The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:12 pm

His father’s a jock
He has a 2” c0ck

Windows
Windows

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:13 pm

seanmichaels wrote:His father’s a jock
He has a 2” c0ck

Windows
Windows

^ Thread split!

by **superflyweight** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:17 pm

It's the kind of thread split that could breathe new life into the Culture Cup.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:His father’s a jock
He has a 2” c0ck

Windows
Windows

2 inches
is enough
To penetrate her muff

Seans ex missus!
Seans ex missus!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:19 pm

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:19 pm

His Bird
has split
his life is a skit
Michaels
Michaels

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:20 pm

Making bombs,
he feared
He'd set light to his beard.

Shah!
Shah!

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:21 pm

She reached
Her happy place
When I jizzed all over her face.

Sean’s ex missus!
Sean’s ex missus!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:25 pm

Get out!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:25 pm

His dick
has nits
can't tell which is which
Michaels
Michaels

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:29 pm

I bent
Her over
And slipped it up Galtova.

Mail order brides!
Mail order brides!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:31 pm

No need
for haste
for this one has no taste
Galtova
Galtova

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:51 pm

I'd argue that's dumb
Because she can't get enough of Jules's cum

Galtova
Galtova.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:02 pm

She Ups the ante
because Jules' a dilettante
Galtova
Galtova

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I'd argue that's dumb
Because she can't get enough of Jules's cum

Galtova
Galtova.

There's not
Much left
At my age I'm cum-bereft

JHM
JHM

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:07 pm

Alistair wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Alistair wrote:If she's gone to bat for the other side, sean, that would be quite an achievement. On a scale of 1:10, how fit was your ex?

Side note, new Star Wars trailer looks pretty good.

Now, remember the context of this rating is someone who has just expressed interest and excitement about the new Star Wars film

This attempt at a burn was brought to you by a wrestling fan.

Wrestling. Fan.

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche. Now quick, shouldn't you be in line somewhere for a mint edition figurine?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:08 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I'd argue that's dumb
Because she can't get enough of Jules's cum

Galtova
Galtova.

There's not
Much left
At my age I'm cum-bereft

JHM
JHM

The Right
Person to tell
a*se like a cum well
Michaels
Michaels

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:29 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche.

He has a point though.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche.

He has a point though.

Bit nasty of you to make fun of his appearance

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:45 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche.

He has a point though.

Star Wars isn't cooler than anything except Star Trek.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:49 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche.

He has a point though.

Star Wars isn't cooler than anything except Star Trek.

I like you Dolphin. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I think you're a decent chap. I really do.

But you're wrong about WRASSLIN. Completely and utterly wrong. There is never an excuse to watch it and/or enjoy it for anyone over the age of 12.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche.

He has a point though.

Star Wars isn't cooler than anything except Star Trek.

I like you Dolphin. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I think you're a decent chap. I really do.

But you're wrong about WRASSLIN. Completely and utterly wrong. There is never an excuse to watch it and/or enjoy it for anyone over the age of 12.

Because Stone Cold Tino Jr said so.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:54 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche.

He has a point though.

Star Wars isn't cooler than anything except Star Trek.

I like you Dolphin. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I think you're a decent chap. I really do.

But you're wrong about WRASSLIN. Completely and utterly wrong. There is never an excuse to watch it and/or enjoy it for anyone over the age of 12.

Because Stone Cold Tino Jr said so.

Take a step back, Shah.

I'll smash you in. You and your mate who throws cans of pop at legitimate political campaigners.

by **Union Cane** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 4:59 pm

Its gone
A bit sh!t
Since I'm not so oftenly on it

Culture Cup!
Culture Cup!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 5:02 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche.

He has a point though.

Star Wars isn't cooler than anything except Star Trek.

I like you Dolphin. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I think you're a decent chap. I really do.

But you're wrong about WRASSLIN. Completely and utterly wrong. There is never an excuse to watch it and/or enjoy it for anyone over the age of 12.

Because Stone Cold Tino Jr said so.

Take a step back, Shah.

I'll smash you in. You and your mate who throws cans of pop at legitimate political campaigners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbl92RqHVmk

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 5:56 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

I know when you're beat when you go back to the cliche.

He has a point though.

Star Wars isn't cooler than anything except Star Trek.

I like you Dolphin. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I think you're a decent chap. I really do.

But you're wrong about WRASSLIN. Completely and utterly wrong. There is never an excuse to watch it and/or enjoy it for anyone over the age of 12.

You're a fool, Tino. Its fiction with sport involved. Boxing wishes it was wrestling, and thats the sad truth. It never used to, but now it is so desperate for stories and rivalries that every inch of the build up is circus and acting. Floyd Mayweather is more wrestling than boxing.

