Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse & Jack Daniels? (not for easily offended)

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke....

Too soon...

SirJohnnyEnglish wrote:Too soon...

........................Yes, not to mention a million bee's have now become homeless.

"The Winehouse Funeral.......sponsored by Rizla"

What's the difference between February and Amy Winehouse? February always makes it to 28!

SirJohnnyEnglish wrote:What's the difference between February and Amy Winehouse? February always makes it to 28!

Erm so do all the other months

This one will have to be better so...

Breaking news: Amy Winehouse is not dead. Forensic teams where drawing a line around Amy's body when she suddenly sprang to life and then tried snorting it.

At her funeral today, Elton John will be singing his classic rendition of "Candle under the spoon"

Whats Black & Starving?

Amy Winehouse's cat!

Its been said if your kids miss behave you can punish them by giving them a little smack try telling Amy Winehous’s dad that !

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes?
The jokes will get old.

News of Amy Winehouses death travelled with such speed, when I heard I couldn’t help but crack up with emotion, she was a real heroin, its such a blow. She really made a hash of things though, her life just went to pot, someone should of kept tabs on her.

Two detectives are in Amy Winehouse’s flat. One says to the other "I've never heard of her, what was she famous for?"
The other copper replies "She was a very well known musician."
The first detective looks around and says, "Ah, I see now. Let me guess, she played the spoons?"