A scots Haka

Just a bit of fun chaps - not to be taken seriously

All taken from the scots long history as a proud fighting nation. traditional moves going back hundreds of years). (Actions in brackets)

(don national dress of "see you jimmy hat", rugby shirt, kilt and tackity boots)

SEE YOU JIMMY! ( aggressive fingerpointing)

YOUR MA GOT A SEWING MACHINE?

STITCH THIS YA BASS ( make headbutting movements)

MA DUGS GOT MARE BAWS THA' YOU HAVE (cup crotch and pelvic thrusts)

GIT IT RICHT UP YE ( one arm to inside of elbow and fist pump)

COP A LOAD OF THIS YA BIG JESSIE ( turn away, bend over and moon) (turn back round)

CHARRRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEE ( scream and run full pelt into the opposition in a Heilan' charge)



that should sort any colonials out :-)

Whats to do for the english / irish / welsh varients?

The only scottish sayings or acronyms I know is

Scratch yer sparn

Freedom.

TJ

Surely rather than mooning the opposition, you need to adopt the Carry on up the Khyber move...

Anyway, for England I've always liked the idea of us performing some sort of traditional Morris dance in response to the Haka. Prefereably with the use of sticks or clubs that we can whack a couple of the opposition key players with

I've no problem with a Scots Haka (I'd certainly pay to see the one above) just don't bring out any bloody bagpipes. Hell for me would be an eternity of listening to a duet of bagpipes and banjo.

Maybe the English could respond to the haka by sitting in comfortable arm chairs swilling brandy in a glass with monocles and smoking cigars before politely applauding? This could be followed by muttered comments of "jolly good show", "not bad for colonial types" and "Do we still own that country?"

screamingaddabs wrote:Maybe the English could respond to the haka by sitting in comfortable arm chairs swilling brandy in a glass with monocles and smoking cigars before politely applauding? This could be followed by muttered comments of "jolly good show", "not bad for colonial types" and "Do we still own that country?"

The Irish
have that guy Flatley

English
could respond with a polite critique delivered by the panel of judges from 'Strictly'. Craig: 'ghaaaastly daaarling, three' might puncture the NZ pride (or maybe not).

Welsh
could refuse to come out of the mens room until it is all over.

French
could stroll over and chat up the NZ WAG brigade, handing out the Gitanes, (except the ABs seem to be avoiding France this tour)

TJ wrote:Just a bit of fun chaps - not to be taken seriously

All taken from the scots long history as a proud fighting nation. traditional moves going back hundreds of years). (Actions in brackets)

(don national dress of "see you jimmy hat", rugby shirt, kilt and tackity boots)

SEE YOU JIMMY! ( aggressive fingerpointing)

YOUR MA GOT A SEWING MACHINE?

STITCH THIS YA BASS ( make headbutting movements)

MA DUGS GOT MARE BAWS THA' YOU HAVE (cup crotch and pelvic thrusts)

GIT IT RICHT UP YE ( one arm to inside of elbow and fist pump)

COP A LOAD OF THIS YA BIG JESSIE ( turn away, bend over and moon) (turn back round)

CHARRRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEE ( scream and run full pelt into the opposition in a Heilan' charge)



that should sort any colonials out :-)

Whats to do for the english / irish / welsh varients?

excellent

I's also suggest that the charge stop very close to the opposition and on walking back the captian says "shat yersel"

Pizza crunch and battered mars bars at half time.

Scot Abroad wrote:

TJ wrote:Just a bit of fun chaps - not to be taken seriously

All taken from the scots long history as a proud fighting nation. traditional moves going back hundreds of years). (Actions in brackets)

(don national dress of "see you jimmy hat", rugby shirt, kilt and tackity boots)

SEE YOU JIMMY! ( aggressive fingerpointing)

YOUR MA GOT A SEWING MACHINE?

STITCH THIS YA BASS ( make headbutting movements)

MA DUGS GOT MARE BAWS THA' YOU HAVE (cup crotch and pelvic thrusts)

GIT IT RICHT UP YE ( one arm to inside of elbow and fist pump)

COP A LOAD OF THIS YA BIG JESSIE ( turn away, bend over and moon) (turn back round)

CHARRRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEE ( scream and run full pelt into the opposition in a Heilan' charge)



that should sort any colonials out :-)

Whats to do for the english / irish / welsh varients?

excellent

I's also suggest that the charge stop very close to the opposition and on walking back the captian says "shat yersel"

The pair of you owe me for a new keyboard!!!