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Wrestling Certainties
First topic message reminder :
You know the score, there a certain things that happen in wrestling where you just know what's coming next.
Such as:
If there is a cake in the ring, it will end up in somebody's face.
If we're introduced to a babyface's family member(s), they will be beaten up later in the show by a heel.
If you are playing out 'ownership issues' on TV, none of the fans will care.
Over to you!
You know the score, there a certain things that happen in wrestling where you just know what's coming next.
Such as:
If there is a cake in the ring, it will end up in somebody's face.
If we're introduced to a babyface's family member(s), they will be beaten up later in the show by a heel.
If you are playing out 'ownership issues' on TV, none of the fans will care.
Over to you!
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
Whats friend chicken? Or beek-a-boo?David Tails wrote:Somewhere at this moment in time, Samoa Joe is eating some friend chicken while playing beek-a-boo under a towel.
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Derbyblue wrote:Whats friend chicken? Or beek-a-boo?David Tails wrote:Somewhere at this moment in time, Samoa Joe is eating some friend chicken while playing beek-a-boo under a towel.
That would be me typoing while at work!
Fried Chicken and Peek-a-Boo.
Good spot though
Re: Wrestling Certainties
Stone Cold's next appearance on RAW will be even more underwhelming than his last.
If Primo's around he'll continue to be the reason for everything that's wrong in the world.
If Primo's around he'll continue to be the reason for everything that's wrong in the world.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
If a wrestler even breathes on a ref, he'll fall to the floor and be KO'd for 5 minutes. Unless it's Earl "The Pearl" Hebner when he's in a bod mood. (At all other times he will succumb like all other refs)
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If Edge, Christian, Matt & Jeff Hardy are in the ring or the general vicinity of it, Jim Ross will get all their names mixed up.
Team 3D will reunite and no-one will care.
Hulk Hogan will post something on Twitter which he will immediately backtrack on if someone calls him on it.
Team 3D will reunite and no-one will care.
Hulk Hogan will post something on Twitter which he will immediately backtrack on if someone calls him on it.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
The Magical Mountain Bike of Sobriety will cure all of Jeff Hardy's problems.
Re: Wrestling Certainties
David Tails wrote:The Magical Mountain Bike of Sobriety will cure all of Jeff Hardy's problems.
He's on it every day!!
Jeff Hardy will go on a murderous drug-fuelled rampage and Matt Hardy will post a tweet saying everything's ok, Jeff's fine and it's no big deal.
Ken Anderson will stub his toe and blame it on WWE.
Kurt Angle will be found lying naked in a ditch, wearing only a horse's head as a medallion and a paddling pool as a hat, surrounded by pills and booze and deny he has a problem.
Hulk Hogan will pimp out his family.
Randy Orton's quest to look more and more twisted & unhinged will result in him looking more and more constipated.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
When ever anyone ever drops their head to do a back boday drop, they always get reverse by a kick to the head.
Anythign Cryme Tyme did no cared either, when kidd turned heel know one cared.
Anythign Cryme Tyme did no cared either, when kidd turned heel know one cared.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
A Brit will always start their career as a heel and probably continue to remain in a heel role forever.
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When a face has been tormented by a heel over a sustained period of time, his revenge won't be as brilliant as everyone hopes it will be
Two wrestlers will be enemies one week, then best friends the next (or vice versa)
Randy Orton times the Undertakers entrance, and then does his level best to be even slower
Two wrestlers will be enemies one week, then best friends the next (or vice versa)
Randy Orton times the Undertakers entrance, and then does his level best to be even slower
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
If a young guy breaks onto the main roster and isn't a face, he will have to play the cocky, young, know it all heel.
Dusty Rhodes will never make any sense in puh-lic if you weel.
If the fans turn a heel babyface, WWE will botch it by making said wrestler the same as all the other babyfaces.
Ric Flair will get married again. Then divorce and be 'forced' to carry on in wrestling to pay the alimony.
Dusty Rhodes will never make any sense in puh-lic if you weel.
If the fans turn a heel babyface, WWE will botch it by making said wrestler the same as all the other babyfaces.
Ric Flair will get married again. Then divorce and be 'forced' to carry on in wrestling to pay the alimony.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
Randy Orton and John Cena pick up an injury in the middle of the match, they'll be back to normal and bouncing around after 2 moves. Later in the match they will then remember that they are injured and try and sell the fact. No one in the crowd above the age of 4 will buy it.
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Kane will be turned face and act like a pretty normal bloke, then he'll turn heel not long after and be described as an evil demonic hell monster who has no concern for the wellbeing of mankind.
The Undertaker will try to incorporate more MMA into his wrestling repertoire, so he'll come out bare foot sporting a mouthguard.
The Undertaker will try to incorporate more MMA into his wrestling repertoire, so he'll come out bare foot sporting a mouthguard.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
Rey Mysterio is suplex-proof, he reverses every attempt into a hurricanrana but his opponent somehow never sees it coming.
bernard black- Posts : 65
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
when theo long comes out, your guarenteed to see a tag team match set up as the main event.. hola hola hola!
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
Bod mood?David Tails wrote:If a wrestler even breathes on a ref, he'll fall to the floor and be KO'd for 5 minutes. Unless it's Earl "The Pearl" Hebner when he's in a bod mood. (At all other times he will succumb like all other refs)
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lol cena ducks every clothesline before he hits that Poopie suplex before hitting the aa
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John Cena will never connect with his punches
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
David Tails wrote:If a wrestler even breathes on a ref, he'll fall to the floor and be KO'd for 5 minutes. Unless it's Earl "The Pearl" Hebner when he's in a bod mood. (At all other times he will succumb like all other refs)
Bod mood?
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
David Tails wrote:If a wrestler even breathes on a ref, he'll fall to the floor and be KO'd for 5 minutes. Unless it's Earl "The Pearl" Hebner when he's in a bod mood. (At all other times he will succumb like all other refs)
bod mood?
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
David Tails wrote:If a wrestler even breathes on a ref, he'll fall to the floor and be KO'd for 5 minutes. Unless it's Earl "The Pearl" Hebner when he's in a bod mood. (At all other times he will succumb like all other refs)
Bod mood?
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
When two faces are matched together you know there will be a run-in and the match will end in a DQ.
bernard black- Posts : 65
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
Stiener will botch every word in the dictionary.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
Steiner + live mic = Money.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
Every single person on the TNA roster has been face/heel/face/heel all in the space of a month.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
I hate you guys.
I am actually working today. I'm jumping on here when I get the chance! Leave my shockingly "bod" typing alone!
I am actually working today. I'm jumping on here when I get the chance! Leave my shockingly "bod" typing alone!
Re: Wrestling Certainties
It was a clever reference to Bod the cartoon character...which is relevant in wrestling since it was based on a book by Michael Cole. So screw you guys!
When he is in a mood to watch Bod....he is invincible to the attacks of wrestlers!
When he is in a mood to watch Bod....he is invincible to the attacks of wrestlers!
Re: Wrestling Certainties
Randy Orton's injuries coming and again going 0.5 seconds.
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Re: Wrestling Certainties
If Vince McMahon has a match with Kevin Nash, someone wont be leaving with working quads
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Hobo wrote:If Vince McMahon has a match with Kevin Nash, someone wont be leaving with working quads
Especially if 888 is the special guest referee.
Re: Wrestling Certainties
In TNA, whatever show it is, whatever the match is, within 5 seconds of the opening bell, the commentators will be talking about Hogan.
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