The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:56 pm

First topic message reminder :

That was the 990 post...

Is it a fitting replacement for a pubic triangle?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:54 pm

Whip yourself up a Bobotie.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:54 pm

Galted wrote:

Idiot.

It's the badges thing, isn't it?

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:55 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Idiot.

It's the badges thing, isn't it?

F*ck you, Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:57 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Idiot.

It's the badges thing, isn't it?

F*ck you, Tino.

Call me?

by kingraf Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:59 pm

Unfortunately, Sean, I didn't bring my pot with me - which renders a bobotie impossible

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Idiot.

It's the badges thing, isn't it?

F*ck you, Tino.

Call me?

Are you going to say anything this time or put me on speakerphone again so the whole Kitchen Cabinets and Worktops department can hear?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:12 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Idiot.

It's the badges thing, isn't it?

F*ck you, Tino.

Call me?

Are you going to say anything this time or put me on speakerphone again so the whole Kitchen Cabinets and Worktops department can hear?

I'm going to move into the decorating department as I know how aroused you get by matt emulsion.

Honestly though, stirring the paint with it? It's disgusting.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Idiot.

It's the badges thing, isn't it?

F*ck you, Tino.

Call me?

Are you going to say anything this time or put me on speakerphone again so the whole Kitchen Cabinets and Worktops department can hear?

I'm going to move into the decorating department as I know how aroused you get by matt emulsion.

Honestly though, stirring the paint with it? It's disgusting.

Yes, let's gloss over that.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:23 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Idiot.

It's the badges thing, isn't it?

F*ck you, Tino.

Call me?

Are you going to say anything this time or put me on speakerphone again so the whole Kitchen Cabinets and Worktops department can hear?

I'm going to move into the decorating department as I know how aroused you get by matt emulsion.

Honestly though, stirring the paint with it? It's disgusting.

Yes, let's gloss over that.

Indeed, we don't need to plaster this thread with filth.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:25 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

Idiot.

It's the badges thing, isn't it?

F*ck you, Tino.

Call me?

Are you going to say anything this time or put me on speakerphone again so the whole Kitchen Cabinets and Worktops department can hear?

I'm going to move into the decorating department as I know how aroused you get by matt emulsion.

Honestly though, stirring the paint with it? It's disgusting.

Yes, let's gloss over that.

Indeed, we don't need to plaster this thread with filth.

We'd just be papering over the cracks, though.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:26 pm

So dagless is the winner.

clap

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:27 pm

Yeah - even though he thought it was the post above his. Now the opener is a post that asks if a different post would be a good opener. We are so post-modern!

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:28 pm

Slightly uninspiring though Galted...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:29 pm

At least the pubic triangle is still mentioned.

I love you Rick.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:30 pm

I'm covering up my gut-wrenching disappointment at not being first post with a flurry of applause and nauseating display of sportsmanship. clap

Well done, dagless, you deserved it. clap

Bravo.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:30 pm

Tino wrote:I love you Rick

Call me...

Go pubes!! wonder if we could engineer pubes into each thread split...

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:31 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Slightly uninspiring though Galted...

It's like winning a world cup, do you really give a toss about the style with which you did it or the fact that your name's on the trophy?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:32 pm

Galted wrote:Well done, dagless, you deserved it.

I wan't to thank you guys for giving me the opportunity, I want to thank my Mom and Dad for all the support, and i want to thank Jesus, for no real discernible reason, thanks big guy...

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:33 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:I love you Rick

Call me...

Go pubes!! wonder if we could engineer pubes into each thread split...

We could if we post about anything we want and then always add the word at the end for no other reason.

Pubes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:34 pm

Julius wrote:We could if we post about anything we want and then always add the word at the end for no other reason.

Pubes.

Great idea Julius, could work as a sign off of culture...

Pubes

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:I love you Rick

Call me...

Go pubes!! wonder if we could engineer pubes into each thread split...

We could if we post about anything we want and then always add the word at the end for no other reason.

Pubes.

Let's use the word "çuntfroth" instead.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:40 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:I love you Rick

Call me...

Go pubes!! wonder if we could engineer pubes into each thread split...

We could if we post about anything we want and then always add the word at the end for no other reason.

Pubes.

Let's use the word "çuntfroth" instead.

