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Marky wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:John Terry will not appeal against the match ban, that means he'll be missing the two games against United really wanted to see him get battered by Rio Ferdinand.

Ferdinand is a donkey anyway. Plus he's gone down in my estimation for pretty much blaming ulterior motives for not being picked for England when Capello hardly picked him before Hodgson anyway.

How is he a donkey? It's clear for the world to see that Hodgson didn't pick him because of the race row, if you are picking your best players Ferdinand > Terry. It's easy to see that Roy is a yes man to the FA they bend him over each time and he'll take it, Rio has every right to be fuming. All the governing bodies are a joke, they claim that they want rid of racism and give the likes of Terry cowpat fines and cowpat bans. Seasons bans is what they should be doing, they made a example of Rio when he missed his drug tests the corrupt idiots why won't they do it to Terry because they are scared.

I've deleted a lot of what I said about Terry and Cole because I would probably get banned. I am so angry

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I want to make the top 20 posters of all time that will really cement my position as a 606v2 Hall Of Famer, I know I can do it.

20.) Mystiroakey posts per day 20.01
19.) Nando posts per day 18.92
17.) Electric Demon posts per day 19.32


Viva Posts per day : 21.78

You can do it, but you might need to up your pace a bit.

At the current rate, you will pass Nando on 3rd September 2013, Mystiroakey on 6th February 2014 and Electric Demon on 14th February 2014.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Marky wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:John Terry will not appeal against the match ban, that means he'll be missing the two games against United really wanted to see him get battered by Rio Ferdinand.

Ferdinand is a donkey anyway. Plus he's gone down in my estimation for pretty much blaming ulterior motives for not being picked for England when Capello hardly picked him before Hodgson anyway.

How is he a donkey? It's clear for the world to see that Hodgson didn't pick him because of the race row, if you are picking your best players Ferdinand > Terry. It's easy to see that Roy is a yes man to the FA they bend him over each time and he'll take it, Rio has every right to be fuming. All the governing bodies are a joke, they claim that they want rid of racism and give the likes of Terry cowpat fines and cowpat bans. Seasons bans is what they should be doing, they made a example of Rio when he missed his drug tests the corrupt idiots why won't they do it to Terry because they are scared.

I've deleted a lot of what I said about Terry and Cole because I would probably get banned. I am so angry

And there was me thinking Bull was the biggest biter on here

If I ever got an inform I'd sell immediately. Such a massive price boost for a small stat increase

I would for most of them. the Berba InForm last season was great, so much better.
Good thing is they havent gone crazy with the stats. Some on FIFA12 the pace went up 10 points (Vertonghen) which is just silly.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I want to make the top 20 posters of all time that will really cement my position as a 606v2 Hall Of Famer, I know I can do it.

20.) Mystiroakey posts per day 20.01
19.) Nando posts per day 18.92
17.) Electric Demon posts per day 19.32


Viva Posts per day : 21.78

You can do it, but you might need to up your pace a bit.

At the current rate, you will pass Nando on 3rd September 2013, Mystiroakey on 6th February 2014 and Electric Demon on 14th February 2014.

Only an accountant would know the stats like that

No, it's always been Viva, just we never rib him about it.

If I feel the urge for a bit of fishing, I just mention [thosetwophonesystemswon'tbementioned]

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I want to make the top 20 posters of all time that will really cement my position as a 606v2 Hall Of Famer, I know I can do it.

20.) Mystiroakey posts per day 20.01
19.) Nando posts per day 18.92
17.) Electric Demon posts per day 19.32


Viva Posts per day : 21.78

You can do it, but you might need to up your pace a bit.

At the current rate, you will pass Nando on 3rd September 2013, Mystiroakey on 6th February 2014 and Electric Demon on 14th February 2014.

Only a person with too much time on their hands would know the stats like that

Fixed

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I want to make the top 20 posters of all time that will really cement my position as a 606v2 Hall Of Famer, I know I can do it.

20.) Mystiroakey posts per day 20.01
19.) Nando posts per day 18.92
17.) Electric Demon posts per day 19.32


Viva Posts per day : 21.78

You can do it, but you might need to up your pace a bit.

At the current rate, you will pass Nando on 3rd September 2013, Mystiroakey on 6th February 2014 and Electric Demon on 14th February 2014.

