Predictions all in one damn place

You've got your top 4 thread, your bottom three thread, your top divisions threads, but I want some real predictions all together.

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Champions
2nd, 3rd, 4th
Bottom Three
Best Signing
Worst Signing
Top Goalscorer
Player of the year
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance)
Young Player
Best keeper
Tightest Defence
Team to score most goals
Most Entertaining side
First Sacking
Which Managers will leave their clubs
FA Cup Winners
League Cup Winners
Most Boring Side
Most Disappointing Player of the year
Most Tedious Personality of the Season


Dig in to that you bunch of f****** f**** in the c*** f*** ballsacks

Champions City
2nd, 3rd, 4th Chelsea Arsenal Man Utd
Bottom Three Leicester Villa West Brom
Best Signing Sanchez
Worst Signing Still Andy Carroll
Top Goalscorer RVP
Player of the year RVP
Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance) Patrick Bamford
Young Player Ross Barkley
Best keeper Courtois
Tightest Defence City
Team to score most goals City
Most Entertaining side City
First Sacking Pearson
Which Managers will leave their clubs Pearson, Allardyce, Lambert, Pardew, Irvine
FA Cup Winners Chelsea
League Cup Winners Who cares
Most Boring Side Leicester
Worst Player of the year Andy Carroll
Most Tedious Personality of the Season Anyone who used to play for Liverpool on the bbc.

Champions: Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th: City, Arsenal, United
Bottom Three: Burnley, Villa, Sunderland
Best Signing: Ander Herrera
Worst Signing: Senderos
Top Goalscorer: Rooney
Player of the year: Eden Hazard
Unexpected Breakthrough player: Mame Biram Diouf
Young Player: Luke Shaw
Best keeper: De Gea
Tightest Defence: Chelsea
Team to score most goals: Man City
Most Entertaining side: Arsenal
First Sacking: Paul Lambert
Which Managers will leave their clubs: Lambert, Irvine, Poyet, Allardyce
FA Cup Winners: Liverpool
League Cup Winners: Man United
Most Boring Side: WBA
Most Disappointing Player of the year: Jack Wilshere
Most Tedious Personality of the Season: Brendan Rodgers

Champions: Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th: City, United, Arsenal
Bottom Three: Burnley, Villa, Leicester
Best Signing: Lukaku
Worst Signing: Ulloa
Top Goalscorer: Aguero
Player of the year: Eden Hazard
Unexpected Breakthrough player: Can't think of anyone right now but depending totally on injuries and luck Patrick Bamford
Young Player: Aaron Ramsey or Lukaku
Best keeper: De Gea
Tightest Defence: Chelsea
Team to score most goals: Man City
Most Entertaining side: Man City
First Sacking: Irvine
Which Managers will leave their clubs: Irvine, Poyet, Lambert, Koeman
FA Cup Winners: Everton (Chelsea if we don't win the league)
League Cup Winners: Man United
Most Boring Side: West Ham
Most Disappointing Player of the year: Lallana
Most Tedious Personality of the Season: Redknapp or Rodgers

Champions - Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th - Citeh, Arsenal, Man U
Bottom Three - QPR, Villa, Burnley
Best Signing - Cesc Fabregas
Worst Signing -Senderos
Top Goalscorer - Daniel Sturridge
Player of the year - Aaron Ramsey
Unexpected Breakthrough player - Mame Diouf
Young Player - Ross Barkley
Best keeper -Courtois
Tightest Defence - Chelsea
Team to score most goals - Man City
Most Entertaining side - Arsenal
First Sacking - Fat Sam
Which Managers will leave their clubs - Allardyce, Lambert, Pearson,
FA Cup Winners - Arsenal
League Cup Winners - Liverpool
Most Boring Side - Crystal Palace
Most Disappointing Player of the year - Morgan Schneiderlin
Most Tedious Personality of the Season - Mourinho