No, because I can't be bothered cutting/pasting the cedilla 'c' all the time.

Pubes.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:42 pm

"Cedilla" is a monumentally pleasing word.

Pubes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:51 pm

sean wrote:A bit like Cilla's. Pubes

The burning bush?

Pubes.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:53 pm

I'm already getting bored of ending every post with pubes.

by Rowley Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:59 pm

Galted wrote:I'm already getting bored of ending every post with pubes.

I had no intention of ever doing it. Was preemptively bored with the idea before I ever started.

by Rowley Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:04 pm

I plan to delete some of your comments to ensure your 5000th is something completely underwhelming.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:07 pm

You did that to me as well.

I think you have some issues.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:09 pm

Rowley wrote:I plan to delete some of your comments to ensure your 5000th is something completely underwhelming.

I envisage you as that miserable bloke off of 'On the buses'

Spoiler:

by Rowley Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You did that to me as well.

I think you have some issues.

Don't worry Tina, I now only delete posts of yours that are witty or insightful. It has been a while.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:16 pm

Cretin.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:20 pm

One of my primary school teachers once called me a "cretin", I didn't know whether it was a compliment or not. I was quite disappointed when I got home and looked it up in the dictionary.

by kingraf Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:31 pm

my primary school teachers didn't believe in insults, didn't believe in spankings either. It was all about pure unadulterated beatings.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:37 pm

Galted wrote:One of my primary school teachers once called me a "cretin", I didn't know whether it was a compliment or not. I was quite disappointed when I got home and looked it up in the dictionary.

The same dictionary you used to look up "vituperative"?

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:41 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:One of my primary school teachers once called me a "cretin", I didn't know whether it was a compliment or not. I was quite disappointed when I got home and looked it up in the dictionary.

The same dictionary you used to look up "vituperative"?

Nope, used the internetwork to look up "vituperative". Back in my schooldays we had to rely on the Concise Oxford Dictionary to look up words such as "cretin".

by **seanmichaels** Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:00 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:One of my primary school teachers once called me a "cretin", I didn't know whether it was a compliment or not. I was quite disappointed when I got home and looked it up in the dictionary.

The same dictionary you used to look up "vituperative"?

Nope, used the internetwork to look up "vituperative". Back in my schooldays we had to rely on the Concise Oxford Dictionary to look up words such as "cretin" or "vagina".

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:04 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:One of my primary school teachers once called me a "cretin", I didn't know whether it was a compliment or not. I was quite disappointed when I got home and looked it up in the dictionary.

The same dictionary you used to look up "vituperative"?

Nope, used the internetwork to look up "vituperative". Back in my schooldays we had to rely on the Concise Oxford Dictionary to look up words such as "cretin" or "vagina".

Yep, discovering that "c*nt" was in there was as good as discovering porn.

by kingraf Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:21 pm

I've used vituperative four times today - feeling good...

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:24 pm

Quite a day for dagless, he gets the first post and his word gets used on a global scale.

Did you go for the chicken wrap in the end, kingraf?

by kingraf Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:41 pm

Went for both, and a cappuccino muffin. Kept me full till lunch, when I stole my 5'7 mate's nachos. Hopefully he'll understand when he gets back. If he doesn't, I'm 60lbs bigger than him and he has to live with it.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:44 pm

kingraf wrote:Went for both, and a cappuccino muffin. Kept me full till lunch, when I stole my 5'7 mate's nachos. Hopefully he'll understand when he gets back. If he doesn't, I'm 60lbs bigger than him and he has to live with it.

So that's why we have to give Tophat all of England's food - he's 60 lbs heavier than it?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:45 pm

Think I may pop to Morrisons. They do a sort of chicken bite thing with wedges for £2.50ish. They also sell crackling at the same counter. Quite fancy that although probably not great for my cholesterol...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:51 pm

kingraf wrote:Went for both, and a cappuccino muffin. Kept me full till lunch, when I stole my 5'7 mate's nachos. Hopefully he'll understand when he gets back. If he doesn't, I'm 60lbs bigger than him and he has to live with it.

Raf, I am coming to South Africa in June. Do you fancy meeting up? We can kick back with your homies, smoke some pot and bust a few moves to B.I.G?

I won't wear a green shirt, I promise.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:53 pm

Galted wrote:Quite a day for dagless, he gets the first post and his word gets used on a global scale.

