Which boxer are you?

Right gents bit of banter.......

Name a 606v2 member and give us a comparison with a boxer.

For example Adam D just stated that Emore was Andre Ward........boring and dull.

Im sure we can all think of some and it should generate some friendly banter.

Ill start......

WINCHESTER IS TYSON FURY.........BECAUSE HE IS ACTUALLY TYSON FURY.

I'm Tommy Morrison, who supposedly had a famous great uncle. And we both have aids.

Strongback's David Haye, puts on a front of hostility that at times makes him seem a little pillock-like.

Also they both have aids.

I'm Buster Douglas post the Tyson fight.

The fridge is my heavybag.

I don't have aids.

Truss is Paulie Malinaggi - brash East Coast American gobsh!te who loves to trash talk others and has an over-inflated opinion.

Az is Floyd Mayweather - mouthy hypocrite who feeds of being contrarian/disliked and will change his opinion to suit circumstances/bolster himself.

Rowley is Larry Merchant - past it.

Sir. badgerhands wrote:I don't have aids.

Sure...

TopHat24/7 wrote:Truss is Paulie Malinaggi - brash East Coast American gobsh!te who loves to trash talk others and has an over-inflated opinion.

Az is Floyd Mayweather - mouthy hypocrite who feeds of being contrarian/disliked and will change his opinion to suit circumstances/bolster himself.

Rowley is Larry Merchant - past it.

Reckon the Captain is Hoppo - old school genius. Good at making others look foolish.

The drunk guy's some troll, Rocky Lockridge is Windy at his best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTOTn_nYoDM

John Bloody Wayne wrote:

Sir. badgerhands wrote:I don't have aids.

Sure...

Hope not, usually in enough trouble with Mrs Badger as it is

Dave = Ricky Hatton. Working class hero who has never fogotten his (tea boy) roots. Also handy for a good put down.

Truss = Chavez Jr. Limited at best, but handed everything on a plate thanks to having a father (in-law) and a couple of other relatives in high places.

Jimmy Stuart = Harry Greb. Still spoken of in reverent tones, if only anyone had actually bloody seen him since, well....Since ever.

Mackem = Scott Harrison. Gifted, but sometimes embarrasses himself with his drunken antics!

Quality couple on truss with Malignaggi and Chavez haha

Loving Makem as well

I am Carl Froch.

88Chris05 wrote:Mackem = Scott Harrison. Gifted, but sometimes embarrasses himself with his drunken antics!

possibly my favourite so far!

emore = Ibeabuchi, was a nutter before, is a nutter now, will always be a nutter, is delusional should be locked up because he is a nutter. Proper nutter.

JBW is Mike Tyson - heavyweight with too short a prime that only makes fleeting appearances on the scene these days but has an excellent knowledge of the HW scene, past and present.

Alex Huckerby is ODLH - dress in women's clothing.

TopHat24/7 wrote:Alex Huckerby is ODLH - dress in women's clothing.

I do like fishnets...

Jabmachine - Carl Froch, just wants to be loved

Az - Anthony Small, for obvious reasons

Badgerhands - RJJ, just won't stay away

owen - Chavez jnr, can't buy a friend and thinks he knows it all.

Jab Machine is Orlando Cruz - Pretended to be something he's not and eventually came out of the closest and told the truth.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:Jabmachine - Carl Froch, just wants to be loved

Az - Anthony Small, for obvious reasons

Badgerhands - RJJ, just won't stay away

owen - Chavez jnr, can't buy a friend and thinks he knows it all.

Brilliant...

AlexHuckerby wrote:emore = Ibeabuchi, was a nutter before, is a nutter now, will always be a nutter, is delusional should be locked up because he is a nutter. Proper nutter.

amen.

I'm Tommy Oosthuizen -Really fast typing, South Acrican, and I basically muff the ears when I'm losing a debate. But am acknowledged by all as the future undisputed king of The forum.

Az - Jersery Joe Walcott. Hence the dislike for Rocky.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:Jabmachine - Carl Froch, just wants to be loved

Az - Anthony Small, for obvious reasons

Badgerhands - RJJ, just won't stay away

owen - Chavez jnr, can't buy a friend and thinks he knows it all.

Ghosty was like Holyfield. Never knew when to give it up.
Truss is mickey ward. Irish American, in your face the whole time firing off the same old punches
Az is Peter Buckley, he gets beaten up and keeps coming back for more
Chris is Wilfredo Benitez, slick wunderkind with the world at his feet... But will he meet his Leonard and will the wheels come off?
Rowley is James toney, a skilled operator with a propensity to dodge salads.

milkyboy wrote:Ghosty was like Holyfield. Never knew when to give it up.
Truss is mickey ward. Irish American, in your face the whole time firing off the same old punches
Az is Peter Buckley, he gets beaten up and keeps coming back for more
Chris is Wilfredo Benitez, slick wunderkind with the world at his feet... But will he meet his Leonard and will the wheels come off?
Rowley is James toney, a skilled operator with a propensity to dodge salads.

I'm Floyd. I have my zero intact. Many have tried yet there is no blueprint to silence me.....!

I am like Steve Bunce. I am loud and know very little about boxing but doesnt stop me talking about it a lot.

Adam D wrote:I am like Steve Bunce. I am loud and no very little about boxing but doesnt stop me talking about it a lot.

100% agree.

azania wrote:

milkyboy wrote:Ghosty was like Holyfield. Never knew when to give it up.
Truss is mickey ward. Irish American, in your face the whole time firing off the same old punches
Az is Peter Buckley, he gets beaten up and keeps coming back for more
Chris is Wilfredo Benitez, slick wunderkind with the world at his feet... But will he meet his Leonard and will the wheels come off?
Rowley is James toney, a skilled operator with a propensity to dodge salads.

