The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Union Cane** Mon 23 Mar 2015, 2:01 pm

First topic message reminder :

Rowley wrote:Got about 15 films for less than 40 quid so thought if I only like half of them it represents decent value. Unfortunately N by NW is not one of them, which is a pity as I have seen that and enjoyed it

Does it include that one with the birds, I forget what it is called.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:24 am

I had the link ages ago...

by **Union Cane** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:35 am

rick_dagless wrote:I had the link ages ago...

You said arthropods, Sean spells it anthroponds.

by kingraf Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:42 am

Private education for you

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:43 am

kingraf wrote:Private education for you

Yeah but he gives great fellatio.

Apparently.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:44 am

No I don't.

Any that is, not the quality.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 11:46 am

Union wrote:You said arthropods, Sean spells it anthroponds.

Fair point Cane I stand corrected...

by Rowley Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:36 pm

Well Michaelsed Rick

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:39 pm

'twas top michaelsing...

I have not done it for a while Jeffers, so I was probably due...

Potato and leek soup, and chicken sandwich for the record (not sure if we are doing this any more)

by Rowley Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:45 pm

Cheese Salad sandwich. Tried something a bit different this week, red onion rather than my traditional white. You're dealing with one of lifes mavericks when you're dealing with me. Rules are for other people.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:53 pm

You are one crazy cat Jeff!

If you are living on the edge you are taking up too much room...

by **seanmichaels** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:57 pm

Pork loin in mustard sauce, fennel and courgette medley, anya potatoes.

by Guest Thu 26 Mar 2015, 1:59 pm

Same boring salad I've had for the last three days only this time with I added peppers stuffed with cream cheese and garnish (I nicked some of my daughter's bacon bits)

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:11 pm

Rowley wrote:Cheese Salad sandwich. Tried something a bit different this week, red onion rather than my traditional white. You're dealing with one of lifes mavericks when you're dealing with me. Rules are for other people.

You're not one of those onion bastards are you?

by Guest Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:20 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:Cheese Salad sandwich. Tried something a bit different this week, red onion rather than my traditional white. You're dealing with one of lifes mavericks when you're dealing with me. Rules are for other people.

You're not one of those onion bastards are you?

Sounds like it

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:25 pm

I'm with Galted when it comes to onions. Unspeakable bastards!

by Rowley Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:26 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:Cheese Salad sandwich. Tried something a bit different this week, red onion rather than my traditional white. You're dealing with one of lifes mavericks when you're dealing with me. Rules are for other people.

You're not one of those onion bastards are you?

I might go back to white next week, but you never know with me, if I was to use both or neither next week I would not be shocked. It really is a life lived at the limits.

by Guest Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:30 pm

Rowley wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:Cheese Salad sandwich. Tried something a bit different this week, red onion rather than my traditional white. You're dealing with one of lifes mavericks when you're dealing with me. Rules are for other people.

You're not one of those onion bastards are you?

I might go back to white next week, but you never know with me, if I was to use both or neither next week I would not be shocked. It really is a life lived at the limits.

Well, that's shallot

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:34 pm

Jeff has a lot of layers.

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:34 pm

whereas Dave has a lot of lairs.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 2:52 pm

It's enough to make you cry.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Mar 2015, 3:39 pm

Good onions should prevent excrement loss.

by Guest Thu 26 Mar 2015, 3:40 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good onions should prevent excrement loss.

A well lined cardboard box does the same thing without the need for f*cking about with onions

by **seanmichaels** Thu 26 Mar 2015, 4:48 pm

These are becoming like a Cantonese Seagull (prob only relelvant if you listen to Johnny Vaughan on TS).

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 8:02 am

First?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Mar 2015, 8:07 am

seanmichaels wrote:First?

Morning Seany.

I'm off to the rugger tomorrow. Sarries v Quins at ~~new~~ Wembley. Don't follow either of them, but should be a good day.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Mar 2015, 8:44 am

Hugh Jackman wrote:ha, you Michaelised the thread already you bell end. I've got my sunnies on. Indoors. You big c*nt. Tino.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 8:51 am

Morning all, can not let the thread be doomed twice!

How is the weekend shaping up gents?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Mar 2015, 8:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Hugh Jackman wrote:ha, you Michaelised the thread already you bell end. I've got my sunnies on. Indoors. You big c*nt. Tino.

Galted wrote:F*ck you, Jackman. Leave my mate Tino alone or I'll f*ck you up big time. You mug. I'll f*cking stripe you, you two bob c*nt. Don't f*cking take liberties. W*nker.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:00 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:First?

Morning Seany.

I'm off to the rugger tomorrow. Sarries v Quins at ~~new~~ Wembley. Don't follow either of them, but should be a good day.

Went to school with one of the Quins. He was one of the 'first' at our school. Had him on my shoulders whilst he peered into my mates window (who was nobbing his missus at the time).

Picking up my mower tonight. Brand new engine on the bad boy. Haven't got a clue how I'm gonna get it into the SOUL.

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:01 am

Morning all, anyone got a quiz?

I'm feeling clever.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:08 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:First?

Morning Seany.

I'm off to the rugger tomorrow. Sarries v Quins at ~~new~~ Wembley. Don't follow either of them, but should be a good day.

Went to school with one of the Quins. He was one of the 'first' at our school. Had him on my shoulders whilst he peered into my mates window (who was nobbing his missus at the time).

Picking up my mower tonight. Brand new engine on the bad boy. Haven't got a clue how I'm gonna get it into the SOUL.

