Euro Division LXIX

First topic message reminder :

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Enrique & J from 5ive League
 
FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
 
Bilbao - Afro
 
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
 
Southampton FC - Marky
 
PSV - Holymik
 
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
 
Lille - Trebs
 
Glad t'be bach - Hero
 
FC Basel - Viva
 
FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra
 
The Nodge - Olly
 
Fool 'em FC - Tranq

Olly wrote:Also this rather attractive young woman came into work earlier and ordered a small chips, which was fine, but then she said "ooo I'll have a sausage with that", which prompted me to snigger as I thought of the opportunity to go "HERE'S THE JUMBO SAUSAGE BABY"

Damn you Soddy

Would your Chinese manager sack you for that?

I see we're at Norwich live on Sky on Saturday. Guaranteed 0-0 now. Lump on.

Olly wrote:Dortmund beat Napoli 1-0.
Napoli beat Arsenal 2-0.

(All beat Marseille and end on 12 points, same 3 way goal difference)

Mayhem ensues. Hope it happens

They strip out Marseille results and rank them based on a mini league....

And they all have 6 points, same goals scored and same goals conceded. But I think it would be Dortmund and Arsenal due to the away wins

1. My boss bought his wife a wheelbarrow for Christmas - LOLZ
2. He's keeping it in our office until then, and it stinks of creasote - NO LOLZ

When you're looking for trousers and the sneaky shops try to lie that chinos are trousers on their websites.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Also this rather attractive young woman came into work earlier and ordered a small chips, which was fine, but then she said "ooo I'll have a sausage with that", which prompted me to snigger as I thought of the opportunity to go "HERE'S THE JUMBO SAUSAGE BABY"

Damn you Soddy

Would your Chinese manager sack you for that?

I see we're at Norwich live on Sky on Saturday. Guaranteed 0-0 now. Lump on.

Well it depends. If the Chinese woman was there, she might not sack me, she might be in awe. The man would probably sack me.

Yes it's live and I'm not going, I've decided I'd rather work than watch Norwich live. That's how bad it's got. Plus I'm skint

Anybody got a striker up for grabs?

Also a CM?

Also anybody in need of a LB, Antonelli or Blind are available post my Moreno signing

I'm always open to offers.

Moreno is a decent signing

Schmelzer is available to anyone interested in a good swap deal

Also am I allowed to purchase from my defunct Nodge side?

Yes. They were all thrown back into the TP pot

Were lawyers meant to have gone up last night?

Treb's has been too busy with other things and no one else has been around to do them

Damn you Afro for taking Carvajal, and damn you Marky for taking Martins Indi

Want me to do them now? Seeing as I've accidentally ended up a league runner

You might as well Marky, I'm currently engrossed in a history essay

Olly wrote:Damn you Afro for taking Carvajal, and damn you Marky for taking Martins Indi

Kaboul out for £11m to bring in Martins Indi for £4.4m was too easy to do. Nearly went for Bassong but that was before the 7-0 defeat to Man City so dodged a bullet there

Yeah Bassong's been utter w*nk this season so far, Turner is genuinely outperforming him

I bought Carvajal for £8.8m and then sold him within hours for £13m to Trebs.

I needed a RB and at £8.8m he was reasonable value. However, £13m was a no brainer for me.

Afro, can you PM me two Southampton players for Lawyers please?

And just to check, TM value + 10% right?

Marky wrote:Afro, can you PM me two Southampton players for Lawyers please?

And just to check, TM value + 10% right?

We've been taking the Euro amount as it is pretty close to TM value + 10%. And round anything below £500k up to £500k.

Will PM now

Afternoon guys.
Was at the hospital this morning.

Afro/Soddy. I will put myself forward to calculate results each week for season 2

Cheers Zebs, although Marky also volunteered for that as well.

Ahhh, Damn marky.
Well Ill put my name in the hat too.

Hello kunch fans.

You don't need to ask me for any decisions and that ZZZ, I don't run ze league any more. I may still do sheep. But I got a pay increase yesterday so I'm working a bit harder to make sure I get paid it a couple of times before they find out I'm a pretend football manager on occasion.

You can both do it and we'll see if you come up with the same result

Afro wrote:You can both do it and we'll see if you come up with the same result

 my maths is far superior, I shall prevail  

Though id stick this on the main page rather than TP page:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Luckily I got in first, yeah thanks he is a good signing happy with him. Thank you Nicks Doc. Was this for your hand? You doing rehab? How's it feeling?

Yeah for ym hand. It was just a quick check up. All good. Im ahead of schedule. Thats me done, no more Doc's & hospitals.
Its feeling better, I can make a fist & clench it now so not far off being back to normal.

Good to hear.

Im like Wolverine pal, heal quickly!   Not as quick as him but I really do heal quicker than average person.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Though id stick this on the main page rather than TP page:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Luckily I got in first, yeah thanks he is a good signing happy with him.  Thank you Nicks Doc.  Was this for your hand?  You doing rehab?  How's it feeling?

Yeah for ym hand. It was just a quick check up. All good. Im ahead of schedule. Thats me done, no more Doc's & hospitals.
Its feeling better, I can make a fist & clench it now so not far off being back to normal.

Bet the missus is relieved

Olly wrote:Bet the missus is relieved

Not when she aint cooked my dinner, WAAAA POW!!!

Nick how long do ASOS take to deliver on standard delivery?  I ordered package last night about 10.30pm,  it says on the website 4 working days but I reckon I can get it tomorrow.

I haven't been this focused doing a deal since the Huntelaar osvaldo and Lopez deal that famously collapsed in the last minute.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick how long do ASOS take to deliver on standard delivery?  I ordered package last night about 10.30pm,  it says on the website 4 working days but I reckon I can get it tomorrow.

Errr, id say more likely friday mate. Does it say its been dispatched??

I got an email saying it's been dispatched but when I go on the Hermes website and put my details in I get the following. 

Date	Time	Status
07/11/2013	08:16	Order Generated

That to me looks like the order has gone through but not dispatched. I get very inpatient when it comes to delieverys and don't want to miss it.

Its probably dispatched to the "hub" where it will be scanned then you can get official tracking on it.

Just to clarify, there are no tactics due this week right?

No. Next week.

Okay, thanks alot

thats lucky, was just about to post that my predictions would have been in late if that were the case

Morning Ladies

Porridge for breakfast, that's how you know you're an adult.

Unless it's Ready Brek.

Morning Nick.

Anyone up for a deal?

And sheep please.

What sort of deal are you looking for Viva?

Holymiky wrote:What sort of deal are you looking for Viva?

Hes looking for a booty deal. #PimpDaddyViva

Holymiky wrote:What sort of deal are you looking for Viva?

I'm after a couple of players that will strengthen my squad.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Holymiky wrote:What sort of deal are you looking for Viva?

I'm after a couple of players that will strengthen my squad.

His Pimp Squad! Expanding your empire Viva.#PimpDaddyViva