Champions: Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th: City, Man U, Arsenal
Bottom Three: Burnley, Villa, Leicester
Best Signing: Diego Costa
Worst Signing: Matthew Upson
Top Goalscorer: Diego Costa
Player of the year: Eden Hazard
Unexpected Breakthrough player: Rolando Aarons
Young Player: Ross Barkley
Best keeper: Courtois
Tightest Defence: Chelsea
Team to score most goals: Man City
Most Entertaining side: Newcastle United
First Sacking: Paul Lambert
Which Managers will leave their clubs: Lambert, Pearson, Allardyce
FA Cup Winners: Manchester United
League Cup Winners: Manchester City
Most Boring Side: WBA
Most Disappointing Player of the year: Alexis Sanchez
Most Tedious Personality of the Season: Brendan Rodgers

tut tut. All you thinking Villa will go down 

will do mine later.

Champions - Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th - City, Arsenal, United
Bottom Three - Hull, Leicester, Burnley
Best Signing - Cesc Fabregas
Worst Signing - Adam Lallana
Top Goalscorer - Sergio Aguero
Player of the year - Eden Hazard
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance) - Fabio Borini (sooooo hot)
Young Player - Luke Shaw
Best keeper - Joe Hart
Tightest Defence - Chelsea (featuring the rightful England captain)
Team to score most goals - Manchester City
Most Entertaining side - Liverpool
First Sacking - Alan Pardew
Which Managers will leave their clubs - Lambert, Poyet, Big Sam, Redknapp
FA Cup Winners - Manchester United
League Cup Winners - Manchester City
Most Boring Side - Hull
Most Disappointing Player of the year - Aaron Ramsey
Most Tedious Personality of the Season - Arsene Wenger

Champions - Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th - Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool
Bottom Three - Hull, Burnley and Leicester
Best Signing - Alexis Sanchez
Worst Signing - /
Top Goalscorer - Robin Van Persie (RVP)
Player of the year - Mezut Ozil
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance) - Jordan Ibe (Liverpool)
Young Player - Raheem Sterling
Best keeper - David de Gea
Tightest Defence - Chelsea
Team to score most goals - Arsenal
Most Entertaining side - Liverpool (Y)
First Sacking - Steve Bruce
Which Managers will leave their clubs - Paul Lambert
FA Cup Winners - Man City
League Cup Winners - Liverpool
Most Boring Side - Hull
Most Disappointing Player of the year - Yaya Toure
Most Tedious Personality of the Season - Manuel Pellegrini

champions, city
2nd, 3rd, 4th, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd
bottom 3, Swansea, WBA, Burnley
Best signing, Fabregas
worst signing, Ideye Brown
top goalscorer, RVP
player of the year, aguero
unexpected breakthrough player, tom ince
young player, ross barclay
best keeper, tim howard
tightest defence, city
team to score most goals, city
most entertaining side, everton
first sacking, irvine
managers to leave their club, koeman
fa cup winners, everton
league cup, newcastle
most boring side, hmm, could well be us.
most disappointing player, rooney
most tedious personality of the season, redknapp.

Olly wrote:
Bottom Three - Hull, QPR and Newcastle

reduce your font size & rethink your bottom three. Newcastle.....what are you thinking?  

I like your thinking, Olly, but I believe C_S has been banned...again!

I like the mods attitude with Socialist... keep him just long enough to have a topic of the week, and then bin him.

Well the bamford for breakout player bus halts to a stop as he's loaned to boro

Link?

Not on Chelsea site or BBC. No mention on twitter. All I've seen is rumours.

