Heath Slater Suspended

In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Heath Miller (Heath Slater) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company’s policy.

source: wwe.com

He probably needed time off to make another Home Alone

Doubt anyone will notice he's gone

Who are they going to use as a jobber?

That chump who won NXT4 or McGillicutty or anybody else from NXT

Electric Demon will be gutted!

Why?

Does he I think for every headline impressive performance, you get a parallel under-the-radar one? And Slater has delivered it! Whilst Punk has been dropping Pipe Bombs, Slater has been quietly cleaning up the debris?

Because that's just madness. MADNESS I SAY!!!!

With the amount of debri ED has going around the WWE it's no wonder the Wrestlers where claiming it to be an unsafe working enviroment

Loved Heath Slater in Far from Heaven.

Hopefully this 30 day suspension will finally allow him to complete filming on Boogie Nights 2: Electric Boogaloo.

That's D.Young and now Heath Slatter to be suspended for roids within a month!

Oh man - this is a shame. He'll probably get fired now. I think that under the radar performance was just about to go mainstream too. Sad day for wrestling.

Surely the only answer now is to hire Julianne Moore to play Slater while hes suspended and having a who is the real Heath Slater storyline. Culminating with Booker T saying they look the same, but he thinks that the real Slater is the one with a small black dot on his boots.

Anyone else noticed the sudden spike in wellness violations since Mistico appeared.....just saying

You think Mistico has been taking special deliveries from across the border?

Slater isn't that big anyway, so I can see why he would want to take roids to get noticed.

To be honest, I think the ONE! MAN! ROCK! BAND! should be allowed to take drugs, because it suits his image as the ONE! MAN! ROCK! BAND! Because all rock bands take drugs - and he's just one man, so he should be allowed to take loads.

The One Pointless Man Band should stick to sucking the life out f charisma, I agree though, he should be allowed drugs, preferribly Acid

I genuinely like him. I can't belive you think he's a charisma vacuum

Two wrestlers fighting on Acid....what a match that would be

Dicey Reilly wrote:Two wrestlers fighting on Acid....what a match that would be

Russo could devise an acid on a pole match...

JoshSansom wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:Two wrestlers fighting on Acid....what a match that would be

Russo could devise an acid on a pole match...

Where the acid is painted on the pole and the two fighters need to lick it to win, it could be known as the "Lick my pole" match

Dicey Reilly wrote:

JoshSansom wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:Two wrestlers fighting on Acid....what a match that would be

Russo could devise an acid on a pole match...

Where the acid is painted on the pole and the two fighters need to lick it to win, it could be known as the "Lick my pole" match

Or something even more deadly, the juices of Melina's nether regions...

Well for most of the roster it wouldnt be the first time her jucies were on their poles

Dicey Reilly wrote:Well for most of the roster it wouldnt be the first time her jucies were on their poles

Addiction to acid can be gotten over but apparently gonorrhoea is now resistant to antibiotics...

gonorrhoea is now resistant to antibiotics

That sounds like a messed up Pokemon battle

Free the "One Mahn Rawk Bahnd" one!

Electric Demon wrote:I genuinely like him. I can't belive you think he's a charisma vacuum

What can I say, I jst can't stand him, his look, his build, his voice, he screams enhancement talent to me, if I could build a guy that doesn't look like a Wrestler he'd look like Heath Slater (or classy Sebastian Miller as he was called when I first saw him)