Only an accountant would know the stats like that

Excel is my best friend

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I want to make the top 20 posters of all time that will really cement my position as a 606v2 Hall Of Famer, I know I can do it.

20.) Mystiroakey posts per day 20.01
19.) Nando posts per day 18.92
17.) Electric Demon posts per day 19.32


Viva Posts per day : 21.78

You can do it, but you might need to up your pace a bit.

At the current rate, you will pass Nando on 3rd September 2013, Mystiroakey on 6th February 2014 and Electric Demon on 14th February 2014.

I was wondering how long it would take me, thats far too long. I don't need the medals and being on the top 20 to know I am a Hall Of Famer.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I want to make the top 20 posters of all time that will really cement my position as a 606v2 Hall Of Famer, I know I can do it.

20.) Mystiroakey posts per day 20.01
19.) Nando posts per day 18.92
17.) Electric Demon posts per day 19.32


Viva Posts per day : 21.78

You can do it, but you might need to up your pace a bit.

At the current rate, you will pass Nando on 3rd September 2013, Mystiroakey on 6th February 2014 and Electric Demon on 14th February 2014.

I was wondering how long it would take me, thats far too long. I don't need the medals and being on the top 20 to know I am a Hall Of Famer.

You can't do it cos your a quitter

It's easy to see that Roy is a yes man to the FA
All the governing bodies are a joke
Terry cowpat fines and cowpat bans.
they made a example of Rio when he missed his drug tests the corrupt idiots why won't they do it to Terry

I agree on those points. Think they are bang on

Fernando wrote:

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I want to make the top 20 posters of all time that will really cement my position as a 606v2 Hall Of Famer, I know I can do it.

20.) Mystiroakey posts per day 20.01
19.) Nando posts per day 18.92
17.) Electric Demon posts per day 19.32


Viva Posts per day : 21.78

You can do it, but you might need to up your pace a bit.

At the current rate, you will pass Nando on 3rd September 2013, Mystiroakey on 6th February 2014 and Electric Demon on 14th February 2014.

Only a person with too much time on their hands would know the stats like that

Fixed

Come on, it took less than 2 minutes and the alternative was actual work

I feel bad now Afro

Don't ever stop the stats, they make us understand the world

Did you know 99% of the time that would of been considered knowledgeable but now it's just nerdy

Did you know that 37% of statistics are made up?

Marky wrote:Did you know that 37% of statistics are made up?

That's only true 64% of the time

Did you know you shall always be my fifa biatch?

I'm on 9.26 posts per day

Marky wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Marky wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:John Terry will not appeal against the match ban, that means he'll be missing the two games against United really wanted to see him get battered by Rio Ferdinand.

Ferdinand is a donkey anyway. Plus he's gone down in my estimation for pretty much blaming ulterior motives for not being picked for England when Capello hardly picked him before Hodgson anyway.

How is he a donkey? It's clear for the world to see that Hodgson didn't pick him because of the race row, if you are picking your best players Ferdinand > Terry. It's easy to see that Roy is a yes man to the FA they bend him over each time and he'll take it, Rio has every right to be fuming. All the governing bodies are a joke, they claim that they want rid of racism and give the likes of Terry cowpat fines and cowpat bans. Seasons bans is what they should be doing, they made a example of Rio when he missed his drug tests the corrupt idiots why won't they do it to Terry because they are scared.

I've deleted a lot of what I said about Terry and Cole because I would probably get banned. I am so angry

And there was me thinking Bull was the biggest biter on here

I don't find it funny Marky, when I was younger I had that Nike wristband the black and white against racism or whatever, I was young and dumb and I didn't understand it like the majority of people I wore it as a fashion symbol just like the yellow Lance Cheatstrong bands or the blue anto bully bands. Roy Keane had a go at Nike for producing the bands at the time I didn't understand what he was ranting about I thought "oh its typical Keane" I realise now what he meant. All this Love sacks about anti racism, give racism the red card, its all a lot of crap, its done by these upper class people living in £5m houses robbing the public so they make these campaigns to rip off stupid youngsters like me and feel good about themselves.

Tbh I'd have picked neither Rio or Terry

Roy Keane had a go at Nike for producing the bands

I remember that. Quality. #ClassicKeano

Tbh, where it Treble today?

“Before the game there was all this stuff about anti-racism and anti-bullying. It would be a good idea to start wearing wristbands for anti-diving.”

