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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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Moleicester City - Fernando

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Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

I'm off sick today guys, I probably won't be on at all. Will get my votes in though

ok and i sent my votes to sodhat

Morning

Whats the matter Azzy? x

Azzy's got man period pains

You could go round Viva with a hot water bottle, a family share Galaxy and watch Twilight together.

Hero wrote:You could go round Viva with a hot water bottle, a family share Galaxy and watch Twilight together.

Man flu. And I do have a copy of the new Twilight film, so let's get this party started

Don't forget the extra marshmellows in his mocha and a copy of Heat.

Azzy I'll be down later, give you a back rub too xx

How do you have a copy of the new Twilight Azzy? It's still on cinema.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Azzy I'll be down later, give you a back rub too xx

How do you have a copy of the new Twilight Azzy? It's still on cinema.

I couldn't possibly divulge that information. Suffice to say, the wife has watched it more than 10 times since Friday

ladies

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Azzy I'll be down later, give you a back rub too xx

How do you have a copy of the new Twilight Azzy? It's still on cinema.

I couldn't possibly divulge that information. Suffice to say, the wife has watched it more than 10 times since Friday

Aw you call Viva 'the wife' as a pet name, how cute.

wazzup my swagless homies

I understand Azzy

Hi Uncle Fan how are you today?

Hero does it hurt when Afro enters you?

everyone does know whop Aubameyang is dont they

Is Aubameyang some kind of vegetable? Like Aubergine?

Votes sent

It's so amusing when Viva goes on the attack to deflect the attention away. It's almost like it is true so he knows he has to attack overs to take the attention away.

Aubameyang is a good striker in very good form just now

Yeah am good f8cked my wrist at football yesterday tho

Yes I do Cherries. Hope you don't sign him because he is my target.

ive already got him lololololol

Aubameyang was a different player last season. it was like someone had pointed out the goal to him and he had thought "so that's where I am suppoed to put it "

Afro I'm not deflecting any attention away, I was just asking Hero a genuine question but you're getting defensive like Judo.

How'd that happen Fan? Hope you a speedy recovery xxx

ball full pelt at my wrist was sair as feck, then went up for header and was taken out, landed of course on my sore hand..

got booked for mouthing off at the ref, was lucky not to get a red as i wouldnae shut up lol

Oooh that must have hurt especially after landing on it. Refs are too quick to give cards, they want to become famous and have thier names on the back pages.

I've had a torn ACL for a year now and I've been walking, running, jumping. Any normal person wouldn't dare to crawl let alone do what I've been doing. I'm super human.

The other day I was walking I seen a cat crouching ready to attack a poor little piegon, me being the great guy I am stamped on the floor scaring the piegon to fly off. The cat looked at me with great displeasure and wanted to kill me. I think I may be a God I saved a piegons life I probably can cure cancer if I wanted to.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:The other day I was walking I seen a cat crouching ready to attack a poor little piegon, me being the great guy I am stamped on the floor scaring the piegon to fly off. The cat looked at me with great displeasure and wanted to kill me. I think I may be a God I saved a piegons life I probably can cure cancer if I wanted to.

What if that pigeon was going to feed 6 starving kittens? You've just killed 6 defenseless kittens Viva. How you feel now?

my own fault, they handled it when they scored and he gave it, i went mental and called him a fecking idiot, pulled me over and said he didnt see it then showed me where he hit it lol he told me to read the rules so i told him to get tae feck. he booked me at that point so i mumblled he was a d7ck and got called over again and denied all knowledge, later he made a mistake and i shouted to read the fecking rules and he had the red out till he saw it was me lol

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:The other day I was walking I seen a cat crouching ready to attack a poor little piegon, me being the great guy I am stamped on the floor scaring the piegon to fly off. The cat looked at me with great displeasure and wanted to kill me. I think I may be a God I saved a piegons life I probably can cure cancer if I wanted to.

What if that pigeon was going to feed 6 starving kittens? You've just killed 6 defenseless kittens Viva. How you feel now?

I didn't look at it that way. I didn't kill them, I like Kittens I pet them gently whenever I see them. I'm no killer. I'm Viva the Saviour!

Fan you need to calm down a little, it's silly getting sent off for swearing.

the was shockingly bad tho so i telt him

Viva the Saviour they may call you round your parts, Viva the Kitten & Small Horse butcherer they know you as on a larger scale.

bo0om anyone fancy monday sheep

people know that I am 100% against animal cruelty. I campaign for animal rights. Viva The Animal Rescuer.

cherriesfan wrote:bo0om anyone fancy monday sheep

No, we don't want to r*** the value of Sheep. Its only for Fridays.

