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Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse & Jack Daniels? (not for easily offended)

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Post by SirJohnnyEnglish Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:21 pm

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke....

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Post by SirJohnnyEnglish Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:39 pm

Too soon... Whistle

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Post by TwisT Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:41 pm

SirJohnnyEnglish wrote:Too soon... Whistle

........................Yes, not to mention a million bee's have now become homeless.

"The Winehouse Funeral.......sponsored by Rizla"

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Post by SirJohnnyEnglish Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:51 pm

What's the difference between February and Amy Winehouse? February always makes it to 28!

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Post by TwisT Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:18 pm

SirJohnnyEnglish wrote:What's the difference between February and Amy Winehouse? February always makes it to 28!

Erm so do all the other months Rolling Eyes

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Post by SirJohnnyEnglish Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:21 pm

This one will have to be better so...

Breaking news: Amy Winehouse is not dead. Forensic teams where drawing a line around Amy's body when she suddenly sprang to life and then tried snorting it.

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Post by Scott is Back Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:22 pm

At her funeral today, Elton John will be singing his classic rendition of "Candle under the spoon"

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Post by Scott is Back Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:22 pm

Whats Black & Starving?

Amy Winehouse's cat!

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Post by SirJohnnyEnglish Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:24 pm

Its been said if your kids miss behave you can punish them by giving them a little smack try telling Amy Winehous’s dad that !

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Post by SirJohnnyEnglish Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:25 pm

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes?
The jokes will get old.

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Post by SirJohnnyEnglish Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:23 pm

News of Amy Winehouses death travelled with such speed, when I heard I couldn’t help but crack up with emotion, she was a real heroin, its such a blow. She really made a hash of things though, her life just went to pot, someone should of kept tabs on her.

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Post by SirJohnnyEnglish Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:45 pm

Two detectives are in Amy Winehouse’s flat. One says to the other "I've never heard of her, what was she famous for?"
The other copper replies "She was a very well known musician."
The first detective looks around and says, "Ah, I see now. Let me guess, she played the spoons?"

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