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Week 8:

Koba wrote:

Olly wrote:

Koba wrote:

Olly wrote:

GSC wrote:My phone contracts expired, someone recommend a new phone + contract

Whatever one viva recommends avoid cos he knows nothing about phones

Haha you grasshopper. When you getting ps4 I want to play you on fifa hammer you like I hammer Marky.

I'm on apprentice wages like I can afford a ps4 lol

Me, Afro, GSC, Sodhat, Marky, Azzy, Mighty, Fluxy, Miky, TSJ, Nando. That's 11 managers and ex managers if each gives you'll have £40 £440 to buy a ps4 and extras.

I think this is a fair deal.
Mainly because I'm not included on the list.

Ha I knew I was missing one person, I thought I had you in the list.

I'm all for that just give me your bank account details folks

I'll drop out for Hero.

I'm worried TSJ just has deep fried Mars bars and tries to pass them as legal tender

Ill drop out to re-instate Marky as i know this a cause close to his heart. Poor inbreds with no future, no hope.

Just spent 2hrs under an MRI scanner wow that's boring as fk

All okay fella?
I remember being in one when I was a teenager and being bored to tears.

Hero wrote:All okay fella?
I remember being in one when I was a teenager and being bored to tears.

Did they have mri scanners back then?

Koba wrote:

Hero wrote:All okay fella?
I remember being in one when I was a teenager and being bored to tears.

Did they have mri scanners back then?

This actually made me laugh

it was like being on the set of Tron.

Fernando wrote:Ill drop out to re-instate Marky as i know this a cause close to his heart. Poor inbreds with no future, no hope.

I'll post my charity video where I travel round the shanty towns in Norfolk, holding back tears while "Fix You" by Coldplay is playing. Then I use both hands to high seven local children before popping on my laptop to buy an Amazon gift card for Olly.

Koba wrote:Fair answer I respect that. If I'm honest there is no such "best phone around" it's what you prefer. If you like the simplicity and lack of features then go for the iPhone. If you like tech and want a sleek phone go for an android.

How to give a negative opinion and pass it off as a compliment, presented by Viva.

I hope you all got your poppies today. Apparently it was London Poppy Day and I was guilted at three stations before buying one.

I wish they did sticky poppies, this pin bullnonsense is so over.

Morning,  hey I complemented Apple as much as I could. 

What's London Poppy Day? Typical London arrogance, they have a separate remembrance day from the rest of the uk. You're no better than any of us, Coventry got blasted apparently the Government was going to allow the Germans to bomb Coventry.

Is Afro full time PAOK manager?

Koba wrote:Morning,  hey I complemented Apple as much as I could. 

What's London Poppy Day? Typical London arrogance, they have a separate remembrance day from the rest of the uk. You're no better than any of us, Coventry got blasted apparently the Government was going to allow the Germans to bomb Coventry.

I believe it's a day to make everyone in London buy a poppy.

To be fair I'd let them bomb Coventry.

Its a shame they didnt

What a con. I agree I'm not a fan of the pins too, I don't want to damage my clothes. 

Coventry is a bit crap if I'm honest. 

Any of you Playstationers want to test share play with me on Saturday?

I'm effectively full time. Olly's job is tactics in on time and he's missed 3 weeks.

Olly - I've said to send tactics to me because I didn't know if you would be able to do it. I am at home of Tuesday so it's a decent day for me to do it, but if you want to do it, it's all yours.

Results up

Can I add my money?

I said you could yesterday

I'm after a good left back.

Anyone want Kurzawa? I have a £5m lawyer offer for him.

Nah, I've signed 2 FBs lately

Who did you sign?

Bertrand and Darmian

It only took me 7 weeks but I got my first point that's good I am happy with that.

Well played Miky, good game

Thanks mate and good game to you too.

And you can Tell(o) everybody, I'm the man etc

Anyway if anyone can top that, MotW will go to whoever makes the funniest pun

All good at PAOK, as they Callejon their unbeaten run

I'd be interested in Kurzawa Viva.

when the Nigerian banker gives me my money I'll get you a PS4 Olly

Make an offer on my page Mighty.

Whenever I have an embarrassing moment, I always remember the bloke Azzy knew who got caught by his boss 'christening' the mens room on his first day.

Then it never seems quite so bad.

Not as bad as when Azzy called his boss and everyone else who he thought spoke nonsense a nonce.

Afro wrote:All good at PAOK, as they Callejon their unbeaten run

I've yet to Reid a better one

Koba wrote:Not as bad as when Azzy called his boss and everyone else who he thought spoke nonsense a nonce.

  I'd forgotten that one

I'm not sure if it's as bad though. This guy was fully giving himself the treatment he said.

It's a Dier situation at Genk.

Burn.

Getafe need to Mendes there way if they want to win.

De Jong players at Twente is what Getafe need.

Koba wrote:De Jong players at Twente is what Getafe need.

Clubhouse leader at present.

Durm!

A Sterling effort by Viva.

Could have Costa me MotW

Salvi just give Afro the £1m now?

Koba wrote:


When's the deadline GSC? 

Probably midday tomorrow or Sio

Also any entries using Clasie or Klose will be ignored

GSC wrote:Also any entries using Clasie or Klose will be ignored

Well that will Kehl off a lot of possible puns