GOSPEL.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:22 am

Connection req'd

1. Left alone with big fat Fanny, She was such a naughty nanny, Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

2. Et le cha-cha-chi, Vas-y Joe, Vas-y fonce, Dans la nuit vers l'amazone

3. Baby, love never felt so good. And I'd die if it ever could. Not like you hold me, hold me. Oh, baby, love never felt so fine

4. Hey, what's wrong with you? You're looking kinda down to me. 'Cause thing's ain't getting over, listen to what I say.

5. Like a cheap distraction for a new affair, She knew it would finish before it began, something tells me you lost the plan

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:27 am

2. Voyage Voyage - Desireless?

4. Got To Turn Around - Phats & Small

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:28 am

Is the connection the tragic loss of flight 4U 5925?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:32 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:First?

Morning Seany.

I'm off to the rugger tomorrow. Sarries v Quins at ~~new~~ Wembley. Don't follow either of them, but should be a good day.

Went to school with one of the Quins. He was one of the 'first' at our school. Had him on my shoulders whilst he peered into my mates window (who was nobbing his missus at the time).

Picking up my mower tonight. Brand new engine on the bad boy. Haven't got a clue how I'm gonna get it into the SOUL.

GOSPEL.

F*cking losers.

Jules would have appreciated that. That's why he is my favourite.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:43 am

Union Cane wrote:2. Voyage Voyage - Desireless?

4. Got To Turn Around - Phats & Small

Correct with no.4

Connection is not Germanwings but I cannot say whether or not they have been broached at some stage.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:First?

Morning Seany.

I'm off to the rugger tomorrow. Sarries v Quins at ~~new~~ Wembley. Don't follow either of them, but should be a good day.

Went to school with one of the Quins. He was one of the 'first' at our school. Had him on my shoulders whilst he peered into my mates window (who was nobbing his missus at the time).

Picking up my mower tonight. Brand new engine on the bad boy. Haven't got a clue how I'm gonna get it into the SOUL.

GOSPEL.

F*cking losers.

Jules would have appreciated that. That's why he is my favourite.

They probably just thought you were taking the pi55 out of me again.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Mar 2015, 9:54 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:First?

Morning Seany.

I'm off to the rugger tomorrow. Sarries v Quins at ~~new~~ Wembley. Don't follow either of them, but should be a good day.

Went to school with one of the Quins. He was one of the 'first' at our school. Had him on my shoulders whilst he peered into my mates window (who was nobbing his missus at the time).

Picking up my mower tonight. Brand new engine on the bad boy. Haven't got a clue how I'm gonna get it into the SOUL.

GOSPEL.

F*cking losers.

Jules would have appreciated that. That's why he is my favourite.

They probably just thought you were taking the pi55 out of me again.

I was as well.

That's why it was so good. Two for the price of one.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:01 am

Helmet.

by Rowley Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:01 am

1 is QUEEN fat bottomed girls

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:03 am

Get in Jeff.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:Connection req'd

1. Left alone with big fat Fanny, She was such a naughty nanny, Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me Jeff - Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls

2. Et le cha-cha-chi, Vas-y Joe, Vas-y fonce, Dans la nuit vers l'amazone

3. Baby, love never felt so good. And I'd die if it ever could. Not like you hold me, hold me. Oh, baby, love never felt so fine

4. Hey, what's wrong with you? You're looking kinda down to me. 'Cause thing's ain't getting over, listen to what I say. Cane - DTA - Phats and Smalls

5. Like a cheap distraction for a new affair, She knew it would finish before it began, something tells me you lost the plan

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:31 am

Inxs suicide blonde 5

Jackson love never felt so good 3

Vanessa paradise joe le taxi 2

Haven't the faintest about the connection Sad

by **Galted** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Hugh Jackman wrote:ha, you Michaelised the thread already you bell end. I've got my sunnies on. Indoors. You big c*nt. Tino.

Galted wrote:F*ck you, Jackman. Leave my mate Tino alone or I'll f*ck you up big time. You mug. I'll f*cking stripe you, you two bob c*nt. Don't f*cking take liberties. W*nker.

Yeah!

That Jackman's a right phucking liability, I'll cut him if he's not careful.

GOSPEL

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:42 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Inxs suicide blonde 5

Jackson love never felt so good 3

Vanessa paradise joe le taxi 2

Haven't the faintest about the connection

good stuff. i'll concede

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:45 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Inxs suicide blonde 5

Jackson love never felt so good 3

Vanessa paradise joe le taxi 2

Haven't the faintest about the connection

VANESSA paradis
Never FELT So good
FAT BOTTOMED girls
sucide BLONDE

and she gets nobbed by the bloke off phats and smalls

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:58 am

Ah I don't know whether to congratulate for the impeccable research or to condemn you for watching daytime television that isn't Nigella's Jubblies. That said...I agree that Vanessa would have to shimmy to get into your arse.

by **Galted** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:13 am

Just made an excellent discovery, the angry kiwi becomes exceptionally irate when I use the word "salient". I am going to have much fun today pretending I don't know that I'm using it.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:15 am

Have you kissed his slaphead yet?

by Guest Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:18 pm

Galted wrote:Just made an excellent discovery, the angry kiwi becomes exceptionally irate when I use the word "salient". I am going to have much fun today pretending I don't know that I'm using it.

Tell people you're having difficulty saying "lenient" and then by his desk proclaim loudly every ten minutes "I can't say 'lient'" or something. Just figure it out Galted, you're a smart man.

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