Karanka all but confirmed it in his press conference post cup game

Champions - Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th - City, Arsenal, United
Bottom Three - Burnley, Villa, Leicester
Best Signing - Fabregas
Worst Signing - Upson
Top Goalscorer - Aguero
Player of the year - Fabregas
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance) - Lamela
Young Player - Callum Chambers
Best keeper - De Gea
Tightest Defence - Chelsea
Team to score most goals - City
Most Entertaining side - City
First Sacking - Pearson
Which Managers will leave their clubs - Pearson, Allardyce, Redknapp, Lambert, Irvine
FA Cup Winners - City
League Cup Winners - Everton
Most Boring Side - West Brom
Most Disappointing Player of the year - Lallana
Most Tedious Personality of the Season - Brendon Rogers

Champions: Man City
2nd, 3rd, 4th: Chelsea, Man Utd, arsenal
Bottom Three: Burnley, West Brom, Swansea
Best Signing: Herrera
Worst Signing: fabio borini
Top Goalscorer: Wayne Rooney
Player of the year: David Silva
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance): Frazier Campbell
Young Player: Chambers
Best keeper: De Gea
Tightest Defence: Chelsea
Team to score most goals: Arsenal
Most Entertaining side: Chelsea
First Sacking: Paul Lambert
Which Managers will leave their clubs: lambert, Alladyce, monk
FA Cup Winners: man Utd
League Cup Winners: man Utd
Most Boring Side: west brom
Most Disappointing Player of the year: theo Walcott
Most Tedious Personality of the Season: Steve Bruce

A bit much isn't it? Also, I've never seen so many predictors really, only the main one's. A lot of these don't really matter for much. But I'll still but my verdict in.

Champions: Chelsea
Champions League: Liverpool, Man City, Arsenal
Relegation: Burnley, QPR, Leicester
Best Signing: Diego Costa
Worst Signing: Ideye Brown
Top Goalscorer: Diego Costa
Player of the Year: Yaya Toure
Breakthrough Player: Paul Gallagher
Young Player: Raheem Sterling
Best Keeper: Wojciech Szczesny
Tightest Defence: Chelsea
Most Goals: Man United
Entertaining side: Liverpool
First Sacking: Sam Allardyce
Leaving Managers: Alan Pardew
FA Cup: Man City
League Cup: Liverpool
Boring Side: Chelsea
Disappointing player: Daniel Sturridge
Tedious Personality: Who cares!?!?!

Almost like its just a bit of fun.

No doubt forgotten by the end of the season.

Breakthrough player - Paul Gallagher   

Your a crack up FL

Champions - Chavski
2nd, 3rd, 4th - Le Arse/Citeh/Everton
Bottom Three - Villa/Leicester/Sunderland
Best Signing - Bafetimbi Gomis/Cesc Fabregas
Worst Signing - Leandro Ulloa
Top Goalscorer - Sergio Aguero
Player of the year - Alexis Sanchez
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance) - Erik Lamela
Young Player - John Stones
Best keeper - Fraser Forster
Tightest Defence - Chelsea
Team to score most goals - Man City
Most Entertaining side - Burnley due to goals in their net
First Sacking - Leicester with Nigel Pearson
Which Managers will leave their clubs, Fat Sam,Pardew & Monk at Swansea
FA Cup Winners - United
League Cup Winners - Crystal Palace (can't see anyone taking it that seriously this year)
Most Boring Side - Chelsea
Most Disappointing Player of the year - Wilfried Zaha
Most Tedious Personality of the Season - Ent - forum wise   ,Michael Owen - commentary wise,Steven Gerrard - player wise

I made a few more categories for you Dolph   

I'm baffled somewhat that FL predicts Man United to score more goals than anybody but finish outside the top four.

I suspect because he thinks your defense is Poopie

Champions: Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th: City, Arsenal, United
Bottom Three: Hull, Burnley, Villa
Best Signing: Tadic or Cabella
Worst Signing: Senderos. Worst value for money will be Long though
Top Goalscorer: Rooney
Player of the year: Ozil
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance): Lamela
Young Player: Markovic
Best keeper: Courtois
Tightest Defence: Chelsea
Team to score most goals: Arsenal
Most Entertaining side: Arsenal
First Sacking: Big Sam
Which Managers will leave their clubs: Big Sam, Alan Irvine, Pardew, Pearson, Dyche
FA Cup Winners: Man United
League Cup Winners: Arsenal
Most Boring Side: Burnley
Most Disappointing Player of the year: Rio Ferdinand
Most Tedious Personality of the Season: Shearer

