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Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 8th March

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky No Respek FC - Bull
Pass the Deutschie - Viva

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Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries Spanish Bank FC - GSC Moleicester City - Fernando
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Spoiler:

Afternoon

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I had a dream last night that I was playing chess with John Hartson. Anyone else had funny dreams about him?

Did you wake up with a boner?

No, Wilfried only stays over on Thursdays

Hey guys,

Looking to sell if anyone's interested?

I met Hartson last year at his charity match, really top bloke.

I met him once. He was supposed to be at training at Albion, but instead was ordering 3x large fish & chips two places in front of me in the queue. He then sat in his car (parked next to mine) and ate them. That probably contributed to the 4 stone he put on while at our club

I'll ask again, anyone able to bid on my behalf tomorrow when tp limit increases?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I met him once. He was supposed to be at training at Albion, but instead was ordering 3x large fish & chips two places in front of me in the queue. He then sat in his car (parked next to mine) and ate them. That probably contributed to the 4 stone he put on while at our club

Grant Holt would have had them for starters.

There will be a break for the Easter hols.

Next tactics will be due on 5th April
New lawyers and injuries will be up tomorrow. Injuries will be for the 5th April game.
There will be no new lawyers offers next Tuesday (next ones on 9th April)
TP limit will increase tomorrow and then the next increase will be 16th April

Hope this makes sense

BTW the lawyers for tomorrow (ones that I do) will have to be done after school.

Have a football match this evening

Hello

Hello

It's good to be back?

Is it me your looking for?

Dammit Hero!

There were two hellos! You can't follow two hellos with yours!

Hero nailed the Oasis reference.

It is also a Gary Glitter reference however.

Hero of Paedophiles.

Harsh!

I actually went on a FA course last week designed to help spot signs of child abuse, that was a fun three hours, not.

Any tips to keep Cherries safe?

Keep him away from large black men Id say, seems to be his thing.

sorry guyscantget votes in 2nite, just thrtew up on the way back from 6-aside and am feeling crapand need to go to bed.

do with me what yiou wish

You didn't have a match last week so non voting only means you lose out on a bonus. Hope you feel better soon mate

P.S. Your last sentence is proof of consent.

I was thinking the exact same thing Marky!

Get well soon Cherries!

In other news my Sixth form football team won the County Cup final 1-0 tonight, I play GK! Proper old school Stoke performance, scored about 15 minutes in, and defended like bosses for the rest of the game!

#properfootball

I don't get why Sunderland don't play Wickham more. He is a good prospect and a good striker in my opinion. He took his goal last night with real class. Better than Danny Graham, surely?

https://www.606v2.com/t36893-results#1947225
Full feedback posted.

Week 2 Quick Results

Spanish Group
Deportivo la Chorizo 1-1 Dos Cervezas por favor
(Isco) (Lukaku)

English Group
Moleicester City 3-1 No Respek FC
(Muniain, Michu, Di Natale) (Lamela)

German Group
Pass the Deutschie 2-1 Bratwurst Mannschaft
(Farfan, Gundogan) (Mandzukic)

Italian Group
Atalanta Falcons 1-3 Under Brescia
(Cassano) (Jovetic, Fischer, Robben)

https://www.606v2.com/t36090-groups#1613472

Groups updated.

Going into the last round of games, 11 teams still have a chance to go through to the semi finals!

For Chorizo to go through: Dos Cervezas and Spanish Bank draw 0-0
For Dos Cervezas to go through: Beat Spanish Bank
For Spanish Bank to go through: Beat Dos Cervezas

For Mole City to go through: Avoid defeat against Elphick4Justice
No Respek cannot progress due to GD.
For Elphick4Justice to go through: Beat Mole City by 2 clear goals

For Bratwurst Mannschaft to go through: Need Fassbender to beat Deutschie but by no more than 5 goals.
For Deutschie to go through: Avoid defeat against Fassbender
For Fassbender to go through: Need to beat Deutschie by 5 clear goals

For Under Brescia to go through: Avoid defeat against FC Murder
For Atalanta to go through: Need FC Murder to win by 2 or 3 clear goals
For FC Murder to go through: Beat Brescia by 5 clear goals

Cheers for the update Marky.

