Friday stress relief

1 Limerick competition:

1st line:

"There once was a newspaper proprietor..."

2 Haiku competition:

Any Haiku on the theme "inappropriate"

3 Jokes:

free reign

There once was a newspaper proprietor,
who try as he might, couldn't fire her.
And she wouldn't resign
So he took a firm line,
And appointed her as head of the internal investigation into the hacking scandal which in part at least took place when she was the Editor.

The Sun will come out
on a Sunday for a change
it will end in tears

Did you know Rebecca Brooks was a keen equestrian?

Yes, she can't get enough hacking.

Not an unattractive ginge
I've heard it said she shaves her head
When she is sacked she'll make us cringe
Going back to singing for Simply Red

Howling Mad Murdoch
Plan not quite come together
Don't pity the fool

teak hard, like a shaft
pink, the pounding rush of blood
Rock? Too much sugar