The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

Morning mate, you well and ready for the weekend?

Alright partner
Keep on rollin' baby
You know what time it is.

Chocolate Starfish
Keep on rollin' baby!

Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Now I know y'all be lovin' this Poopie right here
L. I. M. P Bizkit is right here
People in the house put your hands in the air
Cause if you don't care, then we don't care
1 2 3 times two to the six
Jonezin' for your fix of that Limp Bizkit mix
So where the Frak you at, boy
Shut the Frak up
And back the Frak up
Before we Frak this track up.

Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit (yeah)
You can't mess with Limp Bizkit (why)
Because we get it on (when)
Every day and every night (oh)
See this platinum thing right here (uh huh)
Well we're doing it all the time (what)
So you'd better get some better beats
And uh, get some better rhymes (d'oh)
We got the gang set
So don't complain yet
24/7 never begging for a raincheck
Old school soldiers passing out the hot Poopie
That rock Poopie
Puttin' bounce in the mosh pit.

Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Hey ladies (where ya at)
Hey fellas (where ya at)
And the people that don't give a Frak (where ya at)
All the lovers (where ya at)
All the haters (where ya at)
And all the people that call themselves players (where ya at)
Hot mommas (where ya at)
Pimp daddies (where ya at)
And the people rollin' up in caddies (where ya at)
Hey rockers (where ya at)
Hip hoppers (where ya at)
And everybody all around the world.

Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Ohh yeah...

You got anything planned?

https://youtu.be/zNOHyGP7thk

Morning notches.

I do love that song Shah so nice one for that.

Not much, mini house warming at a mates tonight and that's about it.

You?

Morning Frenchie

Not much, might go for a drive and look for something to do. Been wondering if it's worth joining a rowing club and get my cardio that way so might pop in to one and see whats what.

Today is World Smile Day

JuliusHMarx wrote:Today is World Smile Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8

Get f*cked, the lot of you!
Happy World Smile Day...c*nts!

Morning SERIAL, keep telling the people here it is national smile day but they wont join in just because they have been moved or laid off, miserable T**ts

rick_dagless wrote:Morning SERIAL, keep telling the people here it is national smile day but they wont join in just because they have been moved or laid off, miserable T**ts

FFS Rick, I really admire the way you maintain that air of goodwill in the face of all the gut wrenchingly awful news that befalls others. Some people, naming no names (but obviously it's Shah) would be laughing their tiny c*cks off at the news their colleagues were losing their jobs but you still strive to fill what remains of their tenure with love, light and laughter. I doff my metaphorical cap to you, sir.

I try and be empathetic DAVE, it is the northern way, I then go home and celebrate the fact that it is not me, though if it was me I would not be that bothered.

It is this kind of apathy that keeps the charade of giving a F**K nice and believable. Shah just wants to see the world burn... Literally

I just want to encourage Tino to do what he loves - buggery though not the kind that would result in me throwing him off the roof.

Please don't let me be misunderstood

I think that is his new hobby Shah, because it certainly isn't writing another CC 3.0

Maybe I should start distributing insecticides until he finishes round 3.0

Like the alien guy from Men in Black.

Maybe we should persuade all the TV channels to schedule Starship Troopers for the foreseeable future. He'll either come up with 3.0 or start making POW outfits for each ant.

I'm too busy to do another Culture Cup. Someone else do it. I nominate Jules.

I'm off home later this afternoon, RIcko. Out on the town tonight with a load of old mates (not Runcorn, probably Liverpool) then off to Cold Trafford to watch the mighty Warrington Wolves destroy the inbred c*nts from Wigan in the Grand Final tomorrow, followed by more drunken carnage in Manchester.

What a f*cking great weekend.

I'll pay my respects for you.

Tina sounds drunk already...excellent work (If not, get it f*cking sorted)

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm too busy to do another Culture Cup.  Someone else do it.  I nominate Jules.

I'm off home later this afternoon, RIcko.  Out on the town tonight with a load of old mates (not Runcorn, probably Liverpool) then off to Cold Trafford to watch the mighty Warrington Wolves destroy the inbred c*nts from Wigan in the Grand Final tomorrow, followed by more drunken carnage in Manchester.

What a f*cking great weekend.  

I'll pay my respects for you.

Come on the Wire!

Please do mate though I am home myself in a couple of weeks for my mothers 60th so will repay the favour.

Does sound like a cracking weekend mate, could only be better with a Too Kinky night.

What kind of a c*nt leaves Smiley Rick Michaelsed? F*ck you Tino you southern hugh jackman's cuckold poofter.

Thanks for having my back Shah, how goes the good fight?

This is what you get for being nice Rick, you need to beat Tino like he was your daddy.

It goes well unfortunately hit a bit of a snag in the gym department. The free weights have been taken over by skinny feckers who sit there posing after lifting the equivalent of a bag of popcorn. I'm only getting 15 to 20 minutes at the free weight area and consequently my rapid drive towards losing weight is slowed considerably.  On the plus side there's this girl who makes a point of catching my eye, using the treadmill in front of mine and wiggling her bum at me. She ain't much of a looker being a plain Jane type but she's got a bum that could crack a walnut. How is your induction turning out?