Edit: You're a fool in as such as saying Star Wars is cooler than wrestling. Wrestling isnt cool, but by god its cooler than Star Wars

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 20 Oct 2015, 6:10 pm

Moron.

by Rowley Tue 20 Oct 2015, 6:12 pm

Great thread split. On the plus side at work one of the secretaries who has been off a couple of weeks has come back this week. Not every good at this bawdiness lark but suffice to say you'd be more than willing to eat a bag of chips off her back.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 6:18 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Moron.

To think, I'd stopped threatening to bum you

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 6:19 pm

Rowley wrote:Great thread split. On the plus side at work one of the secretaries who has been off a couple of weeks has come back this week. Not every good at this bawdiness lark but suffice to say you'd be more than willing to eat the sh*t out her ar*e and call her Sonia Jackson

Sean'd that for you

by Hibbz Tue 20 Oct 2015, 6:23 pm

Rowley wrote:Great thread split. On the plus side at work one of the secretaries who has been off a couple of weeks has come back this week. Not every good at this bawdiness lark but suffice to say you'd be more than willing to eat a bag of chips off her back.

If the Culture Cup offers no more from this day forward this euphism is enough alone to justify it's existence.

by Rowley Tue 20 Oct 2015, 6:27 pm

Worryingly hibbz it is not a euphemism, it is one of Sean's utterly believable anecdotes.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 6:44 am

Fistic Fury bitches.

Morning Rick the D*ck (sorry)

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 6:57 am

No offense taken Shah, it is tough coming up with a daily rhyme, and that one writes itself...

How you doing?

Sicond

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:10 am

Bitterly cold this morning and quite a bit of rain so not a great start to the day. But nearly a litre of fresh orange juice in the morning has woken me up good and proper so bursting with energy. My mood was further improved when I read the end of yesterdays CC offerings.

Tino "the tot terrifyee" and Dolphin "Wrasslin" Ziggler using star wars and wrasslin to argue whats cool

Geoff "this is so beneath me I will change jobs just to make sure I can be online to show you how beneath me this all is" Rowley making a bawdy joke.

Mustard.

I tried to avoid that rhyme as much as possible but its pretty much the last one left.

What about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:12 am

Haha, I was just catching up with that, reminded me of this

Spoiler:

Not that cold here but wet and miserable, looks nice if the sun comes up though.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:16 am

rick_dagless wrote:Haha, I was just catching up with that, reminded me of this

Spoiler:

Not that cold here but wet and miserable, looks nice if the sun comes up though.

Fixed that for you el Ricko.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:23 am

Lol out loud, also nice to see that sean's definitely not made up chip story is finding a place in CC folklore, this place will be known as the worlds chaviest Kama Sutra in years to cum [/(sic)

by Rowley Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:37 am

Pointing out this place is beneath me is beneath me. Morning shah, morning Rick the toothpick.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:39 am

Such is life. Once Rowley uses an expression it becomes canonised. I'm still waiting for Jeff to push TSMR onto the bed grab her hair in a gesture of savage affection and whisper while staring her in the eye "Im going to leave your box looking like a smashed crab"

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:41 am

Morning Rowley, all well in the Jizzy Jeff household?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:43 am

Morning Jeffers, how is one this fine day?

by Rowley Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:51 am

Can't complain, hope all is well with my cc colleagues.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:56 am

As well as can be expected mate, how did the interview go by the way? Or was it the standard "seemed to go well but you can never tell" vibe?

by Rowley Wed 21 Oct 2015, 7:59 am

It went well she is just deciding if there is enough work to justify it. One of the big ffirms is opening in Sheffield soon, they seem keen on me, so should be out soon enough.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 8:03 am

I have been waiting ages on the result of an interview as the job seemed to change scope mid decision, I get almost daily updates otherwise I would've sacked it off as a bad do...

Hope it all works out for you.

Where I work now is in one of those times where everyone decides to up sticks at the same time, leaving all the institutionalised folk, and those too crap to get a role elsewhere...

by **superflyweight** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 8:21 am

Morning all. I'm starting to think about a move as well but looking for something quite specific (lots of money and very little work / responsibility).

I've realised that there is a never-ending, always growing pile of work here and its also getting dangerously close to the point where people will start picking up on the mistakes that I've made over the last 3 years.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 8:28 am

Morning supes...

Just blame the guy who has left, preferably to a competitor, worked for me throughout my career...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 Oct 2015, 8:33 am

Morning all. No chips this morning for the upstairs neighbour. I may have awoken a bit later than the randy hour though (5am it seems).

I need a job to see me through the winter. What shall I do?

by Rowley Wed 21 Oct 2015, 8:42 am

Weird situation for me as the job I do is pretty niche if you want to leave the industry you're all but screwed as you have no transferable skills so can't get the money, but if something comes up in the industry outside of London you're nigh on certain to get it.

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