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Yep

End of season bonuses for being 3rd?

5m

For me Trebs team on paper isn't all that at all but Trebs usually does the best tactics.

Struggling with my team now, the TM price rise for the English league has really boosted some teams and I just can't see how I can catch up, no money to use and I've got 3 positions desperately needing upgrading.

The only PL price increase I've made any money off was Livermore.

Thanks Trebs.

I think the fact that you went so close to the title with your group of players is a testament to how good your tactics are.

I made a ton on Valencia

I've seen him play but he's not worth that 10m at the moment. Easy decision to lawyer him and keep Abel.

I was just about to offer you £12m for him as well

He's not a £12m striker by any stretch right now. Fast, works hard, but missed two sitters and then his penalty was bloody awful.

I'm drinking coffee through a straw.

SHEEPFRO

It's actually better for your teeth to drink through a straw

Trebs wrote:It's actually better for your teeth to drink through a straw

He doesn't have real teeth to rot these days anyway!!

That's my thought right now. Plus at the moment I have fillings and what with one tooth practically being 75% filling I don't want to hit it in any way with a cup so I'm strawing all of it.

Plus coffee stains. I'm probably getting that one crowned but the other two are just chipped really. That one had to be de-nerved and everything. Bad break but not root damage higher up fortunately so I can keep the stub.

The Special Juan wrote:

Trebs wrote:It's actually better for your teeth to drink through a straw

He doesn't have real teeth to rot these days anyway!!

I look like an honourary Scotsman

Plus I did it when I was so hammered that I can't remember stuff, so it's like I'm one of you

Och naw, if you were like us ye'd hae nae teeth at a!

The teeth I have actually look better than my former teeth. It's like breaking up with a girlfriend that you really loved and connected with personally but was a bit plain, and going out with a model who you have nothing in common with.

How many teeth have you got new?

Well technically none, because the old ones are still the basis of them. But I have one very large filled front tooth and two more smaller ones with a bit of repair work.

As I say, I'll probably crown the badly broken one because I'm nervous about the strength of this filling.

sodhat wrote:I saw Azzy has a new job, does this mean he's gone again?

Aye. I come online to read up on the bantz, but I can't spend the time doing any league stuff. In the last week I've quit three hockey leagues, this league, retired from the museum cricket team and abandoned my quest to get Alan Brazil sacked. I've gone from having one member of staff 2 days a week to having 8 full-time members of staff, and they have 13 staff themselves. I have to do £3m of budgeting, oversee conservation, literally everything you can think of for a historic ship. It's too much for me to handle alongside the fun stuff, so I'm temporarily stepping back from fun to concentrate on doing my job well.

I've played two games of FIFA in the last four weeks and that's it on XB1. Shows how serious I'm taking it!

Destiny's out next week as well Azzy, got to give that a blast surely!

I'm going to be selling Stefan De Vrij for cash seeing as he's one of my lawyers, £10m is my lawyers price but if any of you want him you can beat it and have him.

Same goes for Depay (top goalscorer last season) and Jordon Mutch.

It's illegal to molest alligators in Florida. Who knew?

It's stupid to molest alligators anywhere, I'd say.

Woop I can log into the mobile version but not the classic version on my phone.

I can maybe do some deals.

TheSecondComing wrote:

sodhat wrote:I saw Azzy has a new job, does this mean he's gone again?

Aye. I come online to read up on the bantz, but I can't spend the time doing any league stuff. In the last week I've quit three hockey leagues, this league, retired from the museum cricket team and abandoned my quest to get Alan Brazil sacked. I've gone from having one member of staff 2 days a week to having 8 full-time members of staff, and they have 13 staff themselves. I have to do £3m of budgeting, oversee conservation, literally everything you can think of for a historic ship. It's too much for me to handle alongside the fun stuff, so I'm temporarily stepping back from fun to concentrate on doing my job well.

I've played two games of FIFA in the last four weeks and that's it on XB1. Shows how serious I'm taking it!

He's even cut down on his number of Tommy Tanks during the day. He's down to 2 now and one of those he comes in early for.

Soddy et al - sorry but I am going to have to abandon my Sheep plans. Got more work on than I realised this morning

Hero wrote:Destiny's out next week as well Azzy, got to give that a blast surely!

Nope, I thought it looked stupid when I saw the early concept art. I then saw reviews from game shows and thought it looked stupid. Then I played the beta and found out how rubbish it is.

It's like Call of Duty, except you can go hours without seeing anyone. The visuals aren't that interesting, the players look dumb, and the combat was awkward. It tries to combine the best elements of lots of games, but for me, fails to deliver on any of them.

I'll be buying NHL 15 and playing that until the Master Chief Collection comes out.

So what is everyone up to? Anyone wanna do any deals? Looking for full backs and maybe a central midfielder and a winger?

Im open to offers

Ditto.

Vikings 13-0 Lambs

Jennings with the touchdown

Any St Louis Ram fans around the site?

Any chance of clarification on tps next week? Are we having 2 or 4?

Just the 2.

20-3 now.

Itchy Anya - £1bn, ENQ.

Poor Alan Hutton, he's always solid for Scotland but if I bought him here no one would rate him

Been alright for Villa hasn't he?

I didn't realise he got a game for them. Has Lambo started playing him?

Played all 3 games so far

The running joke was that he always started for Scotland yet we never saw him for Villa.

If it makes you feel any better Albania kicked Portugal off the park (6 yellows no red) and won 1-0 in Portugal Portugal 18 shots - Albania 3

#1ManTeam

That's great. For every good player they have, they have an equally crap one.

Doesn't make me feel better, the only team in my 13 fold to let me down was Portugal! Wasn't megabucks but still frustrating.

Morning all, how is everyone?

Tired.

Its reached the point where I legitimately cannot be bothered to watch the England team anymore.

I know what will happen tonight. Draw. 0-0 or 1-1.

I'd put money on it but I lost £10 on NFL last night. Frak the Chiefs and Bears.

I'm good Miky, how are you pal? 

It's like a chore watching England, laboured, slow, boring Football. I can't see us winning anything in my life time so let's go out and play good attacking Football, Sterling and Sturridge lose their freedom when it comes to England.

I'm good thanks.

I'll watch the England game, I understand the negativity towards England but I usually enjoy watching the matches and I'm always supporting.

In terms of this league I need to buy a central midfielder, winger and full backs I think. I will get back to offers tonight if I can as I'm probably going to be in some meetings in a bit and then I'm out doing surveys for a bit this afternoon.

Sodhat what do you think of the Vikings? We destroyed the rams like lamb to the slaughter. What I don't understand is why did we play the Rams if we're in different divisions? 

How often are the Vikings on UK TV? I had a look at sky's fixtures and the Vikings are only shown once in 18 games. Who else shows matches?

Koba wrote:Sodhat what do you think of the Vikings? We destroyed the rams like lamb to the slaughter. What I don't understand is why did we play the Rams if we're in different divisions? 

How often are the Vikings on UK TV? I had a look at sky's fixtures and the Vikings are only shown once in 18 games. Who else shows matches?

Don't get too excited because they have bad injuries at QB and they will probably struggle all year. Your offense did handle their pass rush well though, and Cordarralle Patterson is an absolute monster.

They played the Rams because you're both in the same conference and you both finished 4th in your respective divisions. You'll play the team that came 4th in the South and East too (Redskins and Buccaneers if I remember correctly).

The Vikings won't be on loads, but only the Pats, 49ers and Cowboys really are on Sky.