Euro Division Homepage LXXI

by **Afro** Fri 13 Dec 2013, 9:50 am

First topic message reminder :

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Announcements

New Rules - the deadline for accepting lawyers offers is midday the Monday after they are posted up.

The new TP week will run from 12pm Tuesday to 11.59am the following Tuesday. Therefore your allowance of 2 TPs per week will reset at midday each Tuesday

Tactics due by 11.59pm on Thursday 21st November

Tactics sent to Zinedine_Ze_Zebra, the tactics for Zinedine_Ze_Zebra's game (this week it's versus Fernando) will be sent to Marky.

Votes are sent to Marky. Votes must be in by 11:59pm on Monday of the appropriate gameweek.

The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers

Tactics

Bilbao - Afro

Injuries

Ajax - Lubo

Lawyers

Southampton FC - Marky

Fixtures

PSV - Holymik

Table

Glad t'be bach - Nando

Top Scorers

Lille - Trebs

FC Basel - Viva

FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra

Fool 'em FC - Tranq

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 1:08 pm

I always have a pint of water before I go to sleep if I've been drinking, works a treat.

Much like gum on a plane

by sodhat Mon 16 Dec 2013, 1:11 pm

Water is ok but I don't usually feel thirsty before sleep after I've been drinking. I feel hungry, mostly.

Last Christmas party I went to, I came in the next day and drank a whole carton of Innocent smoothie and threw it back up as soon as I got to work. That was a bad day.

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 1:57 pm

Lawyers please.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 1:59 pm

Lawyers are on the way, just devouring a subway!!
Should have them ready in 10 mins.

To confirm, im doing 3, there an extra xmas one as we have all been good Santa is rewarding us.

Can you sort mine

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:03 pm

Injuries will be new year for next Gameweek as will week 6 lawyers.
That ok with peeps?

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:06 pm

Three lawyers? Cool I'll post them on the page.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:10 pm

post them once I have!

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:11 pm

righty

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:12 pm

can we make 3 signings this week as well since its christmas? Euro Division Homepage LXXI - Page 3 3845856932

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:16 pm

Fan Gilhaus wrote:can we make 3 signings this week as well since its christmas?

Errr, ask Marky.
I do lawyers and as its xmas im feeling generous. If marky is too we maybe allowed 3 this week.

by Trebs Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:20 pm

Just two foreigns IMO

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:21 pm

As it's winter, it's help the aged.

You get 3 foreigns, but they all have to be over the age of 40

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:21 pm

Fan you seem the type that hates Christmas but loves the days off.

I'm getting this vibration feeling on my man sausage, it don't hurt should I see the doctor.

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:23 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Fan you seem the type that hates Christmas but loves the days off.

I'm getting this vibration feeling on my man sausage, it don't hurt should I see the doctor.

Check your phone ?

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:24 pm

spent over 3 grand on 4 kids so far, she is ripping my bank to shreads..pay day on Friday and guess what, more fecking shopping.

Of course I hate christmas, but spose the kids make it all worth while

oh am off off from 7am christmas eve till the following tues 7am

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:26 pm

Lawyers Nick.

Does it always take you this long to finish a 6 inch?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:30 pm

laywers up!!!
Impacient ...... go check whats wrong with your Winkle! post m,ine before you do tho

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:31 pm

Oh cheers Viva, for one you dont select Coleman when doing my lawyers/injuries.

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:32 pm

Is that a joke Afro? My phone is my Winkle? Haha I don't get it. Now is not the time for jokes Big Daddy, it's been happening for three days.

Fan 3 grand wow, it's a good job I don't have kids and to be honest I don't want any. Who's been ripping your bank your ex? Are they your kids Uncle Fan, you could have bought me a ps4 controller and a couple of games and I'd love you more then them.

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:33 pm

I just wondered if you had put your phone in your front pocket...

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:34 pm

One daughter of my own, 3 step kids, could have bought everyone a new PS4 tbf lol

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:36 pm

anyone want nigel de jong for tm value - (6.2m)

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:38 pm

Oh it's normally a joke with you that's why I assumed, nope not my phone.

Fan buy me something I'll be your adopted son, I'll come over once a year. By the way I'll be going to Aberdeen soon anything to do there, how far do you live from there is Aberdeen further away then Stranraer.