Someone needs to put up some media questions.

VivaPaulScholes wrote: people know that I am 100% against animal cruelty. I campaign for animal rights. Viva The Animal Rescuer.

As long as those animals are rats with wings.

Pity this poor thing that you deprived it of it's dinner:

Spoiler:

I'm praying that the pigeon didn't have any heart defects

Why are you trying to make me feel bad Hero? I'll donate some money to the RSPCA, I love Kittens they are soooooo cute.

You can't just go round messing with nature Viva.
The West Midlands now is just completely out of balance on its food chain.
Cats naturally feed on birds, you removing them from the equation will result in a population explosion of both birds and rodents, both of which are wll known carriers of disease. The Wolverhampton area will be rife with plagues before you know it and it'll spread.
You might as well have gone round the town centre throwing small pox in peoples faces.

You've single handedly caused the end of the world Viva with your selfish act. I hope you're happy with that knowledge as the modern world crumbles around us.

Hero wrote:You can't just go round messing with nature Viva.
The West Midlands now is just completely out of balance on its food chain.
Cats naturally feed on birds, you removing them from the equation will result in a population explosion of both birds and rodents, both of which are wll known carriers of disease. The Wolverhampton area will be rife with plagues before you know it and it'll spread.
You might as well have gone round the town centre throwing small pox in peoples faces.

You've single handedly caused the end of the world Viva with your selfish act. I hope you're happy with that knowledge as the modern world crumbles around us.

the mayans were right, and its all vivas fault, if we sacrifice him to the Mayan Gods maybe they will spare us.

Hero that was funny.

Feel a bit like Homer when he dropped pig waste into the river and Springfield was going to be nuked cause of him.

Hero wrote:The Wolverhampton area will be rife with plagues

I'd say Viva is the true hero here.

GSC wrote:

Hero wrote:The Wolverhampton area will be rife with plagues

I'd say Viva is the true hero here.

Well done Viva

I thought ZZZ was quiet today, now we know why.
Death by Viva's pigeon plague.
Where's Azzy based, that sickness he's got could be your fault.

I think he was London based, but that may be me putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5

Afternoon tis quiet today

Not content with the Society of Black lawyers having their time in the sun:

The Board of Deputies of British Jews issues a statement following the chants by West Ham fans at Tottenham yesterday:

"Anti-semitism has no place in football or society in general. For football fans to use Holocaust imagery and chants glorifying Adolf Hitler is grossly offensive to the Jewish community and is a stain upon the character of British football.

"This in the same week that Tottenham fans were attacked in Rome in an apparently anti-semitic attack."

"Events at White Hart Lane yesterday and comments on Saturday by the Scunthorpe United manager describing his team's defending as being "as bad as the Holocaust" confirm that this phenomenon is not confined to the Continent.

"Clearly there is either a lack of understanding or a lack of compassion within some sections of the British football world about these issues; a lack of understanding or compassion which needs to be addressed. We will be writing to the Football Association to urge them to punish those responsible for these chants and to take further steps to rid our national game of these slurs."


Can't wait for Association of Inbred Norfolkians to be on here defending Olly.

Does anyone believe the world ending next month? I think it's rubbish but come the day I'll be a little nervous.

I'm do my voting now. Who do I send votes to?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Does anyone believe the world ending next month? I think it's rubbish but come the day I'll be a little nervous.

If it does then I'm blaming you.

GSC wrote:Not content with the Society of Black lawyers having their time in the sun:

The Board of Deputies of British Jews issues a statement following the chants by West Ham fans at Tottenham yesterday:

"Anti-semitism has no place in football or society in general. For football fans to use Holocaust imagery and chants glorifying Adolf Hitler is grossly offensive to the Jewish community and is a stain upon the character of British football.

"This in the same week that Tottenham fans were attacked in Rome in an apparently anti-semitic attack."

"Events at White Hart Lane yesterday and comments on Saturday by the Scunthorpe United manager describing his team's defending as being "as bad as the Holocaust" confirm that this phenomenon is not confined to the Continent.

"Clearly there is either a lack of understanding or a lack of compassion within some sections of the British football world about these issues; a lack of understanding or compassion which needs to be addressed. We will be writing to the Football Association to urge them to punish those responsible for these chants and to take further steps to rid our national game of these slurs."


Can't wait for Association of Inbred Norfolkians to be on here defending Olly.

Great, I'm getting adverts appearing in the banner for flights to Jerusalem due to this!

I think Cherries is multiplying:

https://www.606v2.com/t37756-me-name-barry-black#1704047

I think Viva is multiplying that team are from the west midlands....