BHC presents 6CW Anarchy – HolyF***balls

BHC presents 6CW Anarchy – HolyF***balls

Afternoon, or perhaps it is morning or evening where you are. In that case hope you had a good day and/or enjoy your breakfast….OK

We here at BHC like to think we are ahead of the game where 6CW is concerned but even us godlike souls with our fingers on the pulse can be surprised once in a while so for that very reason we have come up with an article we in honour of 6CW legend Dicey Reilly have decided to call 6CW Anarchy – HolyF***balls

Where to start, Oh yes there was a pre-show. OK a pre-show isn’t a new thing, we’ve all seen them before but this one seemed a little more polished than normal. Are 6CW looking to really push their network exclusive content so throwing muchos dollar at the pre-show product or will this be a flash in the pan and purely a result of an excess at the end of what must surely have been a profit-laden financial year **Cough Cough Adamson I think it’s your round at the next 6CW staff party

On to the main show and straight off the belt someone in the sound department was playing it for laughs – Ha Ha we didn’t think it was Shane O’Mac anyways….

Opening segment was enjoyable – All the main guys to kick off the action, apart from the 6CW champion sulking somewhere in the back. Jones doing what Jones does best, ruining the fun and cutting things off mid ……

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Fast forward to that bit between Jones and Kramer – Did the consultant just grow some balls. We’ve all seen him wheeling and dealing like only the 6CW’s answer to Del Boy can but this is perhaps the first time we’ve seen him tell Jones how it really is. What that thing is open to much speculation and rumour but what’s sure to see is Jones is in a pickle and Kramer may be his only hope….

Mcmanus beats Hurst – Great for the British Brawler. He will go on to bigger things. Hurst and Kelsey have moved on to the bang bus it would seem. And there was me thinking Hurst only had a stiff upper lip…..

Perez loses again but he gets to spend more time with Kelsey. Which surely makes him a winner really

Grace and Kramer. AAAAAhhhhhh Anthony Grace can’t catch a break. Kramer smells blood?? These two have history. Kramer knows Grace better than anyone and he knows under the bravado and behind the pearly whites Anthony Grace is struggling right now. I have FAITH. I BELIEVE. Come on Anthony, YOU CAN DOOOOO IT

The 6WF gang beat up Dicey. Thankfully they didn’t throw him down any stairs as we know that’s the only way to beat Dicey – Has Dicey learnt his lesson, well if the end to the show is anything to go by that’s a big F*** NO!!!. This is Dicey’s town and you will respect his authoritah!!!

Engel is creepy- I thought the clown get up was the reason but now that’s gone the lunatic in the suit continues to creep the bejesus outta me – Kudos to Charlotte Grey for not running away screaming when the crazy crazy started talking – I was half way behind the sofa….

Hokori and Stevens – It’s not gonna end well is it. Steven’s has history for nearly killing himself and opponents in the past. I haven’t seen anything that convinces me he’s changed. Let’s prep a room at Cherry Falls ready just in case huh

Reborn vs Engel – Robin shows again why he is headlining Night of Glory. Engel as much as it scares me is not far behind. Mrs Harlequin’s baby boy has a dream and that is our very real nightmare being lived out in living colour in 6CW

Hill and Steel in smut shocker – Standard Steel does sound like a porn title now I think about it…

Somebody tell Thunder that people not getting along is ok – Masters is a d*** most of the time. Leone doesn’t like anyone. Just let it happen T – You can’t save everyone. Just look at Liam Wood. Sorry sore point 

Hill and Steel retain – Stevens goes bat sh** mental – Big surprise

Max come on, all Anthony wanted was a bit of solidarity from his fellow Mega Star. Don’t tell me now that one Mega Star is more of a Mega Star than the other. Do we need another team name poll? Mega star and Mega Meh has a certain ring to it…

TV Tournament. Yay Gazzy D but boo for quashing those return rumours. We love you Gazzy. Please come back and kick Wood’s ass!!

Great draw though. Some huge matches. The next show can’t come soon enough…

Triple Tag – Anderson picks up another win. Shame he couldn’t have been as good at staying out of prison then maybe we could really enjoy his 6CW exploits and he could be the Conor Anderson we all remember. See Thunder, told you they couldn’t work together….

Anderson playing mind games with Crime Lord. Anderson should know better than anyone that Crime doesn’t pay, perhaps he’s trying to show Crime Lord the error of his ways. Phillips picking up momentum before his entry in the TV tournament. Is the year of the Talent finally happening??

Kramer and Jones again. More cryptic stuff. What does Jones have to do. Did he do it?

Main Event – HOLYF***BALLS!!!!

I thought he’d done it. Yes he had his feet on the ropes but I didn’t care. Adamson was champion GOD DAMMIT IT WAS REAL TO ME!!

Jones you have ruined another great moment. WHY WHY WHY???

Fans across the world were rejoicing. Adamson t-shirts had been added to the baskets, the mouse was hovering over the buy it now button. But then you SHAT on our dreams

I hope this comes back to get you Michael – I will never forgive you for this!!!


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