Ben Smith, Kieran Read in IRB Citation

In form All Blacks Keiran Read and Ben Smith have been cited by the IRB ahead of NZ's upcoming international with England.

The pair will be available to play against France.

A spokesperson for the IRB disclosed "with NZ playing England so early in the tour, there is insufficient time for the tedious waiting for a cobbled together reason to suspend the form pair, rally public hated in the media and then over rule the judiciary, so we've got proceedings underway early this year. We imagine they'll both do *something* we can pick on over the weekend."

       

Jeebus, these articles are getting desperate.

Even View might have left this one on the cutting room floor.

*Fail*

The IRB must do something now. There is simply too much rugby being played and the Wumming seasons blend into one another. GE has been Wumming with an obvious head injury and feels compelled to WUM on. He needs a proper break and the way the club and international seasons are he wont get it. What will it take for the IRB to take action?

Has the OP been sniffing glue?

Wierd article.

kiakahaaotearoa wrote:The IRB must do something now. There is simply too much rugby being played and the Wumming seasons blend into one another. GE has been Wumming with an obvious head injury and feels compelled to WUM on. He needs a proper break and the way the club and international seasons are he wont get it. What will it take for the IRB to take action?

When you've lost the support of your own, maybe it's time to take a little step back GE...?

Mods, could we have a barrel scraping smiley? It would be absolutely perfect for this thread

When I'm having this much fun? Besides Kia agrees he's just humouring you due to his long term political goal to become a moderator and ban englandglory4ever.

GloriousEmpire wrote:When I'm having this much fun? Besides Kia agrees he's just humouring you due to his long term political goal to become a moderator and ban englandglory4ever.

This is fun for you? What would the important client (you're going to be schmoozing in corporate) , the influential high profile A list neighbours and the Taxi driver think of this?

    

tigerleghorn wrote:

GloriousEmpire wrote:When I'm having this much fun? Besides Kia agrees he's just humouring you due to his long term political goal to become a moderator and ban englandglory4ever.

This is fun for you? What would the important client (you're going to be schmoozing in corporate) , the influential high profile A list neighbours and the Taxi driver think of this?

tigerleghorn wrote:

GloriousEmpire wrote:When I'm having this much fun? Besides Kia agrees he's just humouring you due to his long term political goal to become a moderator and ban englandglory4ever.

This is fun for you? What would the important client (you're going to be schmoozing in corporate) , the influential high profile A list neighbours and the Taxi driver think of this?

Well the neighbour thought the article should've been "all blacks threaten to withhold Haka unless furore erupts in tabloid media". I don't listen to the taxi drivers, can't bear that rasping under-educated accent they tend to put on.

GloriousEmpire wrote:

tigerleghorn wrote:

GloriousEmpire wrote:When I'm having this much fun? Besides Kia agrees he's just humouring you due to his long term political goal to become a moderator and ban englandglory4ever.

This is fun for you? What would the important client (you're going to be schmoozing in corporate) , the influential high profile A list neighbours and the Taxi driver think of this?

Well the neighbour thought the article should've been "all blacks threaten to withhold Haka unless furore erupts in tabloid media". I don't listen to the taxi drivers, can't bear that rasping under-educated accent they tend to put on.

Your taxi driver was Jamie Oliver?

Awright geez fing is the traffics gunna be sowlid dhan vat way but lucky I knows me a showt cut...

You know the one. Involves going anywhere via Wandsworth high street.

Drives me fricken nuts

GloriousEmpire wrote:Awright geez fing is the traffics gunna be sowlid dhan vat way but lucky I knows me a showt cut...

You know the one. Involves going anywhere via Wandsworth high street.

Drives me fricken nuts

Dick van Dyke drives taxi's your way?

Apparently.

Taxi Driver 1: You wouldn't believe who I had in the back the other day?
Taxi Driver 2: Who?
TD1: That twonk off 606v2
TD2: Yeah? What was he like?
TD1: Well, he was constantly on his phone, tapping away like a maniac and giggling to himself.
TD2: Sounds about right.
TD1: Anyway I took him the long way round, charged him double.
TD2: Sweet.
TD1: There was something odd about him too. I didn't really notice until he'd got out to get some fush n chups.
TD2: What was that?
TD1: He was wearing an England shirt
TD2: (chokes on bacon sandwich)

Anything about rugby to add Cyril? Nope didn't think so.

Just to confirm you're the guy who doesn't lie or make up quotes? I have no idea why I ever doubted you.

GloriousEmpire wrote:Anything about rugby to add Cyril? Nope didn't think so.

This article is completely made up so I'm not sure why you would want rugby comments.

It's always good to have a Walter Mitty on each forum.

Better/funnier posters were banned from this site for less.