It is all "Win" for me today, just had a cracking beef massaman curry for lunch also.

by kingraf Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:07 pm

It's all good Tino - Been actually working this year (Zero days off work vs nearly 500 last year), So Im looking to take a break in the next four months. The green shirt isn't a problem, in fact you'll fit in (I'm wearing a rather bright pink, and it's safe to say I'm not even the bravest in my circle of friends) - Only issue is your weight... We're proud Northern Joburgers who take pride in living up to stereotype of drinking pre workout shakes to go down a flight of stairs. Also, we don't get down to BIG... Tribal house, or Trance music is the sound of Northern Joburg...

Whereabout in the republic are you visiting mate? On the current exchange rate, you'll get high for years in Joburg

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:13 pm

kingraf wrote:It's all good Tino - Been actually working this year (Zero days off work vs nearly 500 last year), So Im looking to take a break in the next four months. The green shirt isn't a problem, in fact you'll fit in (I'm wearing a rather bright pink, and it's safe to say I'm not even the bravest in my circle of friends) - Only issue is your weight... We're proud Northern Joburgers who take pride in living up to stereotype of drinking pre workout shakes to go down a flight of stairs. Also, we don't get down to BIG... Tribal house, or Trance music is the sound of Northern Joburg...

Whereabout in the republic are you visiting mate? On the current exchange rate, you'll get high for years in Joburg

Steady on, I'm not TopHat! I might not weigh what I did when I was 18 but I don't make a beeping sound when I walk backwards like him.

I'm coming to P.E.

I don't have any tribal house but I could bring my 2 Unlimited cassette.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:It's all good Tino - Been actually working this year (Zero days off work vs nearly 500 last year), So Im looking to take a break in the next four months. The green shirt isn't a problem, in fact you'll fit in (I'm wearing a rather bright pink, and it's safe to say I'm not even the bravest in my circle of friends) - Only issue is your weight... We're proud Northern Joburgers who take pride in living up to stereotype of drinking pre workout shakes to go down a flight of stairs. Also, we don't get down to BIG... Tribal house, or Trance music is the sound of Northern Joburg...

Whereabout in the republic are you visiting mate? On the current exchange rate, you'll get high for years in Joburg

Steady on, I'm not TopHat! I might not weigh what I did when I was 18 but I don't make a beeping sound when I walk backwards like him.

I'm coming to P.E.

I don't have any tribal house but I could bring my 2 Unlimited cassette.

I think Rowley finally has his first chance to delete your post.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:It's all good Tino - Been actually working this year (Zero days off work vs nearly 500 last year), So Im looking to take a break in the next four months. The green shirt isn't a problem, in fact you'll fit in (I'm wearing a rather bright pink, and it's safe to say I'm not even the bravest in my circle of friends) - Only issue is your weight... We're proud Northern Joburgers who take pride in living up to stereotype of drinking pre workout shakes to go down a flight of stairs. Also, we don't get down to BIG... Tribal house, or Trance music is the sound of Northern Joburg...

Whereabout in the republic are you visiting mate? On the current exchange rate, you'll get high for years in Joburg

Steady on, I'm not TopHat! I might not weigh what I did when I was 18 but I don't make a beeping sound when I walk backwards like him.

I'm coming to P.E.

I don't have any tribal house but I could bring my 2 Unlimited cassette.

You're going to P.E. not coming to P.E.

I came to the aquarium and snake park in P.E. decades ago. They were jolly nice.

by kingraf Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:25 pm

Aah PE - Fantastic little corner of heaven. Went there about five months ago - and proceeded to get what Katt Williams calls, "Hihihihihigh"... I smoked a J, and thought I was cool - looked at my watch twas 9:05, I ate some meat, got myself a beer, went to the bathroom, got a second beer, and it was 9:06 - I got so excited thinking I'd proven that time was not in fact linear, but unfortunately the weed was to strong, and before I could jot it down... I found myself on the floor, and spent the next four hours trying to will myself up from the floor. And of course, under PE weed time/space - those four hours felt like five days. Don't smoke PE weed!

What's a cassette?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:25 pm

Galted wrote:

You're going to P.E. not coming to P.E.

Why don't you f*ck off, you cretin.

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