The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Fingers crossed. I've been there where i've taken a sh*t job and it's hell on earth trying to find something.

Ali wrote:I've been there where i've taken a sh*t job and it's hell on earth trying to find something.

First world problems eh Alistair

rick_dagless wrote:

Ali wrote:I've been there where i've taken a sh*t job and it's hell on earth trying to find something.

First world problems eh Alistair

Perhaps a tad extreme.

rick_dagless wrote:

Ali wrote:I've been there where i've taken a sh*t job and it's hell on earth trying to find something.

First world problems eh Alistair

Speaking of which, my internet access at work keeps crashing when I try to view the last page of this thread by conventional means. I had to go through Rick's posting history to view this page and that meant I had to click the mouse at least 3 more times. It's a bloody disgrace.

Superfly kills another one.

Egg & Bacon sandwich, 2 Melton Mowbray pork pies, thai sweet chilli crisps and I can, I can't.

8/10.

And how much is in one cup?

It doesn't say.

Alistair wrote:Didn't she say it was a budget thing, Rowley? I'm sure it will be positive at the end of it. If not, just count yourself lucky you're not Sean.

Don't knock it. He'd be on his 4th can, not sat at work, if he was me.

Lol out loud at the thread split...

Chicken and noodle soup, ham and pickle sandwich, Walkers salt and vinegar crisps. 7/10

Had a blt from m&s at about 11. 3.25 but it was a seriously good sandwich

Watching judge rinder. What a c*nt

What is Judge Rinder?

Judge Rinder is to the law what the Kardashians are to the Attenbourgh family

He is bummer version of judge judy

I'm thinking of wearing a KKK t-shirt.

It will either stand for "Kill Kim Kardashian" or "Kill Kim 'n' Kanye"

DAVE wrote:I'm thinking of wearing a KKK t-shirt.

It will either stand for "Kill Kim Kardashian" or "Kill Kim 'n' Kanye"

You should definitely do that, and also wear a white pointed mask and go out in West Royd

Heard a rumour that Cait wants to go back to being called Bruce.

Where, for the sake of F**k would you even hear a rumour like that Alistair?

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE wrote:I'm thinking of wearing a KKK t-shirt.

It will either stand for "Kill Kim Kardashian" or "Kill Kim 'n' Kanye"

You should definitely do that, and also wear a white pointed mask and go out in West Royd

I was thinking it would have KKK in bold but with what it stood for running vertically down the shirt. I may be crazy but I ain't no fool.

Bookface.

Bit late to the 'Truss ban' discussion, but all he had to do was foe Top (and still has that option), I was hardly asking for him to blow Sean off.

Do you have a list of banned members and the reasons behind them?

There's no list but I'd say it was 90% spammers, and the rest spread between rugby, tennis and boxing fans for the most part (in that order) with the occasional football, wrestling & cricket fan thrown in.

Rugby and Tennis??!

I can sort of see that rivalries in Rugby might get tense, but Tennis? Really??

Takes all sorts i suppose.

Hero wrote:There's no list but I'd say it was 90% spammers, and the rest spread between rugby, tennis and boxing fans for the most part (in that order) with the occasional football, wrestling & cricket fan thrown in.

l*l

Was someone rude about lycra? Was someone nasty to Dolphin?

Tennis is often the most troublesome area due to how obsessive they get over certain players. The arguing over Federer/Nadal makes Mayweather/Pacquiao discussions seem civil.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Hero wrote:There's no list but I'd say it was 90% spammers, and the rest spread between rugby, tennis and boxing fans for the most part (in that order) with the occasional football, wrestling & cricket fan thrown in.

l*l

Was someone rude about lycra?  Was someone nasty to Dolphin?

It's usually when someone takes the mick out of us wrasslin fans *cough*

Countdown bird would get it.

seanmichaels wrote:Countdown bird would get it.

Rubbish dancer though.

Was in the same building as her the other week, needed to learn off Dave on how to improve my stalker techniques.

That makes sense i suppose.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Countdown bird would get it.

Rubbish dancer though.

So camp.

Actually both would get it. Is Blondie or geeky brunette on strictly come bumming?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Countdown bird would get it.

Rubbish dancer though.

So camp.

Actually both would get it. Is Blondie or geeky brunette on strictly come bumming?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Countdown bird would get it.

Rubbish dancer though.  

So camp.

Actually both would get it. Is Blondie or geeky brunette on strictly come bumming?

She was on it a couple of years ago. Not the series when we had the thread running though.

You remember that thread don't you? The thread you and Scotty were the most frequent posters on.

Despite the fact you never watched it.

Rachel Riley?

Alistair wrote:Rachel Riley?

Yep.

I'd definitely finger her.

Lol, gaylords.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:Rachel Riley?

Yep.  

I'd definitely finger her.

Seconded.

Rachel Riley....dispelling the myth that all pretty blondes are automatically sexy. She's clumsy uncoordinated and despite being very good at maths, seemingly not actually that clever in other areas. They're trying hard on Countdown to make her into some kind of sex symbol and it's like what the record company did with Charlotte Church when she stopped being a child with the "voice of an angel" and tried to make her into some kind of alluring young woman during her ill-fated pop career. Sorry, backfired horribly.

DAVE667 wrote:Rachel Riley....dispelling the myth that all pretty blondes are automatically sexy. She's clumsy uncoordinated and despite being very good at maths, seemingly not actually that clever in other areas. They're trying hard on Countdown to make her into some kind of sex symbol and it's like what the record company did with Charlotte Church when she stopped being a child with the "voice of an angel" and tried to make her into some kind of alluring young woman during her ill-fated pop career. Sorry, backfired horribly.

That ear ache you had has effected your judgement.

Where is the SerialDAVE of "Rachel Riley? I'd fist her senseless and then sh*t on her face whilst listening to Reign in Blood by the mighty SLAYER. Dirty blonde sl*t" fame gone?

Her bloke is ugly as sh*t.

I hope I never have to go through employment appeals and tribunals, jesus christ what a ballache.

Dave, Shah, one of you fancy sorting out a load of people at the British Library? I'm looking at Shah really, its more of a terrorism target than a killing spree location.

I logged on just as you posted that. Divine instruction. I've no issue with it but just out of curiosity....why?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I hope I never have to go through employment appeals and tribunals, jesus christ what a ballache.

Dave, Shah, one of you fancy sorting out a load of people at the British Library? I'm looking at Shah really, its more of a terrorism target than a killing spree location.

What's the issue at the BL?

My Dad has basically been strung up by them, and kicked out the door as they look to bring the age of the team down. The 4 months hes been suspended havent been nice, neither was today when his appeal meeting was meant to be but instead they cancelled it as he was on the train travelling down.

I'll leave it in your hands, Shah.

Although someone smarter than me will probably have to moderate to whether joking about blowing up a listed building is something we can have on this website!

Alistair wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I hope I never have to go through employment appeals and tribunals, jesus christ what a ballache.

Dave, Shah, one of you fancy sorting out a load of people at the British Library? I'm looking at Shah really, its more of a terrorism target than a killing spree location.

What's the issue at the BL?

They have loads of issues, of all sorts of magazines and journals.

Sorry to hear that, Dolphin.