Manny news

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Same as the Floyd thread any Manny news put on this thread to stop the board being cluttered.

HumanWindmill wrote:

BALTIMORA wrote:

rowley wrote:

BALTIMORA wrote:Pacquiao was the first choice for the William Wallace role in Braveheart, you know. Only, if he'd been cast the film was to be repackaged as an autobiographical tale about how Manny won freedom for the Scots. Because he DID.

Rumour has it the only reason he didn't get the role is the film would have been over in 5 minutes. The English go north of the border, see Manny and run back down south. Then spend the rest of the film putting an extra 20 foot on top of Hadrians wall, and barbed wire on top of that.

They wouldn't have had chance to run, such is Manny's speed and footwork...

Manny Pacquiao is a better swordsman than William Wallace.

Stands to reason. Manny Pacquiao invented swordsmanship. And the sword.

It wouldn't surprise me to see Pacquiao make the transistion to Holywood and be very successful there.

I think he would be in comedy film, he seems to be quite a funny guy when not boxing or in political office.

HumanWindmill wrote:

Scottrf wrote:Pacquiao may star in Glee:

http://www.mb.com.ph/articles/318550/darren-criss-probably-manny-pacquiao-can-join-us-glee

Manny is a better actor than Charley Sheen, and lives cleaner. Manny sets Hollywood an example. Floyd Mayweather would be a good choice to replace Sheen in ' Two and a half men.'

Is he tall enough to play the "half man"?

Manny Pacquiao is a better comedy actor than Adam Sandler.

D4thincarnation wrote:It wouldn't surprise me to see Pacquiao make the transistion to Holywood and be very successful there.

I think he would be in comedy film, he seems to be quite a funny guy when not boxing or in political office.

Yeah, his attempts at singing are hilarious.

Manny Pacquiao would have killed jaws with his hands. With no boat. Blindfolded. Too quick

Hobo wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:

Scottrf wrote:Pacquiao may star in Glee:

http://www.mb.com.ph/articles/318550/darren-criss-probably-manny-pacquiao-can-join-us-glee

Manny is a better actor than Charley Sheen, and lives cleaner. Manny sets Hollywood an example. Floyd Mayweather would be a good choice to replace Sheen in ' Two and a half men.'

Is he tall enough to play the "half man"?

He will be, with a little help from Mr Ariza's potions.

Ariza is a better chemist than Alexander Fleming.

coxy0001 wrote:Manny Pacquiao would have killed jaws with his hands. With no boat. Blindfolded. Too quick

Manny Pacquiao is a better swimmer than Mark Spitz.

coxy0001 wrote:Manny Pacquiao would have killed jaws with his hands. With no boat. Blindfolded. Too quick

Stupid comment, the idea Jaws would have come within 100 miles of Amity Island if he thought Manny lived there is patently ridiculous.

HumanWindmill wrote:

BALTIMORA wrote:

rowley wrote:

BALTIMORA wrote:Pacquiao was the first choice for the William Wallace role in Braveheart, you know. Only, if he'd been cast the film was to be repackaged as an autobiographical tale about how Manny won freedom for the Scots. Because he DID.

Rumour has it the only reason he didn't get the role is the film would have been over in 5 minutes. The English go north of the border, see Manny and run back down south. Then spend the rest of the film putting an extra 20 foot on top of Hadrians wall, and barbed wire on top of that.

They wouldn't have had chance to run, such is Manny's speed and footwork...

Manny Pacquiao is a better swordsman than William Wallace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXdtu9Gfic

Manny could do a great job as William Wallace

Manny Pacquiao has a better Scottish accent than Sean Connery.

HumanWindmill wrote:Manny Pacquiao has a better Scottish accent than Sean Connery.

Someone's been watching Fight Camp 360.

HumanWindmill wrote:Manny Pacquiao has a better Scottish accent than Sean Connery.

