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Friday Fun: I Had a Fight With...
I had a fight with a cleaner the other day - I wiped the floor with him.
I had a fight with a window fitter last night - I smashed his fascia in.
I had a fight with a bloke in a chip shop yesterday - I battered him.
I had a fight with a carpenter last night - I knocked his block off.
I had a fight at a wine tasting event the other day - there was claret everywhere.
I had a fight with a midget last night - made short work of him.
I'm having a fight with a calendar salesman tonight - his days are numbered.
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I had a fight with a window fitter last night - I smashed his fascia in.
I had a fight with a bloke in a chip shop yesterday - I battered him.
I had a fight with a carpenter last night - I knocked his block off.
I had a fight at a wine tasting event the other day - there was claret everywhere.
I had a fight with a midget last night - made short work of him.
I'm having a fight with a calendar salesman tonight - his days are numbered.
Your turn...
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I had a fight with a power station worker. He got sparked
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I had a fight with my conscience last night - feel bad about it now.
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I had a fight with a carpet fitter last night. He got laid out
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I had fight with a butcher - I made mincemeat out of him.
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I had a fight with a female pornstar last night... I pummelled her
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I was due to have a fight with a milkman last night - but he bottled it.
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I was due to have a fight with an uncertain fowl last night - but he chicken doubt.
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I had a fight with a candle stick maker lasted night - he'd been getting on my wick.
Had a fight with a boot polisher last night - I gave him a couple of shiners.
Had a fight with a boot polisher last night - I gave him a couple of shiners.
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Had a fight with a teacher last night - I schooled him.
Had a fight with a possessive ex last night - I owned her.
Had a fight with a dominatrix last night - she whipped my butt.
Had a fight with a possessive ex last night - I owned her.
Had a fight with a dominatrix last night - she whipped my butt.
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I had a fight with a farmer, he hit me with a low blow and now I have a couples of acres!
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I had a fight with a masseuse last night - he was rubbing me up the wrong way.
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DAVE667 wrote:I had a fight with a farmer, he hit me with a low blow and now I have a couples of acres!
Funny, that. I had a fight with a farmer, also, but I hit HIM low and was DQ'd - he milked it.
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I had a fight in a hippie commune - it turned into a bit of a hug-fest!
Had a fight at a Star Trek convention for male pigs - it was a bit of a bore-fest
I had a fight in a treatment centre for narcoleptics - it was a bit of a snore-fest.
Had a fight at a Star Trek convention for male pigs - it was a bit of a bore-fest
I had a fight in a treatment centre for narcoleptics - it was a bit of a snore-fest.
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I had a fight with a DJ who refused to let me see his Aretha Franklin CD - he wouldn't show me any respect.
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I picked a fight with a levitationist last night - but it never got off the ground.
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Had a fight with a horologist las night - I clocked him one.
The I was supposed to have a fight with the director of Evian - but he didn't have the minerals.
The I was supposed to have a fight with the director of Evian - but he didn't have the minerals.
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I had a fight with Picasso's grandson last night - we called it a draw.
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I had a rematch with a fat bloke who was bed-ridden - I managed to turn him over.
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I had a fight with a builder last night - he was bricking it.
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I had a fight with Colonel Gadaffi - it was a mini-war!
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I had a fight with a driving instructor - I thought I'd won but he managed to get it reversed!
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I had a fight with a mathematician last night - he showed me some angles.
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I had a fight with a carpenter - I got nailed.
I had a fight in Caesers - I got licked.
I had a fight in Caesers - I got licked.
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I had to postpone a fight with a small chicken last night - had to make bantam wait.
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I had a fight with an acrobat - it was a spilt decision and they turned cartwhelels
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I had a fight with a Warlock - he was a master of the Dark Arts!
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I had a fight with Paul Robeson last night - it was a low key affair.
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I had a fight with Lawrence Olivier on an airplane - there was high drama
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I had a fight at San Quentin last night - I was gassed after three minutes.
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I had a fight with Patrick Moore - I was seeing stars.
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I had a fight with an ex-Lord who didn't own the deeds to his house - it was a non-title bout
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I had a fight with a novelist last night - you couldn't make it up.
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Had a fight with a balloon instructor. Won easy as he ran out of gas..
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I had a fight with a chef last night - it had all the ingredients.
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I had a fight with a group of fox hunters - I was ahead by a country mile
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I was due to fight a water filled hunk of pig meat - but my ham had a leak.
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Had a fight on the Orient Express last night. He ran out of steam
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I had a fight with a pottery worker last night - he called me a mug.
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I had a fight with a deaf campanologist - he never heard the final bell!
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I had a fight with a woman last night - it was a split decision.
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I had a fight with a pickpocket last night - he nicked a decision.
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I had a fight with a neurologist - he was getting on my nerves.
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I had a fight with an art thief who recruited me into his gang - we stole the show
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I had a fight with a surgeon last night - he wouldn't cut it out.
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I had a fight with a topologist last night - my trainer mapped out a plan.
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I had a fight with a revolving door - I didn't know if I was coming or going
I had a fight with a Chinaman - it was real Ding Dong battle
I had a fight with a Chinaman - it was real Ding Dong battle
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Had a fight with a barber last night. Was a close shave
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I had a fight with a carpet last night - it was due a beating.
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