Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:29 am

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First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:05 pm

Use it to dig through prison cell walls

Fog Watch

by Guest Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:07 pm

Open a tin of beans with it

Daisy chain

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:50 am

Use it to replace a broken bike chain

bottomless pit

by Guest Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:11 am

Get to the bottom of it

Ice cream van

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:59 pm

Store hot coals in the back

Stage Coach

by Guest Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:29 pm

Drive it using duck-sized horses

Skipping rope

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:49 am

Can we skip that one?

Plimsoll line

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:44 am

Land your torpedoes above it

Cast Iron Bollard

by Guest Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:23 pm

Drive into it and not dent your car Sad

Member of the Royal family

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:35 am

Put a handle on them

Group of Misguided Youth

by Guest Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:21 pm

Understand what they're saying

Pygmy

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:37 pm

Throw it too far down the river

Sasquatch

by Guest Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:00 pm

Spell it correctly without using spellchecker

Kangaroo

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:59 pm

Tell it to catch the "272" to Naremburn without it pricking it's ears up

Sweat Band

by Guest Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:04 pm

Lend it to someone once you've used it

Tumble dryer

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:15 pm

why not?

Dry your pet octopus in it... without it getting very angry!

Press Conference

by Guest Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:18 pm

You dirty beast Laugh

Hold it on the Moon

Piece of rose quartz

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:41 pm

Cut a diamond with it

Octagon

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:51 am

Dress it up to the nines

loose floorboard

by **Pal Joey** Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:01 am

Not let it irritate you!

Bald-headed sports commentator

by **Kenny** Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:35 am

Not let the shine off his head distract you on a sunny day

Toilet Attendant

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:01 pm

Tip him a bent coin

Cleaning Lady

by Guest Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:23 pm

Pay her what she's worth

Broken rubber

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:39 pm

Re-use it

Herd of Alpaca

by Guest Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:41 pm

Remember which name you've given to each of them

Credit card

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:47 pm

Prevent attempted fraud occasionally

Easyjet booking

by Guest Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:55 pm

Find a flight any later than 630am

Snowman

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:03 pm

Build one here today

Church Choir

by Guest Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:08 pm

Sound like I belong in one

Herd of elephant cavalry

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:09 pm

Head them off at the pass

Designer

by **Kenny** Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:44 am

Convince them that what they have designed isn't the best thing since sliced bread

Rose

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:36 am

Give a wilted one to a loved one

Sandpit

by **Kenny** Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:17 am

not love playing in one

Scar

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:59 pm

Get rid of it without expensive surgery

Filibuster

by Guest Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:24 pm

Stay awake during one

Glass of pineapple juice

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:13 pm

Pass it off as tomato juice

Allan Key

by Guest Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:22 pm

Use it to unlock your car

Human skeleton

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:03 pm

Share a laugh with him/her

Lost Soul

by Guest Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:12 pm

Get them to cheer up

Camel

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:45 am

De-hump it

Mackerel

by **Kenny** Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:31 am

smoke it in a roll up

Sword

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:07 am

Use it to floss with

Drum Beat

by Guest Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:18 pm

Change it without cocking it up

Bout of man flu

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:13 pm

Shake it as quickly as you would like (but you are winning!)

Torrential Downpour

by Guest Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:18 pm

Be in one without having horrible flashbacks of Cliff Richard

miniature horse

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:27 pm

train it to lead a monkey gone mad with rabies

First Aid Kit

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:59 pm

Find it when you need it

logarithmic scale

by **Kenny** Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:36 am

mate it with a zebra

Lightbulb

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:47 pm

Lick the filament

Manatee

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:24 pm

Take it to the matinee

slice of lemon

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