I'm Floyd. I have my zero intact. Many have tried yet there is no blueprint to silence me.....!

And you hit women?

Maybe more like froch actually az... Thick skinned, talk before engaging your brain and refuse to accept defeat when everyone else can see it!

davidemore wrote:

azania wrote:

milkyboy wrote:Ghosty was like Holyfield. Never knew when to give it up.
Truss is mickey ward. Irish American, in your face the whole time firing off the same old punches
Az is Peter Buckley, he gets beaten up and keeps coming back for more
Chris is Wilfredo Benitez, slick wunderkind with the world at his feet... But will he meet his Leonard and will the wheels come off?
Rowley is James toney, a skilled operator with a propensity to dodge salads.

I'm Floyd. I have my zero intact. Many have tried yet there is no blueprint to silence me.....!

And you hit women?

Only their rear end

milkyboy wrote:Maybe more like froch actually az... Thick skinned, talk before engaging your brain and refuse to accept defeat when everyone else can see it!

That was mean!

Ok, you're mayweather. Hate to see a grown man cry

Trussman66 - Muhammad ali
Trussman55 - Ray Robinson
Lescargo - Henry Armstrong...........

Chris- A 1986 Mike Tyson, boxing wisdom beyond his years (without the psychotic mind obviously)
Cheers Rodders

Guess I'm the improved 87 Tyson...........then hey Rod.........

Still good to see you giving a hands up to a boxer born after the war..

Chris wrote that I was a limited Chavez jr..........and your praising him !!!!!!!!!!

You know who you're friends are on here...

Captain Carrot - Bernard Hopkins..Cunning old fox.

Rowley - Wlad Klitscho..........Hard to beat If workmanlike....

Rodders - John L Sullivan..........Damn gloves should only be used to keep your hands warm in winter

Chris - Adrien Broner..............flashy knowledge.....but will he last the course..........

Davide - Pat Cowdell - Three minutes into the first round against nelson...........

Alex - Hector Camacho - Likes to talk loud but sometimes talks before he thinks.............

Jabmachine - Anybody he feels like being.........

Milky - James Quick Tillis - Experienced journeyman.........sometimes produces an upset.........

Lumbering Jack - Margherito...........Interesting but has a dark side...

Azania - Rocky Marciano................

Whu - James degale...Bit of an upstart...........

Onetwo - Jane Couch.............

Union - Orlando Cruz

Truss - Joe Frazier - very talented but getting bitter in his old age!

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Guess I'm the improved 87 Tyson...........then hey Rod.........

Still good to see you giving a hands up to a boxer born after the war..

Chris wrote that I was a limited Chavez jr..........and your praising him !!!!!!!!!!

You know who you're friends are on here...

Captain Carrot - Bernard Hopkins..Cunning old fox.

Rowley - Wlad Klitscho..........Hard to beat If workmanlike....

Rodders - John L Sullivan..........Damn gloves should only be used to keep your hands warm in winter

Chris - Adrien Broner..............flashy knowledge.....but will he last the course..........

Davide - Pat Cowdell - Three minutes into the first round against nelson...........

Alex - Hector Camacho - Likes to talk loud but sometimes talks before he thinks.............

Jabmachine - Anybody he feels like being.........

Milky - James Quick Tillis - Experienced journeyman.........sometimes produces an upset.........

Lumbering Jack - Margherito...........Interesting but has a dark side...

Azania - Rocky Marciano................

Whu - James degale...Bit of an upstart...........

Onetwo - Jane Couch.............

Get the F out of here.

I actually think emore is more like Ricardo Mayorga Certainly talks a good fight, and occasionally backs it up!

I think I am Michael Grant - softly spoken, knows a little bit but not enough and isn't a regular, but pops up every now and again.

I stick you in a Top 10 heavy of alltime list..

and that's the gratitude!!..

Mr Bounce wrote:I actually think emore is more like Ricardo Mayorga Certainly talks a good fight, and occasionally backs it up!

I think I am Michael Grant - softly spoken, knows a little bit but not enough and isn't a regular, but pops up every now and again.

You are doing yourself a disservice there Bouncy.........Grant was a useless, clueless tall lump of goat's cheese!!!!!....

Then again maybe you're not......

azania wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Guess I'm the improved 87 Tyson...........then hey Rod.........

Still good to see you giving a hands up to a boxer born after the war..

Chris wrote that I was a limited Chavez jr..........and your praising him !!!!!!!!!!

You know who you're friends are on here...

Captain Carrot - Bernard Hopkins..Cunning old fox.

Rowley - Wlad Klitscho..........Hard to beat If workmanlike....

Rodders - John L Sullivan..........Damn gloves should only be used to keep your hands warm in winter

Chris - Adrien Broner..............flashy knowledge.....but will he last the course..........

Davide - Pat Cowdell - Three minutes into the first round against nelson...........

Alex - Hector Camacho - Likes to talk loud but sometimes talks before he thinks.............

Jabmachine - Anybody he feels like being.........

Milky - James Quick Tillis - Experienced journeyman.........sometimes produces an upset.........

Lumbering Jack - Margherito...........Interesting but has a dark side...

Azania - Rocky Marciano................

Whu - James degale...Bit of an upstart...........

Onetwo - Jane Couch.............

Get the F out of here.

Also unbeaten if you think about it Az...

Jane Couch hahahaha