The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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superflyweight wrote:It's in Edinburgh and it's called the "Pubic Triangle".  Is about 5 minutes from my work and there's always a distressing smell of lube hanging over the area.  

That's the one, thanks super.

Is lube really a distressing smell?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's true Tino. Every day I wake up and think "I'm a day closer to death". Then I wait for Galted to write an emo poem to cheer me up.

I doubt you'll get one today.  He is too busy pretending to be cultured in The Louvre whilst all the time he is wondering if he can buy some new Hi-Tecs in Paris.

How's this;

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You may well be ancient, Julius
But I am still fond of you.

Derivative, but charming.

est lubrifiant vraiment une odeur pénible?

Poor effort Tino.

And there's another country, I've heard of long ago
Juuuuuuuuuuuulius came later by a millennium or so
We may not see her armies, we may not see her king
but the lord gave it Julius to add a little bling
and week by week and silently her shining bounds will increase
until Julius' social queuings at the post off-ice cease

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh!t on here today.

Je me demande si Galted fait à travers l'océan en toute sécurité?

Je suis toujours dans Blighty, je voyage plus tard aujourd'hui.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh!t on here today.

Je me demande si Galted fait à travers l'océan en toute sécurité?

Il a probablement été dégouté par un agent de passeport pour avoir de la merde chaussures

Vas te faire encule, Tino.

So was Tina not Bob Crow then? I spend one day with TSMR and everything I hold dear round here is torn from under me.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh!t on here today.

Je me demande si Galted fait à travers l'océan en toute sécurité?

Je suis toujours dans Blighty, je voyage plus tard aujourd'hui.

Recherchez la femme de seanmichaels, nous avons besoin de savoir ce grave péché qu'elle a commis que lui a causé de se contenter d'un homme qui loue son bum aux écoles d'embarquement.

I think Galted will get on fine in France, providing he has worn the appropriate clothing.

Recent 606v2 evidence suggests that the cheese eating surrender monkeys have astonishingly appalling taste in coats so as long as Gayted has worn a dull, yet practical, jacket he will look to the manor born, mincing round Paris.

Rowley wrote:So was Tina not Bob Crow then? I spend one day with TSMR and everything I hold dear round here is torn from under me.

No Jeffrey, I'm not.  

I am still alive so turn that frown upside down, old boy.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I think Galted will get on fine in France, providing he has worn the appropriate clothing.  

Recent 606v2 evidence suggests that the cheese eating surrender monkeys have astonishingly appalling taste in coats so as long as Gayted has worn a dull, yet practical, jacket he will look to the manor born, mincing round Paris.

To fit in with the French you need tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket and oversized headphones that make you look like Princess Leia.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh!t on here today.

Je me demande si Galted fait à travers l'océan en toute sécurité?

Je suis toujours dans Blighty, je voyage plus tard aujourd'hui.

Recherchez la femme de seanmichaels, nous avons besoin de savoir ce grave péché qu'elle a commis que lui a causé de se contenter d'un homme qui loue son bum aux écoles d'embarquement.

Vous etes un sac de merde Shah.

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh!t on here today.

Je me demande si Galted fait à travers l'océan en toute sécurité?

Je suis toujours dans Blighty, je voyage plus tard aujourd'hui.

Recherchez la femme de seanmichaels, nous avons besoin de savoir ce grave péché qu'elle a commis que lui a causé de se contenter d'un homme qui loue son bum aux écoles d'embarquement.

Vous etes un sac de merde Shah.

Et vous êtes un Ballbag ... pour un autre mans boules

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Only if he's also wearing a pukka pie bandana

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

Just found out Mrs Superfly has to go to a work do tonight (although suspect she may be having an affair given the late notice) so I'm free (once little miss superfly has gone to bed) to mark the arrival of little windows number 47 by sitting in a darkened room drinking Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and falling asleep in my reclining chair at 10:15.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

That is a sweet thing to do seany. How lovely of you. Please drink sensibly though and don't drive or operate dangerous machinery whilst under the influence.

In answer to your question, no I haven't, but I have managed to make a great move for half term next the week after next. My sister-in-law is coming to stay and bringing her eldest who is the same age as my eldest (the headbutter) and her 6 month old. Rather than clutter up the place, I am taking the twins and the forgotten child to Spain for the week whilst leaving the headbutting idiot and the baby at home. A mate is coming and bringing his daughter so we will spend a week in some decent weather drinking copious amounts of vino whilst pretending to watch the children.

Result.

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

Just found out Mrs Superfly has to go to a work do tonight (although suspect she may be having an affair given the late notice) so I'm free (once little miss superfly has gone to bed) to mark the arrival of little windows number 47 by sitting in a darkened room drinking Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and falling asleep in my reclining chair at 10:15.  

So only difference to the usual fare is using Tinos child as a scapegoat

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

That is a sweet thing to do seany.  How lovely of you.  Please drink sensibly though and don't drive or operate dangerous machinery whilst under the influence.

