Alternative Jobs For Wrestlers

by Tea_is_for_mugs Thu 20 Feb 2014, 9:36 am

Good Morning Everyone,

As I am completely alone in the office today I need some help fighting off the tedium.

What wrestlers can you see either doing well or being a calamity in other TV show or on screen jobs or even non-famous 9-5 jobs.

My Contributions to this.....

CM Punk - Doing a Jeremy Kyle-style day time TV show. Lambasting people for drinking of their use of drugs, making sure people are hanging on him every word and he verbally insults people and gets a crowd reaction.

The Big Show - Cooking program called "you never trust a skinny chef", creating huge portions of food he eats normally and challenging people to eat his monster sized food before him, Ryback can special guest with Cole reminding us how often he eats.

The Miz - Door to Door salesman. I can imagine that weaselled face trying to sell me half useless stuff and just going on and on, totally oblivious that I do not care.

Over to you guys, I am sure you can come up with alot better than that.

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:48 am

The Undertaker - he can sort out your funeral arrangements.

Roman Reigns - bouncer.

Fandango - he can teach you salsa.

Dolph Ziggler - telesales. He could sell anything.

by Mr H Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:25 am

Jinder Mahal in a corner shop

by Tea_is_for_mugs Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:35 am

Ziggler is a good call, I would defiantly end up buying a time share from him.

to Add to the mix,

Damian Sandow, a Sociology teacher, educating the young unrefined minds of the next generation.

I think Triple H would work in partnership with the Undertaker, he has extensive experience in burying people.

Kevin Nash - Physiotherapist, after many hundred hours on the physio's table Kevin spends all he money on drink and drugs and cannot afford the sessions any more. He needs to draw on his personal exp and hits the books and eventually opens up his own practise.

by imprettyfly Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:40 am

IRS - Tax Man
Big Boss Man - Prison Guard
The Mountie - Impersonator
Jeff Hardy - Acrobat
Kurt Angle - Olympian
Doink the Clown - Circus Clown
Wade Barratt - Newspaper Editor
Zeb Coulter - Diplomat/Ambassador

by Mr H Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:04 pm

Daniel Bryan would be a gymnast, it will be the only opportunity he'd get to grab the brass rings.

by Kay Fabe Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:28 pm

Ahhh takes me back to 87-93 when almost every Wrestler had a day job

by Francis Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:31 pm

Jack Swagger - Speech Therapist

by westisbest Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:39 pm

Robbie E - in a boyband

James Storm - bar owner

Velvet Sky - bikini model

Val Venis - porn star

Dudley boys - bouncers

by I Blame Coco Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:49 pm

Randy Orton - Audio book narrator.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 1:09 pm

Hulk Hogan would be a pornstar
Brooke Hogan would be an actress.

What?

by Kay Fabe Thu 20 Feb 2014, 1:25 pm

Randal would be the new voice of the sat nav

by Kay Fabe Thu 20 Feb 2014, 1:26 pm

Batista would be the new South African sign language guy

by dyrewolfe Thu 20 Feb 2014, 1:39 pm

For some reason I see Bully Ray as a garage owner / mechanic.

Ken Anderson reminds me of a personal fitness instructor.

Ultimate Warrior would be a weird shaman / faith healer

Sting could stand in for Robert Smith in The Cure Wink

by Dr Gregory House MD Thu 20 Feb 2014, 1:55 pm

Chris Benoit- Primary School Teacher

by Kay Fabe Thu 20 Feb 2014, 2:14 pm

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:Chris Benoit- Primary School Teacher

That's a Radical idea Hug

by harryspiv Thu 20 Feb 2014, 2:15 pm

Bret Hart - Judge on Strictly

"I give that Foxtrot 4/10"

Perry Saturn - Janitor

by harryspiv Thu 20 Feb 2014, 2:16 pm

Not a wrestler but he has been in the ring

JR - Snooker Commentator

by Kay Fabe Thu 20 Feb 2014, 2:19 pm

harryspiv wrote:Not a wrestler but he has been in the ring

JR - Snooker Commentator

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, HOW DO YOU LEARN TO STRIKE A CUE BALL FROM 15 INCHES

by Kid Vicious Thu 20 Feb 2014, 3:37 pm

Kay Fabe wrote:

harryspiv wrote:Not a wrestler but he has been in the ring

JR - Snooker Commentator

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, HOW DO YOU LEARN TO STRIKE A CUE BALL FROM 15 INCHES

BAH GAWD, HE MISSED THAT BLUE WHILST EYEING AN EASY PINK IN THE FRONT ROW...

by harryspiv Thu 20 Feb 2014, 3:54 pm

Kid Vicious wrote:
Kay Fabe wrote:

harryspiv wrote:Not a wrestler but he has been in the ring

JR - Snooker Commentator

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, HOW DO YOU LEARN TO STRIKE A CUE BALL FROM 15 INCHES

BAH GAWD, HE MISSED THAT BLUE WHILST EYEING AN EASY PINK IN THE FRONT ROW...

BAH GAWD, AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HIS CUE TIP IS BROKEN IN HALF!

by Samo Thu 20 Feb 2014, 4:37 pm

A car showroom with JR and Ziggler running the show. Money.

by dyrewolfe Thu 20 Feb 2014, 5:06 pm

Kazaniels - comedy double act (oh, wait...)

Gunner - lumberjack

Jeremy Borash - hairdresser

Randy Savage - singing telegram (OH YEAH!)

John Cena - the next Vanilla Ice?

Jeff Hardy - Greenpeace activist / animal trainer at Sea World

Kurt Angle - circus strongman / human cannonball

Austin Aries - supervillain

by Nakatomi Plaza Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:24 pm

Ric Flair - Marriage counsellor

by **Hero** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 8:01 pm

Hunico - Traffic warden

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 8:01 pm

Kane - Taxi Driver

by **Hero** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 8:07 pm

Chavo Guerrero - Receptionist

by Samo Thu 20 Feb 2014, 8:16 pm

Hero wrote:Chavo Guerrero - Receptionist

ALTERNATIVE jobs not current jobs.

by Adam D Thu 20 Feb 2014, 8:52 pm

Jake the Snake - Call Center customer relations at the AA

by **Hero** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 9:02 pm

Molly Holly - Pastry chef

by NickisBHAFC Thu 20 Feb 2014, 9:37 pm

Jerry Lawler as a football commentator for ITV.

Jinder Mahel as a taxi driver or working in a newsagent.

The Wyatt's as dustbin men.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:17 pm

Crash Holly - Farmer

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:18 pm

Batista - Air Hostess
Rey Mysterio - Waitrose Security

by Nakatomi Plaza Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:35 pm

Cesaro - Interpreter

by **Hero** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:41 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Crash Holly - Farmer

Crash Holly is dead you buffoon, jeez put some thought into it.

by **Enforcer** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:19 pm

Repo Man - Sales assistant

Duke 'The Dumpster' Droese - Window cleaner

by Dr Gregory House MD Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:04 am

Hunico- Sin Cara impersinator

by **Hero** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:05 am

Luke Harper - Dental Hygienist

by gaffer_reborn Fri 21 Feb 2014, 7:11 am

Billy Gunn - Male porn star

Bad news barrett - itv news

brad maddox - substitute teacher

darren young - something in the media

great khali - x factor judge

santino merella - panto

titus o neil - carphone warehouse

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:59 am

Luke Harper - truck driver.

Erick Rowan - mechanic.

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