Isner vs Karlovic

Oh, Mr. Moderator!

Green wrote:Oh, Mr. Moderator!

Your awfully calm seeing as the world could be over by tomorrow!!!

It's all up to Botswana's ninjas now...

One of the last two times I saw Isner play on clay: video

(I couldn't find a better video, but don't miss the final scoreline )

"Your awfully calm seeing as the world could be over by tomorrow!!! "
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Yeah, well... What can you do? You get used to it over the years, I guess.

Is there a more boring match than Isner, Querrey, Roddick, or Karlovic playing each other. I am so glad the era of the big servers is over.

Green wrote:Oh, Mr. Moderator!

Yes, I'm here, how can I be of assistance ?

You mustn't call up the minor gods for anything trivial you know, it upsets their appointment schedule.

Jubbahey wrote:Yes, I'm here, how can I be of assistance ?

You mustn't call up the minor gods for anything trivial you know, it upsets their appointment schedule.

I apologize for disturbing You, oh Mighty One, but if You check this poll's author's website, You will realise that none of His actions should be regarded as trivial. He's obviously still sore about Mahut losing that match to Isner (and it's His fault He hadn't done anything about it at the time! ), so I think You should just have a little talk with Him on your divine level ... Even though He's a bit older than You, I'm sure He'll listen...




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Green wrote:One of the last two times I saw Isner play on clay: video

(I couldn't find a better video, but don't miss the final scoreline )

Wow, Isner can actually slide!

First game just been played. Isner strikes a mere 2 aces and holds.

socal1976 wrote:Is there a more boring match than Isner, Querrey, Roddick, or Karlovic playing each other. I am so glad the era of the big servers is over.

YES


Can you imagine a doubles match match featuring all four of them ?

I have just seen TITN website and i have reported it to the highest authoritee.

It hasn't got Jubbahey down as a minor god !!!

TITN, you can either edit the wiki link or feel the wrath of a thousand years of frustrated gods ire direct between the eyes.

minor (or third greatest Ra)

Jubbahey wrote:I have just seen TITN website and i have reported it to the highest authoritee.

It hasn't got Jubbahey down as a minor god !!!

TITN, you can either edit the wiki link or feel the wrath of a thousand years of frustrated gods ire direct between the eyes.

minor (or third greatest Ra)

I've edited the link to something more revelant. Will this suffice?

Is that your drawing of me, News?!


But you look rather handsome!

Green wrote:Is that your drawing of me, News?!


But you look rather handsome!

No Green. I copied an internet picture of an ant into my personal quickly drawn up sketch of me and Jubbahey 8)

I am rather handsome, aren't I? I have 2 biceps on one arm; not even Nadal can pull that off.

On another note, as we speak, Isner and Karlovic are 4-4 in the final set.

Who wants to guess what the score of the other 2 sets was?

"I am rather handsome, aren't I?"
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And you have such a lovely smile...


"I copied an internet picture of an ant..."
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[Angry ant!]

Green wrote:"I am rather handsome, aren't I?"
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And you have such a lovely smile...


"I copied an internet picture of an ant..."
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[Angry ant!]

??? That appears to be a swan, Green.

Swans are angry creatures though. I once met a swan who felt I was encroaching upon it's terroritry. I tried to explain the situation to the swan, pleading that it was simply a case of me utilising a public footpath, but no, it wasn't interested. I then decided to engage it in macho repartee, told it to "back off, or i'll get my boiz onto ya!" and it bit me.

A swan?! Well, how come you didn't think of a swan when you were looking for a picture to represent me?!

It looks like they'll play the 13th game in the final set as well...

Green wrote:It looks like they'll play the 13th game in the final set as well...

Yep. They threw Federer on a while ago and it didn't work. They also showed the sad bit in the Green Mile to try and demoralise them, but that didn't work either. World War 3 has however yet to be started.

As for the ant, did you not read the text?

Swans are small and puny too in comparison to gods... :-(

(Why don't we have a sad smiley, only the crying ones?)

Will somebody win this match?!

No. It will go on for eternity. Apparently their going to dock both players sll their points for crimes against entertainment.

Golly, that was a bit KaraKorum wasn't it?

And what happens? The only thing you hadn't mentioned in your poll! Of course!

That's such a nice and symmetric scoreline...

Well the crowd did die of boredom, to be fair.

Just typical though. Karlovic through in 3.

This forum used to be cool.

The single most entertaining poll of all times for me

I assume the reference to Mali, a largely Islamic country is actually a cunning reference to the war between islamic fundemtalists and christian fundamentalists, the reference to Obama is a nod to the fact that even with a liberal President Obama is still the leader of a country infested with christian fundamentalists who would like to opress the infidels of islam, the reference to nuclear warfare against a country which has no nuclear weapons is a reference to the the oppression of the weak and poor by the powerful and the rich, and that the linking of these things to unejoyable serve fests, which , themselves futile in nature, remind us of the futility of both war and religion, and the inherent backwardness in the tribalism which underlies not just sport and religion but all human endavour.

As such, this article represents a masterpiece of satire the like of which has not previously graced this forum before. I would award you 5 stars sir if only I knew how.