In answer to your question, no I haven't, but I have managed to make a great move for half term next the week after next.  My sister-in-law is coming to stay and bringing her eldest who is the same age as my eldest (the headbutter) and her 6 month old.  Rather than clutter up the place, I am taking the twins and the forgotten child to Spain for the week whilst leaving the headbutting idiot and the baby at home.  A mate is coming and bringing his daughter so we will spend a week in some decent weather drinking copious amounts of vino whilst pretending to watch the children.

Result.

Sounds smashing.

I am really just doing a superfly and drinking alone as I can't be arsed to go out. Early start needed on Saturday to make the house spotless for her highness's return.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

That is a sweet thing to do seany.  How lovely of you.  Please drink sensibly though and don't drive or operate dangerous machinery whilst under the influence.

In answer to your question, no I haven't, but I have managed to make a great move for half term next the week after next.  My sister-in-law is coming to stay and bringing her eldest who is the same age as my eldest (the headbutter) and her 6 month old.  Rather than clutter up the place, I am taking the twins and the forgotten child to Spain for the week whilst leaving the headbutting idiot and the baby at home.  A mate is coming and bringing his daughter so we will spend a week in some decent weather drinking copious amounts of vino whilst pretending to watch the children.

Result.

Sounds smashing.

I am really just doing a superfly and drinking alone as I can't be arsed to go out. Early start needed on Saturday to make the house spotless for her highness's return.

 
Am glad that "doing a Superfly" has become a term associated with drinking alone rather than a term associated with doing a sh*t on a public pavement.

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

That is a sweet thing to do seany.  How lovely of you.  Please drink sensibly though and don't drive or operate dangerous machinery whilst under the influence.

In answer to your question, no I haven't, but I have managed to make a great move for half term next the week after next.  My sister-in-law is coming to stay and bringing her eldest who is the same age as my eldest (the headbutter) and her 6 month old.  Rather than clutter up the place, I am taking the twins and the forgotten child to Spain for the week whilst leaving the headbutting idiot and the baby at home.  A mate is coming and bringing his daughter so we will spend a week in some decent weather drinking copious amounts of vino whilst pretending to watch the children.

Result.

Sounds smashing.

I am really just doing a superfly and drinking alone as I can't be arsed to go out. Early start needed on Saturday to make the house spotless for her highness's return.

 
Am glad that "doing a Superfly" has become a term associated with drinking alone rather than a term associated with doing a sh*t on a public pavement.

I thought it was a term for copulating with a freeakishly large bluebottle

ShahenshahG wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

That is a sweet thing to do seany.  How lovely of you.  Please drink sensibly though and don't drive or operate dangerous machinery whilst under the influence.

In answer to your question, no I haven't, but I have managed to make a great move for half term next the week after next.  My sister-in-law is coming to stay and bringing her eldest who is the same age as my eldest (the headbutter) and her 6 month old.  Rather than clutter up the place, I am taking the twins and the forgotten child to Spain for the week whilst leaving the headbutting idiot and the baby at home.  A mate is coming and bringing his daughter so we will spend a week in some decent weather drinking copious amounts of vino whilst pretending to watch the children.

Result.

Sounds smashing.

I am really just doing a superfly and drinking alone as I can't be arsed to go out. Early start needed on Saturday to make the house spotless for her highness's return.

 
Am glad that "doing a Superfly" has become a term associated with drinking alone rather than a term associated with doing a sh*t on a public pavement.

I thought it was a term for copulating with a freeakishly large bluebottle

Only in India, or is it Pakistan - aww hell, only in Luton.

superflyweight wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:tight jeans, reebok pumps, an orange puffa jacket

Jeff's usual Saturday night clobber then.

Have you whetted the baby's head yet? I'm going to dispatch some oranjieboom tonight in honour of your 47th child.

That is a sweet thing to do seany.  How lovely of you.  Please drink sensibly though and don't drive or operate dangerous machinery whilst under the influence.

In answer to your question, no I haven't, but I have managed to make a great move for half term next the week after next.  My sister-in-law is coming to stay and bringing her eldest who is the same age as my eldest (the headbutter) and her 6 month old.  Rather than clutter up the place, I am taking the twins and the forgotten child to Spain for the week whilst leaving the headbutting idiot and the baby at home.  A mate is coming and bringing his daughter so we will spend a week in some decent weather drinking copious amounts of vino whilst pretending to watch the children.

Result.

Sounds smashing.

I am really just doing a superfly and drinking alone as I can't be arsed to go out. Early start needed on Saturday to make the house spotless for her highness's return.

 
Am glad that "doing a Superfly" has become a term associated with drinking alone rather than a term associated with doing a sh*t on a public pavement.

I thought it was a term for copulating with a freeakishly large bluebottle

Only in India, or is it Pakistan - aww hell, only in Luton.  

I invited you to my ancestral home for just a week to view the wondrous natural beauty that is kashmir and you just couldn't go a week without shagging an insect. Is there anything you won't do to spite tino

Nothing whatsoever.

ShahenshahG wrote:
I invited you to my ancestral home for just a week to view the wondrous natural beauty that is kashmir and you just couldn't go a week without shagging an insect. Is there anything you won't do to spite tino

He wouldn't spite me. Me and 'fly are very similar. Both have Scottish blood, both the same age and both enormously funny and respected across the 606v2 family.