Surprisingly Brighton charge the 2nd most for a pie in the championship

That membership to piefacts.com really pays for itself, doesn't it GSC?

Surprisingly Brighton charge the 2nd most for a pie in the championship

Whos first? Leeds?

Almost as much as an Arsenal season ticket for facts readily available of the bbc site

Viva i post 22.18 so im all ready ahead of you

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19966820

Sorry Brighton are first.

Leeds have the most expensive season ticket and programme, while Ipswich is the highest potential cost for 1 game.

Bull's dissing your rep Viva

You better step up, yo.

Quite an interesting read throughout, including that Celtic apparently charge more for a season ticket than Man City

£4 a pie at Kidderminster.

Bull's dissing your rep Viva
You better step up, yo.

Ohh Viva, you gona sit there and take that? It would make you a female dog if so

2.50 at Norwich

Hero wrote:£4 a pie at Kidderminster.

Its a pretty specialist pie apparently tbf

Hero wrote:£4 a pie at Kidderminster.

Its a pretty specialist pie apparently tbf

What! Better than Delia "Lets Be Avin It" Smith' pies??

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Hero wrote:£4 a pie at Kidderminster.

Its a pretty specialist pie apparently tbf

What! Better than Delia "Lets Be Avin It" Smith' pies??

Which only cost 2.50 ZZZ

Macc charge £4.80 for pie and tea, that's bad enough. Though being as I only pay £2.80 to get in I can live with that

So they are basically saying a pie and tea is worth more than the 90 minutes of football on show?

Food at venues and events is mental. I paid £3 for a cheeseburger that came out of a microwave last night.

Which only cost 2.50 ZZZ

Thats a bleeding steal. Ill take 50 Tooze!

Zinedine_Ze_Jacamo

sodhat wrote:So they are basically saying a pie and tea is worth more than the 90 minutes of football on show?

Food at venues and events is mental. I paid £3 for a cheeseburger that came out of a microwave last night.

If you've ever watched Macc Town then the half time pie and tea is the highlight of the afternoon.

do you know who makes a lot of money? Those guys that sell ice cream and ice lollies in their vans. They are selling those Magnum chocolate for £1.20 each whereas you can get 3 For £1 in a multipack at Morrisons.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Bull's dissing your rep Viva
You better step up, yo.

Ohh Viva, you gona sit there and take that? It would make you a female dog if so

you two trying to get me in trouble, remember last time I took the Bull by the horns I got told off.

During the East Coast vs West Coast beef many East Coast rappers tried to "diss" Tupac, Tupac didn't give them the time of day because he knew exactly what they were trying to do, free publicity using the great Tupac to diss them so they get famous but he just ignored it.

Me and someone at work done a XI you can only pick two players per team. Which team is better.

Look at it as a team not just individual players and the balance they bring to the team. Thank you.

During the East Coast vs West Coast beef many East Coast rappers tried to "diss" Tupac, Tupac didn't give them the time of day because he knew exactly what they were trying to do, free publicity using the great Tupac to diss them so they get famous but he just ignored it.

mainly Junior Maffia

The first one.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Me and someone at work done a XI you can only pick two players per team. Which team is better.

Cech
Ivanovic---Vermaelen---Agger---Cole
Chamberlain--Toure--Cabaye---Bale
V.Persie---Aguero

Defoe---Jelavic
Mata---Scholes---Toure---Valencia
Baines---Koscielny--Kompany--Walker
Szczesny

Look at it as a team not just individual players and the balance they bring to the team. Thank you.

I was going to straight up go for the top one based on player for player, but the second one might sneak it.

Mata would be able to come inside because Baines will provide witdth and crosses, Scholes can sit, and Toure can burst forward from deep. The right wing would be deadly too, and I reckon the strikers would thrive on the service.

Yeah Zidane Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches.

The top team had Patrice Evra not Ash Cole. I'll tell you which is my team when I get a few more votes.

Id go with the bottom team.

Viva, ever seen Nick Broomfield's Tupac & Biggie documentary? If not download it bruv. Really interesting.

Damn it!! The InForm Cleverly I got this morning for 25k I still havent sold. So I checked what in prices are like and now the cheapest buy now is 28k!! Ill only make like 1k profit after stupid EA Tax!!! God Damn it Cartman!

Yeah I've seen it. It is interesting, I believe its Suge Knight who was behind it all.