Culture Cup 2.0 round 5

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Round 4 of the Culture Cup 2.0 comes to an end and thank the heavens for that.  As is standard for 2.0, there were some beauties and some utter sh*te picked in this round.  The big winner was The Boss who (after he had put down his Niall Quinn autobiography and chosen his film) picked up maximum points for One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.  It’s a quality film so no complaints from me.  Trebs scooped up a healthy 8 points for Silence Of The Lambs which is also a tremendous film so again, no complaints here.  Michaels got a lovely present of 8 points for his pick of Forrest Gump.  That’s right folks, Forrest f*cking Gump.  C&R also claimed 8 points with The Godfather.  GrumpyG*lfer picked up 6 points for To Kill A Mockingbird which I also voted for.  Cracking film.  Weeman also picked up 6 points for Raging Bull.  So Forrest f*cking Gump is better than Raging Bull and To Kill A Mockingbird.  Forrest f*cking Gump.  

Lots of posters managed to score a big fat headed zero, including Jeff for On The Waterfront and his arch rival Nicola Sturgeon superfly who, although he did get one vote, won’t be picking up any points as he failed to understand a very simple question and his pick of Lawrence Of Arabia fell outside the criteria.  Jules will be disappointed to pick up some points for Annie Hall, but Galted will be devastated that no votes appeared for Amadeus.  He saw Rupert Grint once.  In a play.  L*l.  He also saw Laura Dern in a film.  Double l*l out loud.  Galted is a really funny guy.  Dresses like a utter spazz but doesn’t let that hold him back in life.  A solid 4 points for Hero keeps our resident champ at the top of the league but he can feel the hot breath of a few men down his neck now.  He’ll enjoy that, no doubt.  The only points Stella has managed to accrue have come from a book I picked for him.  Perhaps the biggest surprise was Union Cane who picked up zero votes for his first choice of The Iron Lady.

Here is the updated league table:

1) Hero 30 pts
2) Paul 24 pts
3) Trebs 24 pts
4) C&R 20 pts
5) The Boss 19 pts
6) Harrier 16 pts
7) Ziggler 16 pts
8) Michaels 16 pts (will be deducted 2 points at the end of the tournament for being a pr*ck)
9) Fat head Adam 15 pts
10) GrumpyG*lfer 14 pts
11) Azzy 11 pts
12) Nakatomi 11 pts
13) weeman 11 pts
14) SerialDAVE 9 pts
15) Jeff 8 pts
16) Shah Abu-bakr 7 pts
17) Beadle 6 pts
18) Jules 5 pts
19) superfly 4 pts
20) Union Cane 3 pts
21) Dagless 3 pts
22) Stella 2 pts
23) Ray Mears big fat zero pts

Round 5 is back to music so please see the poll for THE BEST EVER DEBUT ALBUM.  

Remember, IT’S OPEN FOR ALL OF 606v2 TO VOTE.

Thanks.

The Womble wrote:Alright girls don't cry over it. Just cos I have better musical taste then you both

I am calling Wingrove.

You're dead.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Alright girls don't cry over it. Just cos I have better musical taste then you both

I am calling Wingrove.  

You're dead.

Oops, sorry Tino......I've still got better taste than you though!

He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

Jeff wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

I think he did say that REIGN IN BLOOD by SLAYER was terrible...

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

I have a mate who is into Whitesnake. I wouldn't slag them off.

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

I think he did say that REIGN IN BLOOD by SLAYER was terrible...

I'm sorry who?

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

I think he did say that REIGN IN BLOOD by SLAYER was terrible...

This is true Rick, fairly certain he said as far as METAL albums went it was inferior to everything MOTLEY CRUE had ever released.

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

And Womble is a southern, Babycham drinking nonce.

I have PM’d SerialDAVE and told him that Womble called SLAYER a bunch of gayers.

That should do it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

And Womble is a southern, Babycham drinking nonce.

I have PM’d SerialDAVE and told him that Womble called SLAYER a bunch of gayers.

That should do it.

What even is Babycham?

Introduced the latest Billy bookcase to its new home, seems to be settling in and has been accepted by the other Billy bookcases.

Was quite a rewarding day. Bought the bookcase, a plant pot, two shower curtains, a potato masher, a pizza cutter, a strawberry-scented candle, a turner and some biscuits, all for exactly £40.

Got roped into helping some old blind chap catch the tram fro Ampere Way to East Croydon Station and didn't think to warn him about the steps when we alighted. Was quite hilarious for anyone of a c*ntish disposition.

Jeff wrote:This is true Rick, fairly certain he said as far as METAL albums went it was inferior to everything MOTLEY CRUE had ever released.

That was it, I distinctly remember him saying that.

The Womble wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

And Womble is a southern, Babycham drinking nonce.