Obviously I am considerably better looking and intelligent but we shouldn't hold that against him.

9300.

In your face.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:
I invited you to my ancestral home for just a week to view the wondrous natural beauty that is kashmir and you just couldn't go a week without shagging an insect. Is there anything you won't do to spite tino

He wouldn't spite me.  Me and 'fly are very similar.  Both have Scottish blood, both the same age and both enormously funny and respected across the 606v2 family.

Obviously I am considerably better looking and intelligent but we shouldn't hold that against him.

Aye, you are the sarah millican to his katie hopkins.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:9300.

In your face.

I can only fit about 6500 in my face. You'll have to do something else with the other 2800.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:
I invited you to my ancestral home for just a week to view the wondrous natural beauty that is kashmir and you just couldn't go a week without shagging an insect. Is there anything you won't do to spite tino

He wouldn't spite me.  Me and 'fly are very similar.  Both have Scottish blood, both the same age and both enormously funny and respected across the 606v2 family.

Obviously I am considerably better looking and intelligent but we shouldn't hold that against him.

Aye, you are the sarah millican to his katie hopkins.

I'd take that. She is a witch, that Hopkins woman.

Wouldn't mind pitching my balls in her corridor of uncertainty...

Spoiler:

seanmichaels wrote:Wouldn't mind pitching my balls in her corridor of uncertainty...

Spoiler:

Aye you could make a conga line

Gentlemen.

Union Cane wrote:Gentlemen.

Flipping heck, I thought you were dead.

Welcome back.

You seem familiar, we used to have a guy called onion chain but we had to ban him for being racist to galted.

Thanks Tino, nice badge. They're handing them out like sweets now then?

I've not been dead, just busy. Dead busy in fact. But not dead.

Just had a quick rummage and this seems to be the thread where it is all at, have I missed much?

Union Cane wrote:Thanks Tino, nice badge. They're handing them out like sweets now then?

I've not been dead, just busy. Dead busy in fact. But not dead.

Just had a quick rummage and this seems to be the thread where it is all at, have I missed much?

Yep, I went from Mod to Manager in the space of a day. Adam is being a bit precious about giving me a Founder badge.

This thread is the shizzle. Do you want to talk about arthropods? This is the place to do it.

How is the weight? Keeping it off?

Union Cane wrote:Thanks Tino, nice badge. They're handing them out like sweets now then?

I've not been dead, just busy. Dead busy in fact. But not dead.

Just had a quick rummage and this seems to be the thread where it is all at, have I missed much?

Not much. Turns out Galted is Ray Mears and Tino is Bob Crow. They're not dead either.

Union Cane wrote: have I missed much?

Tina got KTFO by his 7 year old

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote: have I missed much?

Tina got KTFO by his 7 year old

For f*cks sake michaels. He is older than 7.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote: have I missed much?

Tina got KTFO by his 7 year old

For f*cks sake michaels.  He is older than 7.

7 years and 1 day*

The weight is falling off, I'm a cruiserweight at the moment. Aiming for light-heavyweight but that might be a bridge too far. Big bones and all that...

Had a quick skim through this thread last night whilst on the pan, had a couple of chuckles and a guffaw, thought I'd stick me nose round the door and see what's what.

Union Cane wrote:The weight is falling off, I'm a cruiserweight at the moment.

So it isn't falling off at all then as you were a cruiserweight when you were last posting. Basically you were a bit of a bloater and you still are. Could be worse, you could be TopHat.

Did you ever catch up with the Kia Picanto chap?

Oh. Must have been away longer than I thought. I ballooned up to 15st 7 at one point. Dreadful, terrible days. Trouser buttons popping off all over the place.

Anyway, no, never caught up with him, and I now live 200 miles away from where that incident played out so I am unlikely to see him again.

Union Cane wrote:Oh. Must have been away longer than I thought. I ballooned up to 15st 7 at one point. Dreadful, terrible days. Trouser buttons popping off all over the place.

Anyway, no, never caught up with him, and I now live 200 miles away from where that incident played out so I am unlikely to see him again.

TopHat dreams of 15 st 7. He was 9 years old the last time he weighed that.

You're in Suffolk aren't you? Weird folk round there, you must stick out like a sore thumb.....

Union Cane wrote:Oh. Must have been away longer than I thought. I ballooned up to 15st 7 at one point. Dreadful, terrible days. Trouser buttons popping off all over the place.

Anyway, no, never caught up with him, and I now live 200 miles away from where that incident played out so I am unlikely to see him again.

Have you moved south?

Yep I'm in Suffolk now, there are some real oddballs round here. Very strange. Although I seem to fit in quite well for some reason.

Adam D is a legend.

I love him.

Union Cane wrote:Yep I'm in Suffolk now, there are some real oddballs round here. Very strange. Although I seem to fit in quite well for some reason.

Well I'm glad you're back.

You'll fit in well on here, some strange sh*t goes down on round 6.

I'm strangely touched.

And may I be first to congratulate you on having retrospectively founded the site.

Thanks.

How is TIMC?