Champions - Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th - Arsenal, Manchester City, Liverpool
Bottom Three Southampton, Burnley, Leicester
Best Signing - Cesc Fabregas
Worst Signing - Ulloa
Top Goalscorer - Daniel Sturridge
Player of the year - Cesc Fabregas
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance) - Jordan Henderson
Young Player - John Stones
Best keeper - Courtois
Tightest Defence - Chelsea
Team to score most goals - Arsenal
Most Entertaining side - Arsenal
First Sacking - Paul Lambert
Which Managers will leave their clubs - Paul Lambert, Ronald Koeman, Alan Irvine, Neil Pearson, Harry Redknapp, Sam Allardyce
FA Cup Winners - Manchester City
League Cup Winners - Manchester United
Most Boring Side - Chelsea
Most Disappointing Player of the year - Diego Costa
Most Tedious Personality of the Season - Jose Mourinho

Champions - Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th - Manchester City, Manchester united, arsenal
Bottom Three Villa, Burnley, WBA
Best Signing - Herrera
Worst Signing - Ulloa
Top Goalscorer - Daniel Sturridge
Player of the year - Aguero
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance) - ward-prowse
Young Player - januzaj
Best keeper - de gea
Tightest Defence - Chelsea
Team to score most goals - man city
Most Entertaining side - liverpool
First Sacking - sam alladyce
Which Managers will leave their clubs - Paul Lambert, Alan Irvine, Neil Pearson, Sam Allardyce, gary monk
FA Cup Winners - Manchester City
League Cup Winners - Manchester United
Most Boring Side - Chelsea
Most Disappointing Player of the year - andy carroll (keep hearing he's a good player after all, doubt we'll see him)
Most Tedious Personality of the Season - Jose Mourinho

Surprised so many predicting Sturridge for top scorer. He's not a natural finisher in my opinion & couldn't hit a barn door at the WC. Just because Luis has gone, I don't see DS suddenly stepping up & reaching 30 goals.

Do agree on United for a domestic cup, strongest side without hassle of Europe, should see them wrap a cup up, probably the league cup.

John wrote:Surprised so many predicting Sturridge for top scorer. He's not a natural finisher in my opinion & couldn't hit a barn door at the WC. Just because Luis has gone, I don't see DS suddenly stepping up & reaching 30 goals.

Do agree on United for a domestic cup, strongest side without hassle of Europe, should see them wrap a cup up, probably the league cup.

I mostly agree with negative John, for once!

John wrote:Surprised so many predicting Sturridge for top scorer. He's not a natural finisher in my opinion & couldn't hit a barn door at the WC. Just because Luis has gone, I don't see DS suddenly stepping up & reaching 30 goals.

Do agree on United for a domestic cup, strongest side without hassle of Europe, should see them wrap a cup up, probably the league cup.

aguero would be my first choice but he's so injury prone, add that a lot of the other tops clubs will be rotating there strikers (city, arsenal and chelsea i would imagine and rvp wont do a full season). sturridge has a whole team geared around him and if injury free will play pretty much every game i would imagine. rooney could be the other choice in that regards

Went with Sturridge for the same reason. I expect Diego Costa to struggle, Aguero and RVP to be injured a lot. Other than Rooney doesn't leave a lot of competition. He was second last year remember.

Good calls on Lamela being breakthrough, could see him becoming the player he promised now hes had a year of turmoil and has an Argentine coach to mentor him.