Sir Sean Connery to you old fella. Us Scots are very proud of Sir Sean the best Bond ever. Although if Manny was to take over from Daniel Craig he would no doubt be the man Bond was made for.

rowley wrote:

coxy0001 wrote:Manny Pacquiao would have killed jaws with his hands. With no boat. Blindfolded. Too quick

Stupid comment, the idea Jaws would have come within 100 miles of Amity Island if he thought Manny lived there is patently ridiculous.

Good point

I heard that the ending of Jaws 2 was originally a result of the shark hearing about Manny Pacquiao and electrocuting itself.

Various other bits of footage were caught with sharks beaching themselves on rocks, all fighting with each other as to who'd get hit with the harpoon, swimming into tanker propellers etc eetc etc. All because of Manny Pacquiao being there.

Apologies, my silly mistake

D4 let's just assume that Manny would be great at anything he turns his hand to, that way you won't have to keep posting about his prospective greatness at whatever the subject may be "manny would be a great astronaut, manny would be a great brain surgeon, manny would be a great famous historical character" etc etc.

Apart from singing of course - he's already shown that's not his forte.

Do you like mannys singing D4?

prettyboykev wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:Manny Pacquiao has a better Scottish accent than Sean Connery.

Sir Sean Connery to you old fella. Us Scots are very proud of Sir Sean the best Bond ever. Although if Manny was to take over from Daniel Craig he would no doubt be the man Bond was made for.

My mistake, Sir. Guess I'm the window licker now !

[quote="HumanWindmill"]

prettyboykev wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:Manny Pacquiao has a better Scottish accent than Sean Connery.

Sir Sean Connery to you old fella. Us Scots are very proud of Sir Sean the best Bond ever. Although if Manny was to take over from Daniel Craig he would no doubt be the man Bond was made for.

Pah, cheap mans George Lazenby

Sugar Boy Sweetie wrote:D4 let's just assume that Manny would be great at anything he turns his hand to, that way you won't have to keep posting about his prospective greatness at whatever the subject may be "manny would be a great astronaut, manny would be a great brain surgeon, manny would be a great famous historical character" etc etc.

Apart from singing of course - he's already shown that's not his forte.

Do you like mannys singing D4?

Bang on, Sugar Boy.

Manny would, indeed, make a great astronaut, while D4 is a proven space cadet.

Sugar Boy Sweetie wrote:D4 let's just assume that Manny would be great at anything he turns his hand to, that way you won't have to keep posting about his prospective greatness at whatever the subject may be "manny would be a great astronaut, manny would be a great brain surgeon, manny would be a great famous historical character" etc etc.

Apart from singing of course - he's already shown that's not his forte.

Do you like mannys singing D4?

Not really a fan of his singing, but it is much better than any of Floyd's offerings

rowley wrote:

prettyboykev wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:Manny Pacquiao has a better Scottish accent than Sean Connery.

Sir Sean Connery to you old fella. Us Scots are very proud of Sir Sean the best Bond ever. Although if Manny was to take over from Daniel Craig he would no doubt be the man Bond was made for.

Pah, cheap mans George Lazenby

If Manny had been Bond, Goldfinger would have beaten up Miss Galore and a Fort Knox security guard to avoid meeting him.

I really think the BBC should get Manny on Stricky Come Dancing, with his footwork he's bound to win

When the admins are falling foul of the swearing filter what kind of example does that set us impressionable kids.

D4thincarnation wrote:I really think the BBC should get Manny on Stricky Come Dancing, with his footwork he's bound to win

If it would be Sticky Cum Dancing he wouldn't get a look in. You'd win that, hands down.

rowley wrote:When the admins are falling foul of the swearing filter what kind of example does that set us impressionable kids.

'Twas innocent, Sire. Miss Galore's first name did the dastardly trick.

Windy

The mind boggles at a very strict version of "cum dancing"

Really does boggle.....

coxy0001 wrote:Windy

The mind boggles at a very strict version of "cum dancing"

Really does boggle.....

STICKY, mate.