I have PM’d SerialDAVE and told him that Womble called SLAYER a bunch of gayers.

That should do it.

What even is Babycham?

Like you don't know...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

And Womble is a southern, Babycham drinking nonce.

I have PM’d SerialDAVE and told him that Womble called SLAYER a bunch of gayers.

That should do it.

Not too sure you'll have any joy doing that, just seen a headline on the BBC "Murder arrest over torso in suitcase".

Tino wrote:Like you don't know...

He does know, he once told me he sipped some with Tom Araya at bingo, on a gay cruise.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Like you don't know...

He does know, he once told me he sipped some with Tom Araya at bingo, on a gay cruise.

You loved that cruise Rick.....you won the bingo.

The Womble wrote:You loved that cruise Rick.....you won the bingo.

Fair point...

Galted wrote:Introduced the latest Billy bookcase to its new home, seems to be settling in and has been accepted by the other Billy bookcases.

Was quite a rewarding day. Bought the bookcase, a plant pot, two shower curtains, a potato masher, a pizza cutter, a strawberry-scented candle, a turner and some biscuits, all for exactly £40.

Got roped into helping some old blind chap catch the tram fro Ampere Way to East Croydon Station and didn't think to warn him about the steps when we alighted. Was quite hilarious for anyone of a c*ntish disposition.

Not acceptable. Not even in the slightest.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Introduced the latest Billy bookcase to its new home, seems to be settling in and has been accepted by the other Billy bookcases.

Was quite a rewarding day. Bought the bookcase, a plant pot, two shower curtains, a potato masher, a pizza cutter, a strawberry-scented candle, a turner and some biscuits, all for exactly £40.

Got roped into helping some old blind chap catch the tram fro Ampere Way to East Croydon Station and didn't think to warn him about the steps when we alighted. Was quite hilarious for anyone of a c*ntish disposition.

Not acceptable.  Not even in the slightest.  

The purchase of some artwork by Turner in a smorgasbord of "stuff" purchased for £40 and the (albeit effeminate) candle gets highlighted? Tough crowd.

Roller_Coaster wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Introduced the latest Billy bookcase to its new home, seems to be settling in and has been accepted by the other Billy bookcases.

Was quite a rewarding day. Bought the bookcase, a plant pot, two shower curtains, a potato masher, a pizza cutter, a strawberry-scented candle, a turner and some biscuits, all for exactly £40.

Got roped into helping some old blind chap catch the tram fro Ampere Way to East Croydon Station and didn't think to warn him about the steps when we alighted. Was quite hilarious for anyone of a c*ntish disposition.

Not acceptable.  Not even in the slightest.  

The purchase of some artwork by Turner in a smorgasbord of "stuff" purchased for £40 and the (albeit effeminate) candle gets highlighted? Tough crowd.

Zero tolerance, nip it in the bud is the only way to deal with these issues.

I like a candle.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

And Womble is a southern, Babycham drinking nonce.

I have PM’d SerialDAVE and told him that Womble called SLAYER a bunch of gayers.

That should do it.

Not too sure you'll have any joy doing that, just seen a headline on the BBC "Murder arrest over torso in suitcase".

Reports of my arrest have been great exaggerated (a cultural reference there for you c*nts). As for Womble, his f*cking card was marked as soon as he said that bollox about "Definitely Maybe" ...all the rest is just icing on the cake as far as his entrails being used as bunting.

I'd like to point it out again that I can have an unlimited number of votes when I log off on my phone. It really shows what a great person I am that I haven't rigged this round.

The Boss wrote:I'd like to point it out again that I can have an unlimited number of votes when I log off on my phone. It really shows what a great person I am that I haven't rigged this round.

It also shows what kind of c*nt you are for not throwing one my way you total and utter b*stard!!!!!!!!

Even with unlimited votes, Dave, there are some things I couldn't do. Although, point me in the right direction I'll see what I can do.

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

And Womble is a southern, Babycham drinking nonce.

I have PM’d SerialDAVE and told him that Womble called SLAYER a bunch of gayers.

That should do it.

Not too sure you'll have any joy doing that, just seen a headline on the BBC "Murder arrest over torso in suitcase".

Reports of my arrest have been great exaggerated (a cultural reference there for you c*nts). As for Womble, his f*cking card was marked as soon as he said that bollox about "Definitely Maybe" ...all the rest is just icing on the cake as far as his entrails being used as bunting.

I'm sure the bunting will look lovely in yours and Jeff's bedroom.

The Womble wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

And Womble is a southern, Babycham drinking nonce.

I have PM’d SerialDAVE and told him that Womble called SLAYER a bunch of gayers.

That should do it.

Not too sure you'll have any joy doing that, just seen a headline on the BBC "Murder arrest over torso in suitcase".