Ill be all out attack against Afro haha

Well played in that one Afro, looks like I might be heading out barring some ZZZ magic.

PM for ZZZ

I might be heading out barring some ZZZ magic.

Dont worry Soddy, Ill turn it around. All aboard the Magic Roundabout!

12 teams in the league, 11 teams can progress, only Bull's team can't. Why aren't I surprised?

PM for gregers

So, who needs money for their TPs later? I am perhaps willing to spend domestically to help you fine gents out.

Also Marky - can you confirm who voted and submitted tactics on time so we can allocate the correct bonuses?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:12 teams in the league, 11 teams can progress, only Bull's team can't. Why aren't I surprised?

More bad luck than mismanagement. No Respek have better GD than some other teams but there just happens to be no possible outcome in the last match to put them through.

sodhat wrote:So, who needs money for their TPs later? I am perhaps willing to spend domestically to help you fine gents out.

Also Marky - can you confirm who voted and submitted tactics on time so we can allocate the correct bonuses?

Everyone except cherries earned the full £2.5m.

When can we add £1m participation & £1.5m voting bonus??
Seeing as votes & results have been done can we add now?

Ok, thanks

You all heard the man. Add your £2.5m, except you cherries.

Sorry, hadnt seen the above post. Cheers Marky.

I am perhaps willing to spend domestically to help you fine gents out.

I have Mbia, Lamps & Giovinco up for sale

Marky wrote:More bad luck than mismanagement. No Respek have better GD than some other teams but there just happens to be no possible outcome in the last match to put them through.

See I don't agree with that. While I'm obviously biased towards my old team, I think Bull just automatically gets votes against him for being, well, Bull. The team he put out was imo slightly better than Nando's, and while his tactics look dreary on screen, actually reading them shows that he's set them up well both defensively and offensively. Nando on t'other hand seemed to think that Defoe is the second coming of Messi, with 6 of his players given explicit instructions about dealing with him. I can't see how Bull loses that game at all, never mind 3-1. I just think people haven't read the tactics and given consideration to what's been put.

I'm fully prepared for a backlash btw, feel free, but if Bull was managing a different team I'd be saying the same thing. And it's not taking away from Nando's win, well done mate, but I don't see Bull ever getting a result - ever - with his good tactics being largely ignored.

Cherries can still add £1m though, just not the extra £1.5m


I am open to good cash offers for Villa, Jovetic or Tevez

This all you can eat cafe will be the death of me.

5 sausages, 4 bacon and 2 toast. Stuffed.

Marky wrote:This all you can eat cafe will be the death of me.

5 sausages, 4 bacon and 2 toast. Stuffed.

Where abouts is that?

I remember an all you can eat breakfast in Las Vegas. It was epic. One of the guys I was with got a plate of just cakes, and it was like 10am. He didn't even make half of it, the big wimp.

Left an offer for you ZZZ

Marky wrote:This all you can eat cafe will be the death of me.

5 sausages, 4 bacon and 2 toast. Stuffed.

Either it will be the death of you, or you'll force it into liquidation!

Marky wrote:This all you can eat cafe will be the death of me.

5 sausages, 4 bacon and 2 toast. Stuffed.

Is that it? All you can eat? Are you 6 years old and 3ft 4in? I'd grab me:

4 sausages
8 bacon
8 hash browns
3 fried eggs
scrambled eggs
2 fried bread
toast
marmite
tea

Then go back for some more

5 sausages, 4 bacon and 2 toast. Stuffed.

Wheres the Eggs & hash browns??

Got an all you can eat breakfast buffet by me too, £.99 with a glass of juice.

all you can eat breakfast in Las Vegas.

Ive heard good things about Vegas buffets. I seriously need to go haha

Its a Toby Carvery in Crawley, £3.99 for all you can eat with drinks extra.

And normally I'm greedier, but the beans and eggs looked suspicious. And I'm not best pleased by the lack of Black Pudding.