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Week 10:

GSC wrote:To be honest, I always let people off a bit past midnight anyway

Of course you do Mr Strict.

Tactics from all except Hero and Sodhat, wont be doing results until they're all in, but ideally sooner rather than later.

Falcaos knee is pretty ****ed it seems

And apparently the pope is catholic

Marky wrote:Tactics from all except Hero and Sodhat, wont be doing results until they're all in, but ideally sooner rather than later.

Wait, I thought I was sending to Hero this week?

Cos that's who I sent tactics into last night...

I better not be playing Hero this week.

I think you're playing GSC, but either way I need your tactics.

Oh bugger, I read the latest post in the schedule and not the first one.

Dammit GSC, that Poopie is confusing for simpletons.

I'll send them on to you now Marky. Hero can ratify that I got them in on time...

I trust you so you qualify for the bonus. Its that honest face with nice shiny new teeth.

I hope you're playing me

I was extra proud of my tactics this week, i think i did well, we will see!

I have a tree outside my window and I swear to you the wind stopped blowing when the clock hit 11am and Big Ben starting chiming. Freaked me out.

sodhat wrote:I have a tree outside my window and I swear to you the wind stopped blowing when the clock hit 11am and Big Ben starting chiming. Freaked me out.

Not as scary as the other day when I went to have a fag at 3:10am and I heard  growling. Apparently between 3-3:30am paranormal activity is at its peak and the growling was a demon close by me. 

Someone pulled out their ipad at work to play big Ben for the minutes silence. Who does that?

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:I have a tree outside my window and I swear to you the wind stopped blowing when the clock hit 11am and Big Ben starting chiming. Freaked me out.

Not as scary as the other day when I went to have a fag at 3:10am and I heard  growling. Apparently between 3-3:30am paranormal activity is at its peak and the growling was a demon close by me. 

Someone pulled out their ipad at work to play big Ben for the minutes silence. Who does that?

Jealous you don't have a big ass clock in Birmingham?

I was at Sutton station, minute's silence begins and someone carries on running for their train. Some people have no respect.

I was sat quietly alone at my desk.

I did sign an invoice off around 11:00:43 though.

Am I going to hell now?

I'll beat you there. Preoccupied with work

sodhat wrote:

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:I have a tree outside my window and I swear to you the wind stopped blowing when the clock hit 11am and Big Ben starting chiming. Freaked me out.

Not as scary as the other day when I went to have a fag at 3:10am and I heard  growling. Apparently between 3-3:30am paranormal activity is at its peak and the growling was a demon close by me. 

Someone pulled out their ipad at work to play big Ben for the minutes silence. Who does that?

Jealous you don't have a big ass clock in Birmingham?

Loud irritating noise that goes off every hour, I've got a mobile phone and a watch which tells me the time whenever I want. Don't need a big clock that takes up valuable space and costs millions.

Clock envy there.

Soddy what is it like to have the power to sign of invoices? Here people have to get them signed off by like people at higher levels like senior management etc.

Little clock syndrome.

How does it feel having a tiny clock, being unable to satisfy the needs of those who need to know what time it is from a significant distance?

Small clocks just don't do it for me. I want a clock that will fill my eye.

Holymiky wrote:Soddy what is it like to have the power to sign of invoices? Here people have to get them signed off by like people at higher levels like senior management etc.

It's like sex but less messy.

This wasn't for a lot of money though, so the invoicegasm was pretty small.

Anyone interested in a league on ja?

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/2906741

Marky how does it feel that you have to constantly big up your neighbours clock and pretending it's yours because you live so close to his clock but it's really not your clock.

I like a clock that gets the time right.

Don't think you should be advertising that here Mighty. And it's a no from me, I've been going I  that site recently because if the tournament and had a look at he leagues one word boringggggggggggggggggg. Those leagues are not for me one bit.

I want a league with transfers and no banter though

Koba wrote:Marky how does it feel that you have to constantly big up your neighbours clock and pretending it's yours because you live so close to his clock but it's really not your clock.

My dad's clock is bigger than your dad's clock.

Trebs wrote:I want a league with transfers and no banter though

Then that league is perfect for you. Even if there was no banter in this league we can still talk about non football related stuff.

No, I would prefer doing loads of transfers to talking about Wee weeing clocks.

sodhat wrote:

Koba wrote:Marky how does it feel that you have to constantly big up your neighbours clock and pretending it's yours because you live so close to his clock but it's really not your clock.

My dad's clock is bigger than your dad's clock.

Your dad doesn't own his own clock.

easy solution to that... start one of them leagues with big sides and every 2 week vote who had best side and rotate the sides like the crap they used to.

Koba wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Koba wrote:Marky how does it feel that you have to constantly big up your neighbours clock and pretending it's yours because you live so close to his clock but it's really not your clock.

My dad's clock is bigger than your dad's clock.

Your dad doesn't own his own clock.

He does, I've seen him holding his clock in his hands.

Fernando wrote:easy solution to that... start one of them leagues with big sides and every 2 week vote who had best side and rotate the sides like the crap they used to.

I really enjoyed that league

I'd much rather talk about Sodhats clock than the best under 15 from Czechoslovakia.

Koba wrote:I'd much rather talk about Sodhats clock than the best under 15 from Czechoslovakia.

Although on Soddy's past history, the two subjects aren't completely unrelated

Afro 

I'm sorry Sodhat but I reckon that's  going to stick with you for the rest of your v2 career.

Czechoslovakia doesn't exist any more you old man.

That's why Viva's banned from Trebs' new league. Too old.

Still need Hero's tactics before I do this week's results but wont be until tonight at the very earliest.

Sorry Marky, just been absolutely snowed under. Will have them with you within the hour.

Trebs wrote:Czechoslovakia doesn't exist any more you old man.

Says the 52 year old.

But I'm a 52 year old living in 2014 not the 80s.

Afro wrote:

Koba wrote:I'd much rather talk about Sodhats clock than the best under 15 from Czechoslovakia.

Although on Soddy's past history, the two subjects aren't completely unrelated

I had a shot with a Czech girl before but I turned down the opportunity because she was 18 and it didn't feel quite right.

I got the train back with a big ol' girl and I thought my chances were good until she told me she had a boyfriend but "would if she didn't".

Trebs wrote:But I'm a 52 year old living in 2014 not the 80s.

You're a 52 years old man pretending to be 21 to lure young, handsome boys like Olly into your den.

sodhat wrote:

Afro wrote:

Koba wrote:I'd much rather talk about Sodhats clock than the best under 15 from Czechoslovakia.

Although on Soddy's past history, the two subjects aren't completely unrelated

I had a shot with a Czech girl before but I turned down the opportunity because she was 18 and it didn't feel quite right.

Was she too old for you or just hanging like a wizard's sleeve? i bet she was clapping away as you walked next to her

Too young but I can't promise she didn't have a wizard's sleeve. You know how it gets in Europe.

Viva once dated a Pole...She lit up the place...shame she was a lamppost

sodhat wrote:Too young but I can't promise she didn't have a wizard's sleeve. You know how it gets in Europe.

Every video I've ever watched with a Czech girl in it ends up up with her having sex with the man behind the camera, usually outdoors.

I assume that's the norm over there.

I'm surprised more camera men don't try and get jobs out there.