Champions: Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th: City, Arsenal, Utd
Bottom Three: Burnley, Swansea, WBA
Best Signing: William Carvalho
Worst Signing: Luke Shaw
Top Goalscorer: Diego Costa
Player of the year: Juan Mata
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance): Phil Jones
Young Player: Reece James
Best keeper: DDG
Tightest Defence: Chelsea
Team to score most goals: City
Most Entertaining side: Utd
First Sacking: WBA
Which Managers will leave their clubs: QPR, Villa, WBA, West Ham, Swansea, Newcastle
FA Cup Winners: Man Utd
League Cup Winners: Southampton
Most Boring Side: West Ham
Most Disappointing Player of the year: Ozil
Most Tedious Personality of the Season: Redknapp

Best signing somebody who hasn't signed for anyone yet. Hero join out on the limb  

waaaaay too many predictions to do and almost impossible to predict some. Haven't got the energy to do them all so:

Champions: Chelsea
CL: City, Arsenal, Man Utd
Relegation: Villa, Burnley, Leicester

palace to go down must have jumped up in the going down predictions after getting rid of pullis

Categories

Champions - Chelsea
2nd, 3rd, 4th - Arsenal, City, United
Bottom Three - Burnley, Palace, WBA
Best Signing - Fabregas
Worst Signing - Shaw
Top Goalscorer - Toughie... Going with Aguero
Player of the year - Ozil
Unexpected Breakthrough player (could be young, new or just a sudden surge in performance) - Think Torres nets 15 this season
Young Player - Lukaku
Best keeper - Cech
Tightest Defence - Chelsea
Team to score most goals - Citeh
Most Entertaining side - Arsenal
First Sacking - Allardyce
Which Managers will leave their clubs - Tottenham, WHU, Palace
FA Cup Winners - Ooh, difficult.... Chelsea
League Cup Winners - Arsenal
Most Boring Side - West Ham (which will lead to Aalrdyce getting the chop
Most Disappointing Player of the year - Mata
Most Tedious Personality of the Season - John when Giroud scores

I predict a riot, I predict a riot.

I also predict I'll predict on other threads.

I predict that with Mourinho mind games, Arsenal will be pre-dicked by Chelsea.

I'm going to add some bold predictions rehashed (and two edited) from last season.

1. All London teams but Palace will be in the top 12
2. Man United will win a trophy. Arsenal won't. (Community Shield is about as prestigious as my hairy sack!
3. Jose Mourinho to finish season as the winningest coach in PL history
4. Thibaut Courtois to break Petr Cech's record for PL shutouts
5. Random fan will throw Americanisation into bold predictions
6. One established team will be relegated
7. Arsenal player commits terrible foul and Wenger sees it

CFCNick wrote:I'm going to add some bold predictions rehashed (and two edited) from last season.

1. All London teams but Palace will be in the top 12
2. Man United will win a trophy. Arsenal won't. (Community Shield is about as prestigious as my hairy sack!
3. Jose Mourinho to finish season as the winningest coach in PL history
4. Thibaut Courtois to break Petr Cech's record for PL shutouts
5. Random fan will throw Americanisation into bold predictions
6. One established team will be relegated
7. Arsenal player commits terrible foul and Wenger sees it

There - sorted it so 5 has come true already.

1. Wenger to lose the plot at some point of the season with Mourinho.
2. Suarez to get sent off at Anfield as Barca draw Liverpool in CL.
3. One of the players that leaves Utd to have a pop at what's going on.
4. Ed Woodward to lose his job.
5. Title to go to last day of season again.
6. A top football manager to be investigated by Yewtree.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:League Cup Winners: Man United

John wrote:Surprised so many predicting Sturridge for top scorer. He's not a natural finisher in my opinion & couldn't hit a barn door at the WC. Just because Luis has gone, I don't see DS suddenly stepping up & reaching 30 goals.

Do agree on United for a domestic cup, strongest side without hassle of Europe, should see them wrap a cup up, probably the league cup.

You were saying John!

lol, classic, i just picked DZ cos he was at the top. basically about 75% of people went with united, just seems logical with no champs lge, that they would focus on the league cup. what an embarrassment.

Could be worse, we could have just gone out on penalties...oh

Not much fancy for Liverpool here and plenty of John negativity.

I've missed this place!

Crimey wrote:
Worst Signing - Ulloa

First Sacking - Paul Lambert

League Cup Winners - Manchester United

Most Boring Side - Chelsea

Most Disappointing Player of the year - Diego Costa

Love looking at these predictions sorry crimey