Reports of my arrest have been great exaggerated (a cultural reference there for you c*nts). As for Womble, his f*cking card was marked as soon as he said that bollox about "Definitely Maybe" ...all the rest is just icing on the cake as far as his entrails being used as bunting.

I'm sure the bunting will look lovely in yours and Jeff's bedroom.

It bettere not get in the way of the SKORPIONS posters DAVE insists on having.

Rowley wrote:

The Womble wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:He is only in Donny Tina, DAVE could get there and back in his lunch hour. Steer Womble towards slagging WHITESNAKE off. Dave will take care of everything else.

And Womble is a southern, Babycham drinking nonce.

I have PM’d SerialDAVE and told him that Womble called SLAYER a bunch of gayers.

That should do it.

Not too sure you'll have any joy doing that, just seen a headline on the BBC "Murder arrest over torso in suitcase".

Reports of my arrest have been great exaggerated (a cultural reference there for you c*nts). As for Womble, his f*cking card was marked as soon as he said that bollox about "Definitely Maybe" ...all the rest is just icing on the cake as far as his entrails being used as bunting.

I'm sure the bunting will look lovely in yours and Jeff's bedroom.

It bettere not get in the way of the SKORPIONS posters DAVE insists on having.

You, having a soak with a little drop of Radox, listening to some experimental modern JAZZ. SerialDAVE next door in the bedroom blasting out some EUROPE.

What a scene.

... And they say romance is dead.

I run out of Radox this weekend Tina, devastated, house to myself, just downloaded Miles Davis' A Tribute to Jack Johnson, thought I had the perfect afternoon lined up only for a shopping error to ruin it.

It's the picture of Joey Tempest that Rowley tries sellotaping to the back of my head that I find highly off-putting

Rowley wrote:I run out of Radox this weekend Tina, devastated, house to myself, just downloaded Miles Davis' A Tribute to Jack Johnson, thought I had the perfect afternoon lined up only for a shopping error to ruin it.

Wouldn't Swarfega do the same job? You're northern, you must a tub of Swarfega lying around somewhere.

Rowley wrote:I run out of Radox this weekend Tina, devastated, house to myself, just downloaded Miles Davis' A Tribute to Jack Johnson, thought I had the perfect afternoon lined up only for a shopping error to ruin it.

Do you mean you RAN out of Radox this week or have you realised that the levels of remaining Radox to proposed baths ratio is such that you will run out this weekend?

For the f*cking sake of f*cking WTF

DAVE667 wrote:It's the picture of Joey Tempest that Rowley tries sellotaping to the back of my head that I find highly off-putting

'He's heading for Uranus and still he stands tall...'

i googled rosario dawson's minge at lunch.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Introduced the latest Billy bookcase to its new home, seems to be settling in and has been accepted by the other Billy bookcases.

Was quite a rewarding day. Bought the bookcase, a plant pot, two shower curtains, a potato masher, a pizza cutter, a strawberry-scented candle, a turner and some biscuits, all for exactly £40.

Got roped into helping some old blind chap catch the tram fro Ampere Way to East Croydon Station and didn't think to warn him about the steps when we alighted. Was quite hilarious for anyone of a c*ntish disposition.

Not acceptable. Not even in the slightest.

Galtova's contribution, I okayed it as it cost only £2.50 and I'd just talked her out of buying a £14 salad bowl.

seanmichaels wrote:i googled rosario dawson's minge at lunch.

What did it order?

milkyboy wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:It's the picture of Joey Tempest that Rowley tries sellotaping to the back of my head that I find highly off-putting

'He's heading for Uranus and still he stands tall...'

"He's got a small Winkle, and only one ball"

This songwriting lark is a piece of p!ss

AC/DC are the best METAL band.

closely followed by ZZ TOP

Michaelsed it again Sean. A few days away but the old gifts never leave you.

michalesed a few by the looks of it.

There have been more votes for this round than any other.

When are we getting the next question Tina?

Yeah, when do I get to come bottom in the random generator again...

Tomorrow morning.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:There have been more votes for this round than any other.

skullduggery.

rick_dagless wrote:Yeah, when do I get to come bottom in the random generator again...

https://www.random.org/lists/

Totally random, RiCk.

If I was fixing it, Jeff would be last every week.

Why are you frequently so unpleasant to me Tina? Womble voted for Definitely Maybe, not only voted for it, but seemed pleased to have done so. I changed my vote to stop it winning. I try to be nice to you, why do I raise your ire so frequently?

He has small man syndrome.

Rowley wrote:Why are you frequently so unpleasant to me Tina? Womble voted for Definitely Maybe, not only voted for it, but seemed pleased to have done so. I changed my vote to stop it winning. I try to be nice to you, why do I raise your ire so frequently?

Using words like that is always a good start.