By the way, D4, this awaits you at the ' Floyd ' thread :

HumanWindmill wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Windy is right...Good sources say he was fast and a great athlete..His endurance feats were also widely acclaimed too.

Under 11 seconds would make him the world record holder by a second?

Which is crazy talk.

Exactly, crazy talk. Get your facts right. See my post, above. As usual, your statistics are bare faced lies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_yard_dash

Might we assume that you will, in your customary humble fashion, admit that you were wrong ?

Thank you so much.

Without being picky could you not amalgamate the Mayweather and Manny threads together so we can restrict this guy to just one thread..

Kind of like in Alien where Captain Dallas closed all the airlocks in an effort to corner the Alien before blowing it into outer space..

Must admit I'd rather debate the Alien though.

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Without being picky could you not amalgamate the Mayweather and Manny threads together so we can restrict this guy to just one thread..

Kind of like in Alien where Captain Dallas closed all the airlocks in an effort to corner the Alien before blowing it into outer space..

Must admit I'd rather debate the Alien though.

Feels like Friday with all the funnies. Nice one, Truss.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Pacquiao goes out for Dinner


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayGXgR-MT3s

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Without being picky could you not amalgamate the Mayweather and Manny threads together so we can restrict this guy to just one thread..

Kind of like in Alien where Captain Dallas closed all the airlocks in an effort to corner the Alien before blowing it into outer space..

Must admit I'd rather debate the Alien though.

How about Pacquiao staring in an Alien movies.

If they did the remake of the original he could play the Arnold Schwarzenegger character.

BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!

D4 is a ducker :

HumanWindmill wrote:By the way, D4, this awaits you at the ' Floyd ' thread :

HumanWindmill wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Windy is right...Good sources say he was fast and a great athlete..His endurance feats were also widely acclaimed too.

Under 11 seconds would make him the world record holder by a second?

Which is crazy talk.

Exactly, crazy talk. Get your facts right. See my post, above. As usual, your statistics are bare faced lies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_yard_dash

Might we assume that you will, in your customary humble fashion, admit that you were wrong ?

Thank you so much.

D4thincarnation wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Without being picky could you not amalgamate the Mayweather and Manny threads together so we can restrict this guy to just one thread..

Kind of like in Alien where Captain Dallas closed all the airlocks in an effort to corner the Alien before blowing it into outer space..

Must admit I'd rather debate the Alien though.

How about Pacquiao staring in an Alien movies.

If they did the remake of the original he could play the Arnold Schwarzenegger character.

Really? Because Arnie was never in Alien!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjtQVMTvAOU

Bit more serious now, a good interview with Alex Ariza talking about the Pacquiao vs Mosley fight.

Bit more serious now, you were wrong about the 100 yard dash, weren't you ?

prettyboykev wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Without being picky could you not amalgamate the Mayweather and Manny threads together so we can restrict this guy to just one thread..

Kind of like in Alien where Captain Dallas closed all the airlocks in an effort to corner the Alien before blowing it into outer space..

Must admit I'd rather debate the Alien though.

How about Pacquiao staring in an Alien movies.

If they did the remake of the original he could play the Arnold Schwarzenegger character.

Really? Because Arnie was never in Alien!

Was thinking about the Predator movie, they have merged Alien an Predator now.

D4thincarnation wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjtQVMTvAOU

Bit more serious now, a good interview with Alex Ariza talking about the Pacquiao vs Mosley fight.

http://www.nwwone.org/world-war/worldwar-image-large/vintage-newspaper-world-war-2-germany-invades-poland39_280616459097.jpg

HumanWindmill wrote:Bit more serious now, you were wrong about the 100 yard dash, weren't you ?

It was an good bit of evidence Windy but still have doubts over Jeffries's claims.

D4thincarnation wrote:

prettyboykev wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Without being picky could you not amalgamate the Mayweather and Manny threads together so we can restrict this guy to just one thread..

