This was more than likely in response to Matt Hardy's comments that his brother was considering retirement.

The tweet was then deleted a few minutes ago.

What is going on in the wacky world of the Hardys?

Come on, do you REALLY expect me to believe Jeff married Beth? How unfortunate...

Would you marry someone who's name rhymed with yours?!

What also rhymes with Jeff and Beth?
Oh yes...crystal meth & death.
Well that'll be a limerick in the making!

there a man called jeff
he married a girl called beth
its a shame he's addicted to crystal meth
which will slowly lead to a horrific death

something like that

errrrm....yes

Here's what lead to his Mrs posting the tweet, one of Matt Hardy's vid blogs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j_dpvbQyQU&feature=player_embedded

there was a man called jeff
who married a beautiful girl called beth
he had the world at his feet and there was nothing he couldn't beat
and now hes just a loser

beautiful, cheers

He should be sacked after what he did. The WWE wouldn't have him back so apart from an indy company or Japan although I'm not sure Japan would be interested after the way he has behaved. It was last chance at TNA and he blew it.

I hope Matt Hardy posts a video of Jeff's retirement match on Youtube. It'll be Jeff Hardy versus Dennis Stamp fighting it out on the trampoline the Hardys used to wrestle on as kids. Stamp will win after telling Jeff "I'm sorry, I love you" before belting him in the head with a toaster. Afterwards, Jeff will get up to a standing ovation from Matt, their dad, Greg Helms and the mailman who just happened to be stopping by. We won't see this though because Matt will have put the camera down to applaud Jeff, so all we'll get of this emotional moment is a shot of Matt's Hi-Tecs. Jeff will then walk off into the woods, slowly undressing as he goes, and the last shot we'll ever see of him is his naked bum doing his funky entrance dance as he warbles his theme before running off through the trees.

LOL you make work worth going to mate

I don't see Jeff retiring although if he is ever going to get clean he will probably need to

Y2 that emotional recap gave me a tear in my eye, such a beautiful, poignant image!

After that Matt Hardy will then make 20+ youtube videos where he talks with one boss eye (anyone else notice he's going a bit HBK?) and addled to the camera about how great Jeff is and that Matt is now more focused than ever and that this will be his year.

Matt Hardy is the Arsenal of Pro Wrestling "this year is my year"

"Jayff's the greatest thur's ever bin! He so damn great! Jayff I luv yew! Neeow it's ma turn! Mett Hurdy is gonna take it to tha next levul! It's mah time neeow! I'm gona be thu baist darn wrassler yew ever did see! I'm gona ~stops to take several bites out of a 3 foot long hot dog, looks back at the camera with mustard all over his face~ take tha sport of perfessional wrasslin' all tha wayuh to tha top! Mett Hurdy is the new face of TNA! Lita! I love yew! I'm a gona make yew ma waff! LITA!"

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:"Jayff's the greatest thur's ever bin! He so damn great! Jayff I luv yew! Neeow it's ma turn! Mett Hurdy is gonna take it to tha next levul! It's mah time neeow! I'm gona be thu baist darn wrassler yew ever did see! I'm gona ~stops to take several bites out of a 3 foot long hot dog, looks back at the camera with mustard all over his face~ take tha sport of perfessional wrasslin' all tha wayuh to tha top! Mett Hurdy is the new face of TNA! Lita! I love yew! I'm a gona make yew ma waff! LITA!"

Genius!

Y2 You are the funniest guy on 606/ 606v2 by a long shot