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:40 pm

stranraer is south west possibly as far south west of scotland you can go, Aberdeen north east, am about 35 miles south of Aberdeen

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:41 pm

and why are you coming up anyway?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:41 pm

Errr, Viva, can you put the values by my lawyers please?
If you cant do the job properly then let someone else lol

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:42 pm

I meant from England so it's Aberdeen that's further away, what's the girls like? Are they proper naughty? Do they look like honeys or the honey monster? I'll pay you a visit Uncle Fan.

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:46 pm

Aberdeen girls are nice yeah, some a bit rough like but generally they are nice and easy...

yeah Aberdeen north east, stranraer south west

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=map+of+scotland&id=505D3A1D84297FFCFF3D45F523A621DACB32701B&FORM=IQFRBA&adlt=strict#view=detail&id=8305CE1F8510729E659A501457DC52DE2A046F36&selectedIndex=17

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:49 pm

I've done them nick sorry.

My best friends cousin lives up there he owns a restaurant so thought we'd check Aberdeen out while we visit him. I'll let you know when I go and we can meet up for some drinks

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:52 pm

Cheers Viva.

Anyone want to beat these:
De Rossi 20m
Brady 3m
Barton 3m

Brady & Barton ill sell quick as I want to bring a player in today.
De Rossi youd have to beat by a couple million for me to sell in league. Unsure if I want to tbh.

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:07 pm

what restaurant?

we cant sign today can we?

am off tomorrow and dont want to miss out on my target

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:12 pm

I can sign today Fan, still got one tp left for this week.

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:15 pm

in two minds wether to sign a quite expensive DM to improve 1st XI or a cheaper one and strengthen squad

De Jong
Sabala

for sale

by sodhat Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:16 pm

Viva - you should go to a doctor because you might have shivering c0ck syndrome. SCS is no laughing matter mate, before you know it your balls will be bouncing off each other and it's really uncomfortable.

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:18 pm

Going to sell Hrgota, if any of those building a side of young up and coming Bundesliga stars are interested.

Will sell to anyone who matches the lawyer offer of £1.5m

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:20 pm

would you like me to get tactics on for my other postponed game? can do them today

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:20 pm

Dyce Tandoori, on Stoneywood Road.

Sodhat nice try but I wasn't born yesterday Laugh

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:22 pm

Im not sure what to do with De Rossi. Part of me thinks sell & buy someone cheaper who has the current hype.
Fan, you interested in De Rossi?

by Fan Gilhaus Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:22 pm

not for 20m sorry

by sodhat Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:25 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Dyce Tandoori, on Stoneywood Road.

Sodhat nice try but I wasn't born yesterday

I know, but I'm worried so please see a doctor.
One guy with SCS had his nuts swell up so badly that he had to go up several trouser sizes and it was costing him a fortune in fabric.

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:27 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Dyce Tandoori, on Stoneywood Road.

Sodhat nice try but I wasn't born yesterday

I know, but I'm worried so please see a doctor.
One guy with SCS had his nuts swell up so badly that he had to go up several trouser sizes and it was costing him a fortune in fabric.

You know Billy Bigballs too?

by sodhat Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:29 pm

Viva will go the way of Billy Bigballs and All-Sack Andrews if he doesn't heed my warnings.

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:31 pm

Dick Danglebollocks seems to manage okay with it though

by sodhat Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:33 pm

Well for some people it's ok because they had small nuts to begin with. Johnny Janglingspuds was the worst case I've seen.

He looked like he'd put two bags of potatoes down his trousers.

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:39 pm

Peter Purpleplums suffered badly though. They were kicked to buggery

by sodhat Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:41 pm

Talking of buggery, that comes off the table too. Far too much back and forth action can really damage the humungous balls. Just ask Brian Batteredbag.

by FIFA Diva Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:43 pm

Harry Hangingnuts said it's nothing to worry about.

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:43 pm

sodhat wrote:Talking of buggery, that comes off the table too. Far too much back and forth action can really damage the humungous balls. Just ask Brian Batteredbag.

I knew a different Brian Batteredbag. Worked in our local chippy until he suffered a terrible deep fat fryer accident

by sodhat Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:44 pm

Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:Talking of buggery, that comes off the table too. Far too much back and forth action can really damage the humungous balls. Just ask Brian Batteredbag.

I knew a different Brian Batteredbag. Worked in our local chippy until he suffered a terrible deep fat fryer accident

Bet he had to have that wrapped.

by **Afro** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:45 pm

No compensation though. He's living off scraps now

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