Euro Division Homepage LVI

by **Afro** Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 3rd May

Votes will be due by 11.59 on Tuesday 7th May due to the bank holiday

Results, Lawyers and Injuries will go up on Wednesday 8th May due to the bank holiday

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

The German Team - Fan

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by Marky Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:20 am

The Premier League agree, Zabaleta > Rafael Euro Division Homepage LVI - Page 2 3559488474

Although Bale shouldn't be YPOTY, that should be Lukaku's.

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:05 am

Will do my FAF tactics later today Olly, no one votes till much later in the week anyway...

If you win the POTY, I reckon they should award YPOTY to the runner up if it's the same dude. What's the point in being both? Plus what is young these days?

Bale is 23, nearly 24. Same school year as me...

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:24 am

Bentekkers runner up for young player

by Trebs Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:29 am

I don't think people should be able to win both awards really. It's a good idea what you suggested Soddy, but in actual fact the second placed person didn't win, whether you want to make them winner or not.

As for the age restriction it should be younger certainly, maybe U21 or something as half of the POTY nomines can win the YPOTY.

by Guest Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:35 am

Making it U21 makes sense, Bale should not be considered as 'young' in football terms anymore. He's been playing since age 12, he's nearly 24 now, say he retires at 36 - he's halfway through his career already!

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:42 am

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/8679563/Transfer-news-Arsenal-in-the-market-for-Sevilla-star-Geoffrey-Kondogbia

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by Marky Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:43 am

Sorry GSC, this league will have rebooted before new season starts Whistle

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:44 am

Good thing hes good now

Emo

by Trebs Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:44 am

I would be up for a third season of this.

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:49 am

We'll keep this league going in some form or another I'm sure.

Is milk bad if all little bits of white stuff are floating in your coffee? I'm drinking it anyway, I'm tired.

Talking of white stuff, where is the worst place to stain with toothpaste? The crotch. I got it all over my trousers this morning, it looks like I've spent the commute thinking of Gemma Atkinson.

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:50 am

I'd say the bum is slightly worse than crotch.

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:50 am

Yeah, one of the big problems was the lack of activity, and its really perked up in the last week or so.

by Trebs Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:52 am

Sodhat, don't drink the milk. It's gone bad. It's disgusting.

And I was referring to keeping the league going in this current system. As long as there is plenty of end of season lawyers I think we'll be fine.

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:53 am

GSC wrote:I'd say the bum is slightly worse than crotch.

It's a close call. You might be right though.

We had a friend who was a builder and he fell asleep once in the living room so we wrote all over him. He thought he'd cleaned it all off until the morning after when he was climbing a ladder and one of his burly colleagues said: "why do you have a tattoo that says insert here and an arrow pointing to your arse?"

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:30 am

Morning

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:32 am

Alright ZZZZZZ.

RVP pipped at the post by Bale. Reckon if the vote was at the end of the season it would have been much closer. Certainly less love for Suarez Laugh

by Trebs Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:36 am

Anyone got the breakdown of the votes, like the percentages?

by cherriesfna Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:38 am

boom 3 AFCB players in TOTY

by **Afro** Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:38 am

GSC wrote:Yeah, one of the big problems was the lack of activity, and its really perked up in the last week or so.

Now the rudder is back...

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:43 am

All of you need to go and vote for Freddie Got Fingered in the movie cup. Who's seen it?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:50 am

There should be a newcomer of the year award.

That'd be cool

by cherriesfna Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:52 am

when are we gonna do our awards ceromony in this league

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:57 am

Signing of the year

CF, Thomas Hitzlsperger for 10m

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:02 am

Strop of the year

Zidane, with CF a close 2nd.

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:03 am

Feud of the year

Zidane/Azzy (scraping the barrel here)

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:11 am

Barrel scraping of the year - GSC

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:13 am

Best day of the year - The day we talked about poo

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:13 am

That gets my vote

by Guest Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:14 am

Feud of the Year is Cherries vs his spellchecker, surely?

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:14 am

I just got an iPhone from work to replace my BlackBerry. I didn't even need the BlackBerry so they got me a more expensive phone...

by Fernando Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:14 am

Most Illiterate Manager of the year

Cherries and his imaginary trophy

Morning Euro Division Homepage LVI - Page 2 3559488474

by Fernando Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:17 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Feud of the Year is Cherries vs his spellchecker, surely?

I suspect its Cherries vs Tranmere after Saturday Whistle

by Trebs Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:27 am

Manager of the year
Overachievers
Underachievers
Best turnaround
Best game
Best tactician
Best dealer
Team of the year
Best transfer
Worst transfer
Best SHEEP player
Best conversation
Funniest poster

How's that?