Going ok here mate but the day is just dragging due to the atmosphere being cack, I am out of here in about 20 I reckon.

Lucky Sod. Have a good weekend mate, see you bright and early Monday morning.

Morning Rick o the rovers and Rowley Pop N Fresh.

All good in the hood?

I see your secret neediness is being fed over on the boxing board Jeffo, looks like you really are a Norah Jones/Coldplay fan after all

Morning mate, good weekend?

What's going down on the boxing board?

242 and counting shah. I can do populist when the mood takes.

Morning Rick, All good in the hood. Was a passable weekend, many books, many gyms, many kebab rolls, shami kebabs and samosas but no weed. So could have been better but not by much. Yours?

Rowley wrote:242 and counting shah. I can do populist when the mood takes.

Is the aching loneliness worth the pleasure you get from being a snob?

That was supposed to be gently teasing rather than an attack on you Rowley. I withdraw the slight upon your measly, miserly and rotund character.

Water off a ducks back shah. I have nearly 250 responses and a green badge. My mood will not be dampened.

Congratulations mate, truly this was a Jeff weekend, you spent it rubbing your lamp candle and all your wishes came true.

At least that is your monthly quota to the boxing board filled mate.

Morning necroes,

Spleen vented over the cack that was England. Will now turn my gaze towards Wales. There really are a one man team, just appears that one man is Joe Allen.

Watched the rugby league final rather than the England match as got bored with it...

Morning DAVE

Morning Rick, haven't watched Rugby since the Bradford Bulls were last any good, so for over a decade now.

Me neither with any great regularity, which shows how good the England match was.

Did you get over to the light show at bradders?

Morning Dave, saw a man who reminded me of you, Bald, tattooed and wearing a PUFF DADDY t shirt. I wondered how many times you would stab him.

And I feel like I’m someone else
The hurt­ing is rough
Long are the days
And you have hurt me enough

Your mother she knows…
That some­thing is wrong with ya babe
How won­der­ing grows…
As u drift away here’s what I say

I read a book
And it’s your face
It’s your face now…Fake
Still my love for you was no mis­take
I will always love you
Fake…

Hop­ing for love
Day after day
And it’s always someone else
The hurt­ing is rough
Long are the days
And you have hurt me enough

You’re burn­ing your hair
On your cigar­ette, oh baby
You’re turn­ing your nose up
At the clothes your girl­friend wears
Shoot I don’t care

I read a book
And it’s your face
It’s your face now…Fake

Still my love for you was no mistake…obvious baby
Fake…

I read a book
And it’s your face…reading you baby
Fake…
Still my love for you was no mis­take
I will always love you

…I will always love you

Your mother she knows
That some­thing is wrong with ya babe
How won­der­ing grows
As u drift away
Shoot I don’t care

I read a book
And it’s your face…oh no
Fake…
Still my love for you was no mistake…it’s obvi­ous baby
Fake…

I read a book
And it’s your face…reading you baby
Fake…
Still my love for you was no mis­take…
I will always love you…
You’re out of place…

Sean Hucknall

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Dave, saw a man who reminded me of you, Bald, tattooed and wearing a PUFF DADDY t shirt. I wondered how many times you would stab him.

I'd still be doing it now

rick_dagless wrote:Me neither with any great regularity, which shows how good the England match was.

Did you get over to the light show at bradders?

No, wife wanted to go, I said "Why?" she couldn't give me a compelling reason to drag two small children into Bradford just before bedtime to look at some lights. We didn't go. Compromised and took the kids to Lightwater Valley yesterday instead.

You done right, you can get the highlights from social media to be honest, and most of the side attractions stopped early I believe.

I drove past it a couple of times on my way home last week, why the f*ck would I need to drag my kids round just to spend my time avoiding the Eastern Europeans selling those stupid f*cking flashing toys for a fiver a time? I counted four sellers carts within 30 yards of one another at ONE entrance to Centenary Square. Get f*cked!

Fair point...

Beef salad sandwich, minestrone cup of soup from The Aldi, 7/10

Nothing, I don't feel too well 0/10

Brain mutation? Self inflicted? Miscellaneous?

rick_dagless wrote:Brain mutation?  Self inflicted? Miscellaneous?

Just got rid of flu, now picked up another sh!tty bug. Didn't help that, in order not to disappoint my children yesterday, I had to take them on the water slides numerous times and got p!ss wet through.

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Brain mutation?  Self inflicted? Miscellaneous?

Just got rid of flu, now picked up another sh!tty bug. Didn't help that, in order not to disappoint my children yesterday, I had to take them on the water slides numerous times and got p!ss wet through.

You're turning into Tino, the notorious WFH'er. Man up you soft northern sissy.