Kind of like in Alien where Captain Dallas closed all the airlocks in an effort to corner the Alien before blowing it into outer space..

Must admit I'd rather debate the Alien though.

How about Pacquiao staring in an Alien movies.

If they did the remake of the original he could play the Arnold Schwarzenegger character.

Really? Because Arnie was never in Alien!

Was thinking about the Predator movie, they have merged Alien an Predator now.

No what they done was ran out of ideas and made some truely awful movies with Alien and Predator in them and sold them on the name.

BALTIMORA wrote:Barbecue sauce. Better than sweet & sour? Discuss.

Olympic throwing object. Discuss.

Just a wee joke to lighten the mood. We should just be done with it and rename this thread "ripping it out of d4" rather than "manny news"

It's quite impressive how d4 sticks doggedly to the task in the face of such derision. I'm still convinced he's on a massive, elaborate wind up

http://www.flickr.com/photos/canadagood/3741469890/

D4thincarnation wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:Bit more serious now, you were wrong about the 100 yard dash, weren't you ?

It was an good bit of evidence Windy but still have doubts over Jeffries's claims.

So you were wrong, then, about the record ?

Wrong.

Yes ?

HumanWindmill wrote:http://www.flickr.com/photos/canadagood/3741469890/

You believe that one as well do you?

HumanWindmill wrote:http://www.flickr.com/photos/canadagood/3741469890/

Is it true that you were the janitor in the place they built the Appollo 11 old fella?

HumanWindmill wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:Bit more serious now, you were wrong about the 100 yard dash, weren't you ?

It was an good bit of evidence Windy but still have doubts over Jeffries's claims.

So you were wrong, then, about the record ?

Wrong.

Yes ?

No we were talking about two different records 100m and 100 yard dash.

D4thincarnation wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:http://www.flickr.com/photos/canadagood/3741469890/

You believe that one as well do you?

Why not ? Manny can walk on water, after all. Would still like you to admit that your 100yard dash claim was wrong.

D4thincarnation wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:Bit more serious now, you were wrong about the 100 yard dash, weren't you ?

It was an good bit of evidence Windy but still have doubts over Jeffries's claims.

So you were wrong, then, about the record ?

Wrong.

Yes ?

No we were talking about two different records 100m and 100 yard dash.

That is a bare faced and shameless lie, and I can prove it :

HumanWindmill wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Windy is right...Good sources say he was fast and a great athlete..His endurance feats were also widely acclaimed too.

Under 11 seconds would make him the world record holder by a second?

Which is crazy talk.

Exactly, crazy talk. Get your facts right. See my post, above. As usual, your statistics are bare faced lies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_yard_dash

Manny liberated Aushwitz from the Nazis. True fact. Conversely, if Manny had been a Nazi then we'd all be living in some kind of teutonic utopia right now.

prettyboykev wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:Manny Pacquiao has a better Scottish accent than Sean Connery.

Sir Sean Connery to you old fella. Us Scots are very proud of Sir Sean the best Bond ever. Although if Manny was to take over from Daniel Craig he would no doubt be the man Bond was made for.

I'm confused, is Manny Scottish?

HumanWindmill wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

HumanWindmill wrote:Bit more serious now, you were wrong about the 100 yard dash, weren't you ?

It was an good bit of evidence Windy but still have doubts over Jeffries's claims.

So you were wrong, then, about the record ?

Wrong.

Yes ?

No we were talking about two different records 100m and 100 yard dash.

That is a bare faced and shameless lie, and I can prove it :

HumanWindmill wrote:

D4thincarnation wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Windy is right...Good sources say he was fast and a great athlete..His endurance feats were also widely acclaimed too.

Under 11 seconds would make him the world record holder by a second?

Which is crazy talk.

Exactly, crazy talk. Get your facts right. See my post, above. As usual, your statistics are bare faced lies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_yard_dash

I got myself muddled up there, I apologise for my genuine mistake.

But I still doubt Jefrries's claims