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:33 am

Sexiest poster?

I vote Olly.

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:33 am

Ollys off limits Sodhat.

Unless you marry his sister.

But then again olly himself has dibs on her

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:35 am

I remember me and my friends played a game of darts for dibs on one of our mates sisters. I won. I never cashed that in though.

by Guest Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:36 am

onlytreblewinners wrote:Manager of the year - Gregers, he had an awesome team in Season 1
Overachievers - Dos Cerevezas por favor - with no offence meant by that at all
Underachievers - No Respek - where did it all go wrong?
Best turnaround - Trebs at Bassender. Credit where credit is due, that's some turnaround
Best game - pass, don't know
Best tactician - this is Gregers again, the guy is a maestro
Best dealer - Trebs, the guy is a wheeler-dealer extraordinaire. Close call with Fan, who might have won if not for his sojourn into the abyss.
Team of the year - Gregers' season one la Chorizo, a great team that was just unbeatable. Isco in the hole
Best transfer - Verratti + Cassano + £4m To Atalanta Falcons, Marchisio to Under Brescia (from Atalanta's side)
Worst transfer - Hitzelsperger sadly.
Best SHEEP player - me, I think I won the most
Best conversation - sack shaving and opening the world's first gentlemen's 'alternative' barbers shop
Funniest poster - Cherries all the way, most things out of his mouth are pure comedy gold

How's that?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:39 am

sodhat wrote:Alright ZZZZZZ.

RVP pipped at the post by Bale. Reckon if the vote was at the end of the season it would have been much closer. Certainly less love for Suarez

Pipped? Votes arent made public knowledge are they?
I dont agree with it but thats the way the voting went. RVP has been the man this season IMO & I wont change my mind on it. With as good as Bale is he still cant help his team secure CL football, RVP has helped his team secure the Premier League trophy.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:40 am

sodhat wrote:Sexiest poster?

I vote Olly.

Soddy I'm all yours kiss

by Trebs Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:45 am

I think it'd be best at the end of the season to do any sort of ceremony

by **Afro** Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:46 am

Verratti's agent in Madrid to discuss a summer move to Real. If talks go well, they are expecting a €25m offer to be forthcoming

by Guest Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:49 am

Surely PSG having all their money they don't need to accept such a pitiful offer for him? Seems pointless selling him for so little. Unless they have another target in mind?

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:53 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Surely PSG having all their money they don't need to accept such a pitiful offer for him? Seems pointless selling him for so little. Unless they have another target in mind?

7 minutes of David Beckham is clearly > Verratti

by Guest Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:57 am

Apparently Beckham needs to play the remaining games to qualify for a winner's medal Laugh

by Guest Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:54 pm

Albion had it's annual awards ceremony last night. Adrian Chiles came out with this gem:

"Our fourth award of the evening is for ‘tweet of the year’... Oh, no, sorry it’s ‘t*** of the year’ - and the winner is Peter Odemwingie.”

Laugh

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:59 pm

So whos going to be leaving/kick out the door at QPR then?

Remy has that clause so he will be leaving.
Taarabt has the quality to be too good for the Championship but his work rate, attitude lets him down so will anyone actually snap him up in the hope he can preform consistently?
Cesar has to be a must to leave.
Fabio will return to Man United.
Ganero anyone?
Samba? Mbia?
Park Park wherever will he be??
Bothroyd will stay, hes a championship striker anyway.

Who else?

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:11 pm

Granero should move, I rate him as a quality player if he is in an actual team and not a cobbled mess.

Bosingwa will have to be released and spend the summer shaving the monobrow. Traore might get a move, he's been ok enough this year. In short it would be quicker to name those that are staying...

by GSC Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:14 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Albion had it's annual awards ceremony last night. Adrian Chiles came out with this gem:

"Our fourth award of the evening is for ‘tweet of the year’... Oh, no, sorry it’s ‘t*** of the year’ - and the winner is Peter Odemwingie.”

Wow, what a knob Chiles is.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:17 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:So whos going to be leaving/kick out the door at QPR then?

Remy has that clause so he will be leaving.
Taarabt has the quality to be too good for the Championship but his work rate, attitude lets him down so will anyone actually snap him up in the hope he can preform consistently?
Cesar has to be a must to leave.
Fabio will return to Man United.
Ganero anyone?
Samba? Mbia?
Park Park wherever will he be??
Bothroyd will stay, hes a championship striker anyway.

Who else?

Taarabt isn't too good for the Championship, that is his level.

Remy is the only one I'd want to buy from that mess. Cesar has been decent, but he's very flakey

by sodhat Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:18 pm

Why?

Odemwingie is a tw@t.

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